Where did you surf today ?

[steve shearer]

Insane. I rode my 7'6" so non existent on the back button for me.

[crabmeat thompson]

Insane. I rode my 7'6" so non existent on the back button for me.

enough of the white noise here, shearer.

let's hear about the masport. is it everything you wanted in a mower? start first go?

[steve shearer]

It's gorgeous, it was so good I never wanted it to end.

No doesn't start first go, needs a good pull to get going. Which I appreciate.

The back flap doesn't sit down and I don't use a catcher which means I get pelted with rocks and citrus fruits, so I have to walk beside it.

[offshore1]

Kinda like Charles with Meghan. Does your mower have perky pippas?

[buddy]

Put some shin guards on and you'll be sweet.

Maybe ask pet in the soccer thread some advice on which ones are best.

[offshore1]

Just don't let him trick you into wearing matching yoga pants.

[crabmeat thompson]

It's gorgeous, it was so good I never wanted it to end.

No doesn't start first go, needs a good pull to get going. Which I appreciate.

The back flap doesn't sit down and I don't use a catcher which means I get pelted with rocks and citrus fruits, so I have to walk beside it.

no catcher, needing a firm pull before it starts.

... the romance of lawn mowing never gets lost on me either.

[steve shearer]

Yoga pants and shin guards.
It's what Jesus would want.

[alakaboo]

I thought you were getting goats?
Is this a convoluted way of saying you jerked off a goat and it shat on you?

[steve shearer]

The goats are very close.

[buddy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there

[Drailed]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there

Farkin hell, check the tooth out.

Hope the cnut pays you for your board...

[buddy]

Nah I only paid $60 odd for it.
Rode it a few times and it went well but at 2 & 1/8" didn't get much use.

[alakaboo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there

Farkin hell, check the tooth out.

Hope the cnut pays you for your board...

Hobbits are shifty little fcukers, he won't see a cent.

Forget the tooth, what's wrong with that bloke's feet?!
He'd be a hobble-up starter for toty body part.

Buddy, is that you?

[buddy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjldjIen_sr ... robbiegong

This happened to my mate kiting at flatty yesterday (it's actually my board that I gave him because it's a bit small).
Check out the three photos .
Thought he hit a turtle, came in and changed boards and straight back out there

Farkin hell, check the tooth out.

Hope the cnut pays you for your board...

Hobbits are shifty little fcukers, he won't see a cent.

Forget the tooth, what's wrong with that bloke's feet?!
He'd be a hobble-up starter for toty body part.

Buddy, is that you?

I don't know who the main bloke is in the photo's.
But the hobbit feet look like my mate's.
Sadly, mine are even hairier .

[Wyre]

I got fcuking detonated at the Point today!

The classic: not paddling hard enough to cleanly get over the first wave of the closeout set, which pulled me back a bit but I was clear of it , leaving me in prime position for the beast of second wave to just axe me. I was turbulated.

Super powerful swell, some amazing rides out there!

[Nick Carroll]

I’m quietly blown away by the sudden surge in shark encounters up and down the east coast this weekend

Crew at Queenscliff on Saturday see a great white attack a fur seal out near the bombie
Someone I know gets bumped by an aggressive shark at Palm Beach
Buddy’s buddy, riding what looks like one of my old boards, gets the tail bit off by what, a bull?

[alakaboo]

Looks like a tooth from a bull, yeah.