Where did you surf today ?

[Drailed]

What idiots from swellnet did you meet up with?

[marauding mullet]

D’ya see pants down there?

Pants lives in Alice Springs, the spot closest to every surf break in Australia.

[buddy]

[steve shearer]

whats crawled up your arse today Loof?

[buddy]

Dishes routine gone off track again?

[steve shearer]

I need to jam a tailor po'boy sideways down his gob to shut him up.

[Drailed]

Levels of decency required and you have fallen well short in this instance Steve.

[steve shearer]

OK, Loof.

Just keep your own house in order mate and you'll have a high horse to sit on.

[buddy]

How often you catching up with Nick, Loof?
Living a beach away and all.

[channels]

You fucking sly cnut. Realsurf has given you way more support etc over the years and then you make an effort like that for swellnet. Sly as fcck mate.

fcuk you talking about Loof?

I always invite my brine brothers over for tailor po'boys, a surf at the Point and a beer.

I show up for RS barbies and social occasions.

I meet up IRL with anyone.

He's upset that you didn't drive two more hours north to Avalon to argue about Gaza and daylight saving, help him re-hang his even bigger tele, critique some of his surfing videos from North Bondi, sleep on the daybed and get woken up at dawn's crack by his kids who are despo to play with Unky Steve, refill your tank at the over-priced Avalon servo and then drive three hours (peak hour now) back to the domestic airport where you will have missed your plane. I mean, loofy's well within his rights to be pissed off with you.

To be clear, Loof didn't offer a place to sleep or even an offer to roll out a swag on the lawn.

No way in hell is Loof having that conversation with the wife.

[Drailed]

How often you catching up with Nick, Loof?
Living a beach away and all.

Nick's not on realsurf, he doesnt deserve my friendship.

[Beanpole]

Steve’s Jack of Lennox now. He’s seen the promised land where they have left handlers.
Expect multiple grumbles about what a fcuking shithole Lennox is now with heaps of White Flight cube

[Yuke Hunt]

Steve is move to the epicentre of Australian east coast surfing ... Bankstown !

[Skipper]

I love the Arablish inflection of that …”Steve is move to …”

[Cranked]

You and I Skipper, had a very pleasant three hour lunch with Steve not so long ago, we could have gone all afternoon.

[steve shearer]

Yeah that was a real treat.

[Beanpole]

No treats for Loofy.

[Hatchnam]

Voodoo rights earlier on before the tide came up. ‘‘Twas fun!