Seriously, take a fccxxxkn 4ft wave on the head ffs. Stop paddling to the shoulder.Hatchnam wrote:What happens is when they graduate from down the south end as "board chuckers" is they buy either a hypto krypto or JS and end up at the north end as "duckdive avoiders" paddling back out wide, avoiding the whitewash at all costs, and getting in your fûcking way. To be fair I'd rather see them remain at the south end, falling victim to an unsuspecting north east groundswell.petulance wrote:There were better places further up the beach for non duck divers based on the size and cleanliness of the south end yesterday.Hatchnam wrote:The south end is a circus full of all sorts of numpties.
Where did you surf today ?
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Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
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Yep. Some ignorant fûckwit totally screwed up a sizeable set wave on Wednesday. Jumbled thick peaks and only four of us out. But this one dweeb sets himself right where i needed to draw my bottom turn out, just looking at me with this blank stare paddling straight into my line. Had to pinch up high and square in the face to avoid running over his back. Totally screwed my flow and gave me the shits for about the next half an hour.
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Come on Hatchie....he was obviously transfixed by your radical style.
By the way...does you head look like in your picture after the accident?
By the way...does you head look like in your picture after the accident?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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That accient would do for Hatchi what the earthquake did for Newcastle, only an improvement.
The dude got friend zoned by surfie c for fccks sake. He aint no oil painting.
The dude got friend zoned by surfie c for fccks sake. He aint no oil painting.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable
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Bgrade loofy. Too forced. The ingredients just aren't there.
Ps: I'm better looking than you Fauntleroy. No amount of suade shoes and designer pinstriped button ups will ever change that loofy. You may as well just shop at rivers and be done with it
Ps: I'm better looking than you Fauntleroy. No amount of suade shoes and designer pinstriped button ups will ever change that loofy. You may as well just shop at rivers and be done with it
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Clean long (albeit small) walls and 1.5/10 crowd factor.
Good sand at an off the radar back beach.
Good sand at an off the radar back beach.
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Tomorrow morning looks good for Sydney
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Thanks Davros. I was allready really looking forward to going back to work on Monday.
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I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Dawny mate, dawny
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I'm not a morning person, Davros.
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Just got told Tama was fun this arvo.....if you are young...quick on your feet and a goofy foot that is.
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4ft offshore. Set the alarm
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Top guy in the photos looks smarter than the other guy.
Top guy would write the book or make the movie.....bottom guy would pose for the dust jacket to promote sales.
Top guy would write the book or make the movie.....bottom guy would pose for the dust jacket to promote sales.
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I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Junky, wind affected waves in a southerly with 3 other guys in the arvo > clean waves in the morning with 50 other guysBeanpole wrote:Just got told Tama was fun this arvo.....if you are young...quick on your feet and a goofy foot that is.
smnmntll wrote: She's also moderately hot, with a bit of that petulance-approved titless starved whippet look about her but still pretty decent.
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Yes...the 3 guys was an incentive I believe. You are dead right about the early. Always as crowded as Fcuk and then you have to scramble to work on time.
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Don't worry. It's going to be overhead. So not something that'd concern you much anywayBeanpole wrote:Thanks Davros. I was allready really looking forward to going back to work on Monday.
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