HaNds up if yOu are SiMon ANderson!

[AlbyAl]

Yeah Wombles - although my point of view is not worth a shine o' shite now that I started criticising Occy in another thread, I think yer acid-tongued jive rhymes are yer best card at the mo'.

Dino is right, and since he probably has sway with the Poet Laureate Organising Panel (P.L.O.P.) you should consider his previous droppings on the matter - get back to roasting Buff Braddles, or better yet, turn the torch on Mr Nick Carroll, or any other apparently 'senior' correspondant in these threads - we all need the odd rude awakening.

[Buff_Brad]

Yeah Wombles - although my point of view is not worth a shine o' shite now that I started criticising Occy in another thread, I think yer acid-tongued jive rhymes are yer best card at the mo'.

Dino is right, and since he probably has sway with the Poet Laureate Organising Panel (P.L.O.P.) you should consider his previous droppings on the matter - get back to roasting Buff Braddles, or better yet, turn the torch on Mr Nick Carroll, or any other apparently 'senior' correspondant in these threads - we all need the odd rude awakening.

Well how about this for starters AlbyAl? You are a pseudo intellectual wanker who has a supercilious and over inflated opinion of himself and constantly over-compensates in a boringly sickeningly and sycophantic way.
Other than that you seem like a really interesting nice guy.

[AlbyAl]

Yeah Wombles - although my point of view is not worth a shine o' shite now that I started criticising Occy in another thread, I think yer acid-tongued jive rhymes are yer best card at the mo'.

Dino is right, and since he probably has sway with the Poet Laureate Organising Panel (P.L.O.P.) you should consider his previous droppings on the matter - get back to roasting Buff Braddles, or better yet, turn the torch on Mr Nick Carroll, or any other apparently 'senior' correspondant in these threads - we all need the odd rude awakening.

Well how about this for starters AlbyAl? You are a pseudo intellectual wanker who has a supercilious and over inflated opinion of himself and constantly over-compensates in a boringly sickeningly and sycophantic way.
Other than that you seem like a really interesting nice guy.

Yeah, but mum still likes me.

And really BB, if you don't want to be taken for a mere parasite amongst these discussions, chance your arm - start a thread worthy of some response. You seem to spend all your effort here disliking everyone. Why bother?

Other than that you seem like a genuine human being.

[Nick Carroll]

turn the torch on Mr Nick Carroll, or any other apparently 'senior' correspondant in these threads - we all need the odd rude awakening.

I f**ken dare you....I can be childish with the best of 'em. four posts and you will be my b*tch. (Isn't that what the young folk say nowadays)

[g_u_m_b_y]

turn the torch on Mr Nick Carroll, or any other apparently 'senior' correspondant in these threads - we all need the odd rude awakening.

I f**ken dare you....I can be childish with the best of 'em. four posts and you will be my b*tch. (Isn't that what the young folk say nowadays)

this could be good!

[Yuke Hunt]

Nick Carroll wrote:

I f**ken dare you....I can be childish with the best of 'em. four posts and you will be my b*tch. (Isn't that what the young folk say nowadays)


Nicholas,

Two words oh he of owl status; I’m not. I’m not going there no way.
I have repented my sins and no longer find it necessary to deride my fellow man.

I consider myself to be reasonably smart ………………………………………………
(although after my attempt at writing serious poetry I ‘m reconsidering this judgment),
but I’m also scared of people I consider more intelligent, especially when they have contacts in the media..

Rest assured that I do not intend lambasting you Mr. Carroll.
Nor any of the other esteemed senior members of this fine establishment.

My kind Buddhist nature abhors cruelty to animals.

[mustkillmulloway]

i'm gonna be simion anderson

but only for the weekend

i got work weekdays

[Nick Carroll]

My kind Buddhist nature abhors cruelty to animals.

Sensible stuff, O Buddhist monk;
you'd have to be stupid, or blind drunk.
Man-on-beast duels seem pointless and thin.
Let's face it -- the animal usually wins.

[AlbyAl]

Nick Carroll wrote:

I f**ken dare you....I can be childish with the best of 'em. four posts and you will be my b*tch. (Isn't that what the young folk say nowadays)


Nicholas,

Two words oh he of owl status; I’m not. I’m not going there no way.
I have repented my sins and no longer find it necessary to deride my fellow man.

I consider myself to be reasonably smart ………………………………………………
(although after my attempt at writing serious poetry I ‘m reconsidering this judgment),
but I’m also scared of people I consider more intelligent, especially when they have contacts in the media..

Rest assured that I do not intend lambasting you Mr. Carroll.
Nor any of the other esteemed senior members of this fine establishment.

My kind Buddhist nature abhors cruelty to animals.

Wombles, maaate, this is a poor start. Don't show respect. These are surfers remember; some of them are older, having chosen to give up all semblance of normal life for the sake of sitting endlessly on floaty things waiting to be whizzed along for a few seconds at a time. Respect for them is admiring the local oaf who can fart in time to AC/DC.

When they were growing up they aspired to great things - like become the ding-fixer at the local surf shed, and owning a spare pair of boardies without urine stains, which could be worn to 'formal' events, like their brother's wedding or mother's funeral. They met their wife-to-be in the back of a panel van through the haze of bong smoke, after saying "Not going seconds again, Bazza." When flocking together, many of their children share remarkable physical similarities with 'Bazza'.

