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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Tue May 28, 2019 2:26 pm

It's certainly no le bron. Pretty sure it wouldn't have disrupted my teenaged erections
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Thu May 30, 2019 10:24 am

Hey, hey , you take those teenaged erections out of here this minute and over to AJ's Byron Bay masturbation training camp.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 10:53 am

Can I go to Shearer's wife's friend's instead?

Please! Please! Please!
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Thu May 30, 2019 10:58 am

Absolutely not.
But you may be able to borrow Nick's binoculars.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 11:08 am

S'pose clubbie binocs would be pretty good quality
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Thu May 30, 2019 11:37 am

swvic wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 10:53 am
Can I go to Shearer's wife's friend's instead?

Please! Please! Please!
No. You and Shearer and the rest of you sorry lot will be attending my Auto Érotique Classes. BYO lunch and mid-morning snack. Tea and coffee supplied.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 12:17 pm

This is the most confronting thing in my time on RS, but the most challenging things can also be the most rewarding. Sign me up
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 12:41 pm

It will be outdoors I trust. It's the realsurf way
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Thu May 30, 2019 12:53 pm

Definitely. There'll be a two hour erection workshop during which time students will be exposed to a variety of harsh conditions. This will test their ability to get and maintain an erection. Typical scenarios will include:

- The Pass at 1-2' with lawyers and psychologists holidaying from Sydney riding longboards and SUPs
- Xavier Rudd buying deactivated almonds from the IGA
- A real-estate display window.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 1:43 pm

:lol:

Flymos?
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Thu May 30, 2019 2:55 pm

Steve's erection will be put to a special test: there'll be two visiting experts discussing the merits of daylight savings.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 30, 2019 2:58 pm

AJ! this is the best idea since "5 ways to improve your pop-up"

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 30, 2019 3:04 pm

you can call it "Masturbation In Marrickville"

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 30, 2019 3:05 pm

Meanwhile, cold pretty lines here in Sydney, water so clear!

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Thu May 30, 2019 5:40 pm

What's that got to do with lawn mowers?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri May 31, 2019 4:38 am

Yeah come on Nick, you know the rules, this is Realsurf, no surf talk allowed.
If you have nothing more to add to AJ'S wanking vacation getaway, fcuk off.
marauding mullet wrote:
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Jesus I’m surrounded by schnitzel tards.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri May 31, 2019 7:33 am

Well I gave it a name, I don’t see you cnuts pitching in with any real thought or commitment

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri May 31, 2019 7:34 am

^^TOTP got to be at least 8/10

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