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Well, I am just over 6 ft and it was at least 2 of me so yeah about 15ft, then again who fccckn knows. I certainly haven't got to the bottom where it was breaking today before. I am sure that wanksock Channels will be on here in a minute trying to refute it.

Are you saying you've never cleaned yourself up with a sock, too?

It's been pumping all day today, seems like this swell will never end.

Two surfs and a really good massage. My day is done.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:32 pm

Well, I am just over 6 ft and it was at least 2 of me so yeah about 15ft, then again who fccckn knows. I certainly haven't got to the bottom where it was breaking today before. I am sure that wanksock Channels will be on here in a minute trying to refute it.

You’ve been in Oz long enough to have graduated past wanksock. Try jizz rag or cumbucket to sound like a local.

Where da Fcuk were you surfing, Loofs?

Nothing constructive is gonna happen today.

North end of open beach, pretty much perfect beach break lefthanders coming through, with one other guy for two hours.

I didn't surf amazing, but had some minor breakthroughs with backhand stalling/pig dogging. Always been a challenge for me.

Stoked!

3 to 4 foot eluora to wanda stretch. Gentle offshore breeze, and some flawless lines. A left ripbowl that was running like a pointbreak. Not much of a crew out. seems to be dropping off a bit now.

Erratic head and a half sets all morning, some long lulls. Side-off wind putting chop on the wave faces early, shifted to light offshore mid morning. No crowds, max of about 15. Perfect balmy weather.

Two surfs today. Second one was far more successful with smaller crowds and a change of equipment.

^^^ broke out the trusty surf knobs did you?

well that's two days in a row at Lowers, yesterday was pretty solid but a little bit bumpy from an overnight sth wind, this morning was clean and a little bit smaller/less consistent. Warm water, like 22? Wheeee! Such a soft wave though compared to Sydney reef/beachies. I always remember the smoothness and forget the softness.

What brought you to the left coast, Nick?
Buying real estate?

Nick has a hydrofinger in lots of pies

Well, he needs to get his hand off his surf knob quick smart.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 11, 2019 2:55 pm

... Found myself on the ocean floor in about 15-20ft of water after screwing one up.
I grabbed my brine brother Laird, who also had kooked the take off, and brought us both, gasping, to the surface, where we met Croissant, who heroically pulled us past the menacing shorey to the welcoming bosom of dry land.

This has got to go into the 2020TOTY comp as a pozible kicker for a Loofy three peat.

There's Trevor scale, beanpole scale, Iggy scale, Hawaiian scale.


Then there's Loofy scale.

What's 15 - 20 feet when measured in the foetal position?

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:47 am

What brought you to the left coast, Nick?
Buying real estate?

Planning the rebirth of the surf industry.

It’s coming back and it’s going to fcuk shit up!!!