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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:48 pm

Orgasms are just psychosomatic
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Wyre » Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:58 pm

Hitting this thread just to beanpole
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:25 pm

How’s that for a TOTP
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Drailed » Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:08 am

alakaboo wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:04 pm
Drailed wrote: ↑
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 I reckon you would have a few little tricks up your sleeve when it comes to lovemaking Steve..
Another Loofy gem.
Very crooked fingers and some hectic tongue work I reckon.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by alakaboo » Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:29 am

Who haven't you imagined having sex?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:54 am

Beat the heat….rather than beating the meat like Loof…and went down for the early. Woefully small but got a park and caught some dribbles. A bit glary.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:55 am

I thought you said your bladder was ok?
Erase.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by marauding mullet » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:08 am

It’s a prostate thing
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by offshore1 » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:16 am

marauding mullet wrote: ↑
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 It’s a prostate thing
So beans doesn't knee paddle? Or a boogieboarder?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by ajohnsen » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:16 am

marauding mullet wrote: ↑
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 It’s a prostate thing
Oh fuck, don’t get me started. Actually, I wish you could.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:46 am

Drailed wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:08 am
alakaboo wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 08, 2023 5:04 pm
Drailed wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 08, 2023 1:39 pm
 I reckon you would have a few little tricks up your sleeve when it comes to lovemaking Steve..
Another Loofy gem.
Very crooked fingers and some hectic tongue work I reckon.
Probably involves a 500ml bottle of fish oil, some happy pants and a dead goat.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Sat Dec 09, 2023 12:21 pm

The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑
Sat Dec 09, 2023 10:55 am
 I thought you said your bladder was ok?
Boom 💥
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Hatchnam » Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:04 pm

Wonoona baby food peaks
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Mon Dec 11, 2023 12:26 pm

Dribbly but uncrowded and the waters nice.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Wed Dec 13, 2023 3:52 pm

Boardshorts and wetsuit top muthafuckas. Yep you read that right. Air temp 32. Water temp 17ish. 3-4ft and a bit straight, but doesn’t matter. Because boardshorts and wetsuit top muthafuckas.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by Beanpole » Wed Dec 13, 2023 3:56 pm

Closey Outy. Crappy little waves up in the corner. Would be good elsewhere. Water warm.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by buddy » Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:07 pm

BA wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 13, 2023 3:52 pm
 Boardshorts and wetsuit top muthafuckas. Yep you read that right. Air temp 32. Water temp 17ish. 3-4ft and a bit straight, but doesn’t matter. Because boardshorts and wetsuit top muthafuckas.
Boardies only at 6am here.
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Post by BA » Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:11 pm

Yeah a little bit of pain initially, but you get used to it pretty quick.
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