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Beanpole wrote:Went for a bash this arvo. Could have been okay earlier.

Spent more time this evening dodging blue tentacles than paddling for waves.

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Didn't see any down the south end. Just one ranga who started paddling across in front of me and then soon after swung around at the last minute on another closeout and was about to take off right on top of me.

Definite case of blue balls

Braithy wrote:

Drailed wrote:3ft snow and Nick can't see a fccckn thing!

Hey little buddy. You're number is up. It's time you posted a photo of your penis.

As your personal artistic coordinator, allow me to suggest; tastefully planted in the middle of a hotdog bun with tom sauce and american mustard and decorated with some fried onions would be a real winner.

this thread eagerly awaits.

And by Tom sauce you mean?

we need to find Tom!

Tom sauce == dead horse?

steve shearer wrote:

brendo wrote: anyway have you seen this clip? best POV footage ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs

I agree with everything you say Brendo but that, like just about all POV footy except the one from deep in the tube, was boring to watch.

Anyway, come on Carroll, get your son to get a clip of you in the trees, we need some light amusement in amongst all this envy.[/quote

so u didn't think WTF! when candide used the chair offload as a kicker??! or the ending?
good back story to candide, one ot the best park riders around, busted his back on a HUGE tabletop and was never supposed to ski again.
proved them wrong, turned his attention to the big mountain tour and killed it. respect

Drailed wrote:I dont think I wanna do that Braithy.

Brendo, that clip was nuts.

watch his first and third vids, but 3rd has some cgi bullshit kinda spoils it though.

I didn't get that far tbh.

watch it shep, first bit is abit slow, and through the middle but on a whole good

crustt wrote:Surfed a local reef last night, very solid (swvic you have surfed it a few times) bottom dropping out with the tide.

Bit of a changing of the guard moment, me and mate out there both in our 50's and four local youngsters 17 to 22. Normally it's us letting them have waves, but now it's the other way round, they're not pulling back anymore and having a real dip. The improvement is impressive.

It's a good rush. Went out once in conditions like that when I hadn't surfed solid waves for awhile. Made a rookie mistake in paddling for the first wave of a set because I was a bit intimidated. Didn't get into it and copped a flogging

I was in the water with an actor from Home and Away this evening.

petulance wrote:I was in the water with an actor from Home and Away this evening.

Sorry. Actor and Home and Away don't go together.

I had a collision with a kook on a softie. Had been enjoying the warm water till then.

Crappy little waves at Bondi….then managed to snare a park at Tama so I paddled out there. bigger but still dodgy. Helicopter was buzzing around out the back when I got out.

Curly NE 3/10

saltman wrote:I bobbed around for an hour on an outside bank hoping the tiny windswell would peak at 1 ft
I was wrong

it was cack, hey?

spewing there was no waves. Just got a skin cancer cut out of my cheek/ jaw. Outta the water for a week now.

at some stage in the next week it's going to pump.