Their idea of intellect is 'the shaper' a wizened, chain-smoking misanthrope who lives in a dusty garage space with a transistor radio for amusement, stares at curved pieces of plywood, and still thinks in sixteenths of an inch. Their greatest moral dilemna is whether it's acceptable to drop in on the old mal rider more than once every session, since he is the local mechanic, and their rusting cars face the yearly hurdle of re-registration.

Their heroes dropped out of school to live in sleeping bags up the coast, but were later discovered in storm water drains on city beaches. Their saints invented 'new moves' given foreign names like 'the Quasimodo' mainly because it dimly designates 'something different'; and their gods - well their gods were last seen motoring away to warmer climes, skin peeling from shoulders, beer cans in hand, forgetful of yesterday, fretful of the sea-breeze, respectful of nothing.

[oldman]

One of your best albyal!

Womble, as albyal implies, be careful who you show respect to around these parts.

Everyone is watching, all the time.

[Buff_Brad]

One of your best albyal!

Womble, as albyal implies, be careful who you show respect to around these parts.

Everyone is watching, all the time.

Indeed indeed.

Now Nick Carroll you are most serious,
One wonders are you ever delirious?
Yes you can surf we all know that
But are you any good with a bat?
A ball , a chain , harness or sling?
Here we go back again....
Back to BB's world of sin.
Nick Carroll , Nick Carroll
I hope you maintain the edge.
It's important as one grows old
not to lose this and please pledge.
Not to be so uptight or
how say , "too cool for school".
Because at times you come across as a complete and utter tool.
"Appalling rubberneck"??? What the fcuk?
From where the hell did that one you pluck?
Get outta the eighties , and that goes for your clothes.
I really should shout you a brand new wardrobe.


Dino Dino you know deep down,
I really admire your caustic sound.
But at times you need to be put in back into place
I happy to provide the metaphors of mace.
Cant be bothered to continue on.
Just remember Kreepy Krawlback's a fcuking con.

Come on Wands...
You gay icon.

[WANDERER]

[Yuke Hunt]

The animals are getting restless; it must be feeding time at the zoo.
Nicholas wrote a poem...... I think I’ll write one too.
On the subject of animals and their beating up of men.
It could happen occasionally...... but then again.
Let’s look back at history... and it is quite succinct.
At the hand of the human so many animals are extinct.
We could start with the Mastodon, such a majestic beast.
And it ended up... arse up at an ancient Indian feast.
What about the Tasmanian Tiger...the good old Thylacine.
You can go and look all you want... but it won’t be seen.
There’s the cave bear, horned gopher, condors and Irish deers.
And all from this very planet have disappeared in years.
The wooly rhinoceros is probably well before the fact.
But the Santa Cruz Longtailed Salamander is not coming back.
What’s the point of this narration ...do you find it quite absurd?
I’m just setting out the ground rules; now let’s look at birds.
Now unlike the ground dwellers the birds control the sky.
It should give them an advantage if they didn't want to die.
We have all been up in airplanes......way way up there.
So we know that the atmosphere is nothing but hot air.
Birds can be noisy...... ruthless and sleek.
And all of them have use of that mandible the beak.
Now I mentioned a Condor...... but there are so many more.
Like the Kangaroo Island Emu that has been shown to deaths door.
So the Emu is a bad example... because it refused to fly.
But 23 other Australian bird species have all gone by the bye.
From eagles to chickens...... who really are quite fowl.
There have been extinctions, like Australia’s own Laughing Owl.
So the Laughing Owl wasn’t a Dodo... but they are both quite dead.
And if you’re still reading this... I’m just screwing with your head.
The topic to be answered is can the owl best a man?
If he tried really really hard... maybe possibly he can.
I’m not really that certain and it has yet to be seen.
So on another subject I shall now vent my spleen.
BB your last poem was far from your best.
Are you back to just being realsurfs residential pest?
AlbyAl you have masterminded many terrible duels
You are extremely funny... and fare from the fool.
The cunning old fisherman... cunningly setting out his bait.
It is very seldom... that long you have to wait.
Wanderer you’re a funny one… you old Harry the hat.
You’re killing me with those pictures, what is it with the cat?
Now I could waffle on forever......but I think I’ll leave it here.
The information’s endless and the writing process could take a year.
Any way that’s it for now......I really have to go.
So many observations to be made on this freak show.
That’s it in a nut shell......I’m glad I kept it short.
Buddhist monks hunting animals…now there’s a funny sport.

[Nick Carroll]

Oh Wombles, what an exhausting list!
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were pissed.

[Nick Carroll]

And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.

[bohdidontsurf]

And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.

Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?

[bonusbeats]

And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.

Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?

the rhyming couplet, dead in all areas of literature, discourse and debate except for surfing forums and year 5 at frensham girls boarding school, bowral.

[Buff_Brad]

And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.

Tama's full of glamour
that's a certainty.
Would you fit in Nick?
That's hardly a mystery.

But Kreepy himself he rates
Certainly on his look's stakes.
Possibly a contender
Even though a pretender.

Womble the wannabe poet
Who probably can't even pronounce Moet
Would still be welcome anytime
Talk about the sublime leading the sublime.

So two outta three aint bad
But what about Dino and his Dad?....
We won't go there yet again
for things close to home can cause real pain.

That leaves Wands and AlbyAl
Tama's a beat too so pal to pal
What you get up to I wouldn't give a rats
I'm far more interested in oiled up g-strings and snatch.

Sorry Kyles I was a little rude.
It's not like me to be so crude.