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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:42 pm

Thanks Nick, pretty sure I don't have that, but I'll shine a really bright torch down there tonight.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:44 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:37 pm
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Which has become the buzzword for any lower leg injury during NRL games this season ...

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:14 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am
I had a tick on my balls once that gave me an anaphylactic reaction.

Are there ticks in Wales?
Yes, but I’m guessing the Australian version is a comically malformed brute with a discernible exoskeleton and limpid sightless eyes that sniffs out the gonads of its prey with a quivering whisker’d snout and latches on with a fanged cloaca

You were lucky you didn’t end up with lymes disease

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:38 pm

Oh and back on the surf, what a delightful and muscular final pulse from that easterly fetch struck Sydney this afternoon!

shame about the wind, but it did die off for a while just after lunch
#pleasant

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Trev » Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:42 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 4:14 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:53 am
I had a tick on my balls once that gave me an anaphylactic reaction.

Are there ticks in Wales?
Yes, but I’m guessing the Australian version is a comically malformed brute with a discernible exoskeleton and limpid sightless eyes that sniffs out the gonads of its prey with a quivering whisker’d snout and latches on with a fanged cloaca

You were lucky you didn’t end up with lymes disease
Ha. According to NSW Health there is little evidence that it occurs in Australia. :shock:
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:25 pm

Pop the corks! There’s only six hundred and thirty one ways to suffer a lingering and painful death in Australia. Suck on that, pom

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm

Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing :wink:
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm

RickyG wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing :wink:
How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by RickyG » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:48 pm

Not quite mate
andy2476 wrote:
Ricky gets my vote. I hate undercover tards.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:51 pm

there next day my balls were big as grapefruits ands my cock was a swollen purple mess.

my wife wanted to call the ambulance, but I said, no babe, just drive me to the hospital, I'll be roight.

and then from Broken Head to Byron Bay I could barely breathe because my throat was so swollen I was suffocating.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:03 pm

Hows your penis these days Steve?
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by godsavethequeen » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:04 pm

Spare a thought for poor old tick though, his unsuspecting gums wrapped around your leathery bawbag

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:06 pm

If only you had of been wearing your linen pants. Surely that would have put him off.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:15 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm
RickyG wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing :wink:
How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?
:lol:

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Cranked » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:34 pm

My second surf today, 2 out, shoulder high, caught a couple of waves, paddled about, no pain.

Things are looking good.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Legion » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:38 pm

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by channels » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:39 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:34 pm
RickyG wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:26 pm
Shit. I thought this thread was the last place on here where people still talked about surfing :wink:
How’s your anus Ricky, still hanging out like a badly wrapped kebab?
Great imagery Loof
3-)

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Cranked » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:18 pm

Legion wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:38 pm
I'm surprised it was that small and only 2 out. It was still the odd 4'er where I went. But lots out.
Bitumens, 1pm. There were a few bigger ones. The others went in and I surfed by myself. It's pretty quiet down there in the middle of the day.
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