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Nick Carroll
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Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:32 pm

bonusbeats wrote:
bohdidontsurf wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?
year 5 at frensham girls boarding school, bowral.
where bonusbeats spends quite a bit of time.

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Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:34 pm

bohdidontsurf wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?
At least I can tell the bottom from the deck.
You, sir, are an appalling rubberneck.

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Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:05 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
Steady on there mate...
Tama can be GNARLY!!!!!
I took a beginner out there once
A booger tried to 'save' her when she drifted into the rocks.... she didn't appreciate it.

The pink bus that drives to tuna town!!! (oops wrong thread)

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Post by puurri » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:52 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
bonusbeats wrote:
bohdidontsurf wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
Fcuk me, is this real surf or the dead poets society. I wonder if womans day has a forum? Brad?
year 5 at frensham girls boarding school, bowral.
where bonusbeats spends quite a bit of time.
"Just sniffing about" eh chef :lol:

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Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:36 pm

lateralus wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:And Buffy, you may think I'm sometimes a tool --
Yet YOU surf Tamarama! Oh dear....what a fool.
Steady on there mate...
Tama can be GNARLY!!!!!
Only if you're on the beach
yet all that pussy's out of reach

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Post by Yuke Hunt » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:02 pm

lateralus wrote:
Steady on there mate...
Tama can be GNARLY!!!!!
Nick Carroll wrote:
Only if you're on the beach
yet all that pussy's out of reach
Womble wrote:
Gotta love old Tamarama’s
Lots of gays in small G-Bangers
Flashing all their bedroom sangers
Backs to the wall or they will bang us.

Awaiting Buffy’s kind remarks.
Keeping clear of local parks.
Sorry BB... but this is a lark.
I’m sure you really don’t give a fark.
:lol:

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Post by kreepykrawly » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:21 pm

Ode to Realsurfs resident “pillow biter” Butthole Brad by Jabba

The poor caretaker’s grimy son
Who likes to spread his slimy bum
For any man and willing beast
To feed upon this chilling feast
Of gastronomic manhole hell
A place no man should live to tell

This little reach around has no bounds
After all he has done the rounds
With all of Oxfords streets sleazy gits
Blowing in all his disease ridden pits

For it should surely be said
That a bullet is needed for his head

Bang bang……

His dead :twisted:

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Post by Buff_Brad » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:01 pm

kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....


Bang bang……

His dead :twisted:
It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.

Back to first grade again pal.

You are way too easy.

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Post by Surfin Turf » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:37 am

Buff_Brad wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....


Bang bang……

His dead :twisted:
It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.

Back to first grade again pal.

You are way too easy.
and here I was thinking with all the poetry you've been posting you'd finally grown half a brain and mellowed a bit ... I was sure anyday now you were about to post a pic of a cat doing something funny ... but alas, straight back to your mental case ways ...

Just for a brief while
There was a change of style
So I thought that Buff Brad
Wasn't all that bad
And I even hoped that
He'd post a pic of a cat
But again sparked by kreepy
Buffs demon wasn't so sleepy
He was soon back on the job
Screaming "You're a f'cking knob"
It really is a shame
You’re back to ‘more of the same’
I almost liked the ‘new you’
With less talk of fingers and pooh
And now I will dread
You’ll screw up every thread
With ranting and ravings
Of your anal cravings
But I was happy for a while
When you weren’t so vile
So now I’m less chuffed
You can go and get stuffed

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Post by Spoon » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:35 am

not busy at work today :D

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Post by Surfin Turf » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:25 pm

^^^^^

I will have you know that I was on the job at 5.45 am this morning ... no word of a lie , I had a meeting with a guy from a company I am doing some business with ... it just so happens that we both surf and decided to hold our meeting at Narra in junky 2 - 3 ft wind swell that was reasonable fun as well ... we then summarised and concluded the outcomes of the discussion over coffee on the observation deck at the gardens whilst observing female joggers with tight bods ... my concience is fully intact ...

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Post by Buff_Brad » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:01 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....


Bang bang……

His dead :twisted:
It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.

Back to first grade again pal.

You are way too easy.
and here I was thinking with all the poetry you've been posting you'd finally grown half a brain and mellowed a bit ... I was sure anyday now you were about to post a pic of a cat doing something funny ... but alas, straight back to your mental case ways ...

Just for a brief while
There was a change of style
So I thought that Buff Brad
Wasn't all that bad
And I even hoped that
He'd post a pic of a cat
But again sparked by kreepy
Buffs demon wasn't so sleepy
He was soon back on the job
Screaming "You're a f'cking knob"
It really is a shame
You’re back to ‘more of the same’
I almost liked the ‘new you’
With less talk of fingers and pooh
And now I will dread
You’ll screw up every thread
With ranting and ravings
Of your anal cravings
But I was happy for a while
When you weren’t so vile
So now I’m less chuffed
You can go and get stuffed
Back to sleep now surfin ..... a nice cup of tea and a lie down.

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Post by Buff_Brad » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:05 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:^^^^^

I will have you know that I was on the job at 5.45 am this morning ... no word of a lie , I had a meeting with a guy from a company I am doing some business with ... it just so happens that we both surf and decided to hold our meeting at Narra in junky 2 - 3 ft wind swell that was reasonable fun as well ... we then summarised and concluded the outcomes of the discussion over coffee on the observation deck at the gardens whilst observing female joggers with tight bods ... my concience is fully intact ...
It's "conscience" not concience btw surfin.

Happy to help out. Now go to sleep and fcuk off for a while with your boring boring posts like the one above. :roll: yeah that one.

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Post by Buff_Brad » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:06 pm

Ringmaster wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote: Blah blah shit poem then.....


Bang bang……

His dead :twisted:
It's "he's" dead not "his dead"........you fcuking cockjob. Fcuk you are dumb Kock Karesser.

Back to first grade again pal.

You are way too easy.
Cupla days away from the computer AND.............

.........same old :roll:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You love it Master of Rings.

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Post by AlbyAl » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:33 pm

Well, BB, this thread is dead.
All your heat on other scribes,
Drains our speech of pleasant vibes.

Taking the bait - predictable,
The gay ripostes - lamentable.

Ignore it all and have some fun,
Sharing here of waves and sun.

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Post by Surfin Turf » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:38 pm

Buff_Brad wrote:It's "conscience" not concience btw surfin.

Happy to help out. Now go to sleep and fcuk off for a while with your boring boring posts like the one above. :roll: yeah that one.
thanks for that nut-job ... what on Earth would anyone do without our resident internet nerd Buff-Fat-Lonely-Hang-Up to correct our spelling and grammar ... the only thing you have of any value to offer, spelling corrections ... thank f'ck for you ...

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Post by ric_vidal » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:20 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:what on Earth
Or earth? Nice poem though, Lorn.

5:45@work, take your hand off it. :D

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Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:32 pm

AlbyAl wrote:

Well, BB, this thread is dead.
All your heat on other scribes,
Drains our speech of pleasant vibes.

Taking the bait - predictable,
The gay ripostes - lamentable.

Ignore it all and have some fun,
Sharing here of waves and sun.


-----------------------------------------

AlbyAl...... to you my hat I dip.
Once again you have nailed it.
But Buffy he will never quit.
Between his teeth he has the bit.
Even when he’s talking shit.
Some people say he’s pushing it.
Thats pretty rude I must admit.
I don’t think he is a nitwit.
But he’s on his way to proving it.

Spelling and grammar.........?
God help you if you stammer
On the keyboard as you hammer
Every letter
Every phrase
In case Buffys ire you do raise.


:roll:

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