HaNds up if yOu are SiMon ANderson!

[AlbyAl]

Hands up if you ARE in fact Simon Anderson, but have just taken on another identity to escape:

a) all those anoying fricken critics who grizzle just because the Simon Anderson board they have purchased isn't suddenly, magically the best fricken thing they have ever dragged into the foaming sea.

b) yet another fricken groupie who wants to remind all and sundry that you are the genius who invented the Thruster, but nevertheless has no intention of sending any extra coin for what really should have been a patented invention and a life ticket to comfort and wealth.

[Lucky Al]

i'm not simon anderson but if simon anderson's reading this i'd just like to say hi simon nice riding at pipe that time and nice boards too with all those fins and everything lots of love al

[Lucky Al]

bells too who could forget me and my mates replayed those glorious moments of yours over and over at our shitty fucken shitty piddly beachie i'm bitter but everything's sweet because of you simon muah!

[AlbyAl]

OK - so now we know: Lucky Al is NOT Simon Anderson.

One down, and several thousand Realsurfers still to fess up.

And Al, I'm putting you into the 'Groupie' category with a question mark after your name - may turn out to be another bad-mouth critic unable to ride Simon's quads.

Four fins! Four Fins! That's one more than three, a whole extra fin, giving more whoosh and shazam and Blat! SImon know! SiMon nkowS!

[Lucky Al]

i'm not bad-mouthed just drunk and can ride anything as long as it's brand-new second-hand

[drowningbitbybit]

I'm not Simon Anderson either, and Im not going to whine about his boards despite the fact that I can barely ride the one I own due to it clearly being a high performance quad and me being a low performance surfer.

[Spoon]

I'm too short to be Simon Anderson but I am thinking about getting drunk like Al, sounds like a plan.

[g_u_m_b_y]

I'm not Simon Anderson either, and Im not going to whine about his boards despite the fact that I can barely ride the one I own due to it clearly being a high performance quad and me being a low performance surfer.

oh i must be a low performance surfer for not liking one of simons boards.
So must everyone else who doesnt like simons quads.

lets see....

bottle thompson, who is on the CT doesnt like his quads.
he musnt be any good

[FishStick]

I'm not Simon Anderson either, and Im not going to whine about his boards despite the fact that I can barely ride the one I own due to it clearly being a high performance quad and me being a low performance surfer.

oh i must be a low performance surfer for not liking one of simons boards.
So must everyone else who doesnt like simons quads.

lets see....

bottle thompson, who is on the CT doesnt like his quads.
he musnt be any good

Fark off bumby he's not having a go at your 'mate'.

[drowningbitbybit]

oh i must be a low performance surfer for not liking one of simons boards.
So must everyone else who doesnt like simons quads.

Ah yes, RealSurf, where self-deprecation goes woefully unappreciated...

[g_u_m_b_y]

I'm not Simon Anderson either, and Im not going to whine about his boards despite the fact that I can barely ride the one I own due to it clearly being a high performance quad and me being a low performance surfer.

oh i must be a low performance surfer for not liking one of simons boards.
So must everyone else who doesnt like simons quads.

lets see....

bottle thompson, who is on the CT doesnt like his quads.
he musnt be any good

Fark off bumby he's not having a go at your 'mate'.

didnt say he was, i rode the quad too.
Bumby, thats original.
dropping to the levels of buff brad

[Dingus]

I may be Simon Anderson.

There's a rumour that he went in to the WPP to escape the category a) and b) people. Obviously the WPP aren't going to release who he is now so he could be anyone, even me. And even Lucky Al as well, come to think of it.

[Quangers]

I'm not Simon Anderson either, and I too would like to get drunk now.

[Lucky Al]

let's get theatrical, too! that's what i worry about the youth of today, they've lost their sense of theatre. humour, okay maybe they have humour but who hasn't? why not enter stage left and flap your hands around a bit every now and then! that goes for you too, simon anderson. you and your fins! you and your fins... and roz clarke-jones - change ya sex, mate! shake a booty lift a skirt twirl a pigtail as you gallavant and skedaddle with pedra branca skink under chin down those mountains of bloopboopdiboop and tom carroll!!!

[Lucky Al]

i f i were you i would bit em y tongue nd spit in the vb

[Lucky Al]

pretned it's a glas or rder

[cs]

Im not simon anderson, but in the 80s i rode one of his raw energy's... and it was good...

I havnt ridden one of his later boards, but would like one of those quaddies, about 6'2, or a 6'6 round tail please.

[Felix]

I remember back in the 60's, Simon and I were drunk and ...