HaNds up if yOu are SiMon ANderson!

Post by **monkeyman** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:12 pm

Groupie - get f#cked! I just appreciate all of the guys who made our lifestyle what it is and put themselves out there. One thing I can't stand is anyone stopping anyone else from making their coin through pure juvenile stupidity... if that goose who put up the first topic stopped Anderson from selling 10 boards over the next year then that's shite cause we call gotta pay the mortgage, even the big bloke who put three fins on the board and marketed the idea.
OK?

Post by **Kunji** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:17 pm

Post by **g_u_m_b_y** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:20 pm

Coops@DY wrote:

yes too funny

Post by **monkeyman** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:39 pm

jaysus - I'm now too pissed to be him either.

Post by **TMC** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:52 pm

I dont think i'm simon anderson

Ask SG7890 he seems to know

Post by **Yuke Hunt** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:35 pm

I've never met Simone and her son.
Don't know about Grant and the sun.
Who the hell is Simon the sanders son?
SG7890 has his hand on one.
Actually more than one, you know the saying two dicks, cause you could'nt be that dumb just playing with one.
Maybe he should leave it alone.
But then again a dog and his bone.
This guy aint smart, no if or butts,
but then again he can lick his own nuts!
Yeh I know I'm stupid to write this tripe,
it's just that i've been drinking and its late at nigth.
I'm really sorry if you think i'm a fool,
but this SG7890 is a foooking tooool!

Post by **sg7890** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:44 pm

Womble wrote:I've never met Simone and her son.
Don't know about Grant and the sun.
Who the hell is Simon the sanders son?
SG7890 has his hand on one.
Actually more than one, you know the saying two dicks, cause you could'nt be that dumb just playing with one.
Maybe he should leave it alone.
But then again a dog and his bone.
This guy aint smart, no if or butts,
but then again he can lick his own nuts!
Yeh I know I'm stupid to write this tripe,
it's just that i've been drinking and its late at nigth.
I'm really sorry if you think i'm a fool,
but this SG7890 is a foooking tooool!

i really feel sorry for you you must have alot of time on your hands to write this garbage, don't pursue a career as a hip hop artist any time soon

Post by **gibber** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:53 pm

ok I am the real Simon Anderson

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:05 am

why would anyone want be simion anderson

naturalfooter

please....kill me 1st

Post by **Yuke Hunt** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:15 am

Dear Mr. SG 7890

Don't want your sympathy, sorrow or angst.
I think you might find that it's your posts that are wanks.
Hip Hop thats laughable, surely you jest.
It's just an old fashioned poem, badly written at best.
My writing may be foolish, childish and amateur
But yes even you Two Dicks, noticed the iambic pentameter.

:?

Post by **TMC** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:12 am

Womble wrote:
I've never met Simone and her son.
Don't know about Grant and the sun.
Who the hell is Simon the sanders son?
SG7890 has his hand on one.
Actually more than one, you know the saying two dicks, cause you could'nt be that dumb just playing with one.
Maybe he should leave it alone.
But then again a dog and his bone.
This guy aint smart, no if or butts,
but then again he can lick his own nuts!
Yeh I know I'm stupid to write this tripe,
it's just that i've been drinking and its late at nigth.
I'm really sorry if you think i'm a fool,
but this SG7890 is a foooking tooool!

Don't want your sympathy, sorrow or angst.
I think you might find that it's your posts that are wanks.
Hip Hop thats laughable, surely you jest.
It's just an old fashioned poem, badly written at best.
My writing may be foolish, childish and amateur
But yes even you Two Dicks, noticed the iambic pentameter.

Beautiful stuff. Definitely the best first two posts I have seen in a long long time. I think you can keep on going and turn this into a 20 stanza poem.

Post by **Surfin Turf** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:34 am

I once tried to invent a mower with a tri cutting action utilising three sets of blades and called it the 'cutster' ... I was accused of being drunk

Post by **Yuke Hunt** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:39 am

I think your a legend ST old son
A three bladed mower I must get me one.
Dinosaur I'm flattered by your gracious reply
If I wasn't an arshole it could make me cry.
Your writing is structuted in a very fine way
With some perseverance you could rhyme it some day.
Now TMC do you realise just what you ask?
I'm really quite daunted be the magnitude of this task.
A poem is not easy to rhyme and make sense.
And the piss taking of Two Dicks must now recommence.

Post by **FishStick** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:26 am

Post by **pridmore** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:05 am

I dont know who the fcuk I am anymore

Post by **Spoon** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:39 am

Womble wrote:I think your a legend ST old son
A three bladed mower I must get me one.
Dinosaur I'm flattered by your gracious relpy
If I wasn't an arshole it could make me cry.
Your writing is structuted in a very fine way
With some perseverance you could rhyme it some day.
Now TMC do you realise just what you ask?
I'm really quite daunted be the magnitude of this task.
A poem is not easy to rhyme and make sense.
And the piss taking of Two Dicks must now recommence.

We welcome you womble and hope you have fun,
and look forward to the rhymes that surely must come
But rhyming each post, how long can it last
it does come across as quite a big task
If you do do it well we will all be quite humble
just remember we're watching and try not to stumble.

Post by **Nick Carroll** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:47 am

Just be aware that if any of you wish to become Simon Anderson, you'll have to agree to:

- play Golf
- watch a great deal of television
- drink Beer.

can't f**ken see it myself.

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