Where did you surf today ?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Tue May 28, 2019 1:40 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 1:06 pm
I could barely get my mower through some of the thick grass and weeds.

thought I'd killed it on several occasia.
My old man bought a flymo when I was a kid. Me and my brothers would take turns mowing the lawn. Because I was a lazy cnut and always at the beach on weekends, the grass (fcuken kikuyu again) was the height of an ancient Japanese bamboo forest whenever my turn came around. A pair of scissors would be have been a fair competitor to that worthless contraption
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Tue May 28, 2019 1:42 pm

Flymo sounds far from intimidating .

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Tue May 28, 2019 2:26 pm

It's certainly no le bron. Pretty sure it wouldn't have disrupted my teenaged erections
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Thu May 30, 2019 10:24 am

Hey, hey , you take those teenaged erections out of here this minute and over to AJ's Byron Bay masturbation training camp.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 10:53 am

Can I go to Shearer's wife's friend's instead?

Please! Please! Please!
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Thu May 30, 2019 10:58 am

Absolutely not.
But you may be able to borrow Nick's binoculars.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 11:08 am

S'pose clubbie binocs would be pretty good quality
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Thu May 30, 2019 11:37 am

swvic wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 10:53 am
Can I go to Shearer's wife's friend's instead?

Please! Please! Please!
No. You and Shearer and the rest of you sorry lot will be attending my Auto Érotique Classes. BYO lunch and mid-morning snack. Tea and coffee supplied.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 12:17 pm

This is the most confronting thing in my time on RS, but the most challenging things can also be the most rewarding. Sign me up
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 12:41 pm

It will be outdoors I trust. It's the realsurf way
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Thu May 30, 2019 12:53 pm

Definitely. There'll be a two hour erection workshop during which time students will be exposed to a variety of harsh conditions. This will test their ability to get and maintain an erection. Typical scenarios will include:

- The Pass at 1-2' with lawyers and psychologists holidaying from Sydney riding longboards and SUPs
- Xavier Rudd buying deactivated almonds from the IGA
- A real-estate display window.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by swvic » Thu May 30, 2019 1:43 pm

:lol:

Flymos?
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Thu May 30, 2019 2:55 pm

Steve's erection will be put to a special test: there'll be two visiting experts discussing the merits of daylight savings.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 30, 2019 2:58 pm

AJ! this is the best idea since "5 ways to improve your pop-up"

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 30, 2019 3:04 pm

you can call it "Masturbation In Marrickville"

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu May 30, 2019 3:05 pm

Meanwhile, cold pretty lines here in Sydney, water so clear!

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Thu May 30, 2019 5:40 pm

What's that got to do with lawn mowers?

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Fri May 31, 2019 4:38 am

Yeah come on Nick, you know the rules, this is Realsurf, no surf talk allowed.
If you have nothing more to add to AJ'S wanking vacation getaway, fcuk off.

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