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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Tue May 31, 2016 6:44 am

thats where they like to hang out Offy.......

they pulled them out with special tick tweezers, which they had on hand.

which looked like normal tweezers to me.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Tue May 31, 2016 9:29 am

Not as esoteric as I expected.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by carvin marvin » Tue May 31, 2016 12:53 pm

offshore1 wrote:
But to me ticks are the worst, they are an absolute bitch to remove without their godforsaken mouth parts ripping off from their evil bodies and remaining embedded to fester, infect and inflame.
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The way to do it is put a glob of Vaseline over the tick, suffocating it, once dead the probiscis which opens up like a 'V' under the skin, closes, and it pulls out easy.
At the moment ticks are at the nymph stage about 1mm in size, been getting a few on myself lately whenever I go bushwalking.
Grass ticks are the stage before nymphs and nymphs the stage before paralysis ticks.
During springtime the female paralysis tick has a nice $2.50 bounty on the poison it carries.
Quite a few people who react badly to them carry epipens, even the accumulative poison from tiny grass ticks can make people sick.
The best way to remove lots of grass ticks is wet the area with Tea tree oil and shave them off with a disposable razor.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Tue May 31, 2016 1:11 pm

thanks Carvin.

the other pest around here.

Public Shark Report: NSW - NEAR BALLINA (LIGHTHOUSE BEACH). 11:26, 30/05/16, 3m, White, Sighting from water, White pointer cruising through north wall, a lot of surfers left water, surfing the waves in right under surfers!!
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Straighthanded » Tue May 31, 2016 1:34 pm

New thread - Where I won't be surfing today.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by alakaboo » Tue May 31, 2016 1:35 pm

Put some Vaseline on its cloaca and see how you go, Steve

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by foamy » Tue May 31, 2016 5:10 pm

A mate of mine watched a tick disappear up the eye of his penis.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by black duck » Tue May 31, 2016 6:10 pm

You don't need to go to a doctor to get a tick out, unless it's up your Jap's eye.

Everywhere else, just pull it out with your fingers. Use tweezers if you feel you need to. Do it quick so they won't release too much poison.
Offy - the heads don't snap off (at least in Australia). I've pulled out hundreds with my fingers and never had one break off.
Maybe SC has the weak neck variety of Tick.

Grass ticks you just scratch out - fcukers are too small to see most of the time anyway, just a tiny black speck.

Carvin Marvin is right, Vasoline works, if you're prepared to wait while the tick suffocates in your body.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Wubic Pig » Tue May 31, 2016 6:51 pm

steve shearer wrote:thanks Carvin.

the other pest around here.

Public Shark Report: NSW - NEAR BALLINA (LIGHTHOUSE BEACH). 11:26, 30/05/16, 3m, White, Sighting from water, White pointer cruising through north wall, a lot of surfers left water, surfing the waves in right under surfers!!
I saw you at 2pm - had the shark already been and gone?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by pinhead » Tue May 31, 2016 9:58 pm

steve shearer wrote:thanks Carvin.

the other pest around here.

Public Shark Report: NSW - NEAR BALLINA (LIGHTHOUSE BEACH). 11:26, 30/05/16, 3m, White, Sighting from water, White pointer cruising through north wall, a lot of surfers left water, surfing the waves in right under surfers!!
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Straighthanded » Tue May 31, 2016 10:56 pm

They sure are....nice show out the front yesterday. And have heard another report of a similar size shark seen at Belongil a week ago.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:27 am

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From a Lyme Disease website:

" If A Tick Bites You:
Don’t squeeze, twist or squash it. Don’t burn it with a match or cover it with Vaseline.
Use fine-point tweezers or a special tick-removing tool. Grasp the tick as close to the skin as possible. If you don’t have tweezers, protect your fingers with a tissue."


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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by tootr » Wed Jun 01, 2016 7:48 am

Quite a few recent sightings. Only a matter of time at Evans/Ballina area?

https://www.facebook.com/dorsalaus/

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:04 am

that is the local feeling
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by tootr » Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:06 am

Three tagged in one day at Evans?
That's nuts.

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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:45 am

steve shearer wrote:that is the local feeling
How do you reckon they could deter them Steve, any ideas?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by marauding mullet » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:54 am

Drailed wrote:
steve shearer wrote:that is the local feeling
How do you reckon they could deter them Steve, any ideas?
Teach Harambe to surf?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:00 am

3 tagged in less than 3 hours.

Cue: some dickhead from the city telling us great whites are still endangered and uncommon.
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