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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:52 am

Yoga pants and shin guards.
It's what Jesus would want.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by alakaboo » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:18 am

I thought you were getting goats?
Is this a convoluted way of saying you jerked off a goat and it shat on you?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:30 am

The goats are very close.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:21 pm

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos :shock: .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:27 pm

buddy wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:21 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos :shock: .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there
Farkin hell, check the tooth out.

Hope the cnut pays you for your board...
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:30 pm

Nah I only paid $60 odd for it.
Rode it a few times and it went well but at 2 & 1/8" didn't get much use.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by alakaboo » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:35 pm

Drailed wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:27 pm
buddy wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:21 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos :shock: .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there
Farkin hell, check the tooth out.

Hope the cnut pays you for your board...
Hobbits are shifty little fcukers, he won't see a cent.

Forget the tooth, what's wrong with that bloke's feet?!
He'd be a hobble-up starter for toty body part.

Buddy, is that you?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:39 pm

alakaboo wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:35 pm
Drailed wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:27 pm
buddy wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:21 pm
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos :shock: .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there
Farkin hell, check the tooth out.

Hope the cnut pays you for your board...
Hobbits are shifty little fcukers, he won't see a cent.

Forget the tooth, what's wrong with that bloke's feet?!
He'd be a hobble-up starter for toty body part.

Buddy, is that you?
I don't know who the main bloke is in the photo's.
But the hobbit feet look like my mate's.
Sadly, mine are even hairier :mrgreen: .

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Wyre » Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:35 pm

I got fcuking detonated at the Point today!

The classic: not paddling hard enough to cleanly get over the first wave of the closeout set, which pulled me back a bit but I was clear of it , leaving me in prime position for the beast of second wave to just axe me. I was turbulated.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:58 pm

I’m quietly blown away by the sudden surge in shark encounters up and down the east coast this weekend

Crew at Queenscliff on Saturday see a great white attack a fur seal out near the bombie
Someone I know gets bumped by an aggressive shark at Palm Beach
Buddy’s buddy, riding what looks like one of my old boards, gets the tail bit off by what, a bull?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by alakaboo » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:13 pm

Looks like a tooth from a bull, yeah.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:06 pm

I've seen bulls launching chasing mullet at Flatrock the last week.

Saw a shape surfing the Point today.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:29 pm

He would have been going pretty fast when it's had a go. Pretty crazy, really.

Someone saw some sharks and dolphins feeding off the peg at boulders Saturday, and apparently someone lost their board at O.P and had to swim in at boulders that day too.

I thought I saw one in a wave in main part of town on sat. Didn't look like a dolphin to me. Pretty sizey too.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:31 pm

Two great things about here are relatively low crowds and no fcuken bull sharks

I'm getting less enthusiastic about the cold though
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by tootr » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:43 pm

May-June last year is when GWS tagged numbers increased significantly on the mid-north Coast.
Plenty of pings at Forster and Port lately.
The theory they’ve been down south (Eastern Vicco] for summer and move north during the cooler months will gain a bit more evidence yay or nay.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by marauding mullet » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:09 pm

swvic wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:31 pm
I'm getting less enthusiastic about the cold though
X 2 have shed a few Kgs and really feeling it
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:36 pm

marauding mullet wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:09 pm
swvic wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:31 pm
I'm getting less enthusiastic about the cold though
X 2 have shed a few Kgs and really feeling it
I've never really had kgs to shed. The osteoarthritic wrist and shoulder would also appreciate warmer seas

Your Crancky mate is where it's at - minus the bike stuff as I'm now struggling on anything rougher than an airport runway
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:44 pm

alakaboo wrote:
Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:13 pm
Looks like a tooth from a bull, yeah.
DPI marine biologist says it's a white.

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