How do you know when you have made it as a realsurfer?

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How do you know when you have made it as a realsurfer?

Post by booter » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:51 pm

Is it when Nick Carroll posts in one of your threads?
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Post by Kunji » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:58 pm

-When you have written the term "Suck a dick" in a good blokes thread

-After you have "made it" with Chamberess

-If you know at least 5 of KK's alter egos

-When you completely get your head around one of Puuri's posts.

-If you know Dinosaurs old band. :lol:

-After you ask "what lens are you using" in one of Butt's threads

-You know 2ndReefs name is Stu

-You start to worry about Lucky Al's drinking problem.

-After the first time you try "out door batting"
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Post by booter » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:03 pm

:shock: Well, I'm that far from a realsurfer its not funny
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Post by puurri » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:15 pm

Coops@DY wrote:-When you have written the term "Suck a dick" in a good blokes thread

-After you have "made it" with Chamberess

-If you know at least 5 of KK's alter egos

-When you completely get your head around one of Puuri's posts.

-If you know Dinosaurs old band. :lol:

-After you ask "what lens are you using" in one of Butt's threads

-You know 2ndReefs name is Stu

-You start to worry about Lucky Al's drinking problem.

-After the first time you try "out door batting"
Imbibe a used franger!
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Post by tootr » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:12 am

when the IT admin guy blocks the site from you work computer?
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Post by RickyG » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:54 am

puurri wrote:[
Hey, that's a post from Purri I can actually get my head around! I must be making progress.

How about:
- If you're hoping against hope that smmntl will make a triumphant return
- You meet a fellow realsurfer, for real
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Post by spongeInside » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:19 am

smnmtl will be back.. mark my words :wink:
I bet he's just gone a holiday or something.. once he's back in the routine at ABC, sitting in his cube typing away some rubbish, I'm sure procrastination will get the better of him and before you know it he'll be looking for the IE icon and will head straight to these forums to spread the love once again.
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Post by Damage » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:54 am

Coops@DY wrote:
-You start to worry about Lucky Al's drinking problem.
Hey thats me! :D :shock: :? :lol:
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Post by Spoon » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:58 am

you make it to a barbie and actually put faces to the mysterious forum people and realise you are taller than Butts. Just, maybe :oops:
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Post by spongeInside » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:21 am

when you've secretly scanned the IP addresses of the other members, located them via their ISP, and sat out the front of their houses/apartments waiting to catch a glimpse. Once you've spotted them, you follow them for a good 30mins - hour to get an idea about how they carry themselves in public, whilst snapping random photos along the way. You then take the photos back home, develop them and make a collage with them around the secret basement of your house, along with printouts of some of their realsurf posts.
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Post by creased » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:32 am

Spongie

If you want your dog back you know where to find me :lol: :lol:
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Post by spongeInside » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:46 am

creased wrote:Spongie

If you want your dog back you know where to find me :lol: :lol:
The dog was a decoy.. it wasn't even mine. Whilst you were busy napping the dog, your residence was bugged with numerous cameras and sound recording devices. Also, I wouldn't touch your door handle with bare skin :twisted:

(f.uck I hope nothing happens to your hand tonight, otherwise I could be in some serious shit)
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Post by offshore1 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:58 am

tootr wrote:when the IT admin guy blocks the site from you work computer?
i'm in :x
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Post by creased » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:00 am

spongeInside wrote:
(f.uck I hope nothing happens to your hand tonight, otherwise I could be in some serious shit)
To late for concern Spongin the bastard took half the left one off when I grabbed him :evil: See you in court :!:
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Post by spongeInside » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:04 am

creased wrote:
spongeInside wrote:
(f.uck I hope nothing happens to your hand tonight, otherwise I could be in some serious shit)
To late for concern Spongin the bastard took half the left one off when I grabbed him :evil: See you in court :!:
I believe you meant "too late..."


but there's one for you booter.. you no you've made it as a realsurfer when you litter your written comunications with spelling and gramatical erors.
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Post by oldman » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:00 pm

Damage wrote:
Coops@DY wrote:
-You start to worry about Lucky Al's drinking problem.
Hey thats me! :D :shock: :? :lol:
I'm not going to worry about al's drinking at least until he does.

You know you're a realsurfer when Damage starts stalking your every post. (probably with the help of spongeinside)
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Post by oldman » Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:02 pm

salty wrote:when you wear knuckle dusters to MonaVale Retravision.
Or when you understand why that was such a funny post. :lol: :lol:
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Post by willie » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:54 pm

You pay alot more attention to the size, length. colour and all around quality of your lawn/grass/turf.
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