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Post by offshore » Sun May 11, 2008 8:02 pm

Ask the Corby's

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Post by wanto » Sun May 11, 2008 9:57 pm

guard, my personal morals and scientific theories regarding bio-diversity and fragility would say don't fucking do it you idiot but you might want to call the Indonesian Agricultural Quarantine Agency.

ps, don't fucking do it.

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Post by Revolution » Sun May 11, 2008 10:02 pm

offshore wrote:Ask the Corby's
:lol: my thought straight away :arrow: "stash em in your boogie bag".

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Post by daryl » Sun May 11, 2008 10:25 pm

googled Dept of Agriculture Fisheries and Forestries
SECTION 3 – FEE EXEMPTIONS

Consignments comprising less than 10 kg do not require an Export Permit and therefore no Permit documentation fee applies (see Export Control (Prescribed Goods - General) Orders 2005 Order 2.01(g)).
Has to be pretty irresponsible :shock: in terms of potential harm to farming, think of going into local grape growing regions, and the native environment, plus there is a catch 22
Export Permit (EX28 and EX222): Export permits are required for all fresh and dried fruit, all fresh vegetables and cut flowers/nursery stock destined for phytosanitary markets. Every export permit issued will incur the nominated fee.

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Post by marcus » Mon May 12, 2008 7:29 am

dont do it, just say sorry you couldnt do it.
not worth it.

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Post by rightbrainpositive » Mon May 12, 2008 10:10 am

Wow, this brings back some funny memories...

My Mum, being the dodgy (i say that with endearment haha) Indonesian woman she is used to bring grapes for relo's when we used to go over as kids.

She used to bring 2 boxes or double quantities of whatever she knew they migght confiscate. One box of grapes would go to immigration (a tasty bribe) and then we'd bring the rest through. A bit of name dropping and controlled assertiveness would work a 'treat' (excuse the pun).

That was about 15-20 yrs ago and don't think they are that 'flexible' any more. Best bet is to ask the consulate/immigration.

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Post by WANDERER » Mon May 12, 2008 12:07 pm

smnmntl wrote:Why not take a breeding pair of cane toads
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Post by Little D » Mon May 12, 2008 3:52 pm

^^^^^^
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Post by smackthatlip » Mon May 12, 2008 4:11 pm

^^^ Absolute gold alright! I'm in agreement with the others .DON"T DO IT. If you do I hear Kerobekan Prison is nice this time of year :!: :!: Get your host a Wallaby jersey or something.

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Post by g_u_m_b_y » Mon May 12, 2008 6:40 pm

WANDERER wrote:
smnmntl wrote:Why not take a breeding pair of cane toads
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i would breed with her.

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Post by mustkillmulloway » Tue May 13, 2008 7:32 pm

swallow the seeds b4 u fly out than just check your shit once u there :idea:

p.s don't do it

p.p.s but if u do...expect us all call u poo fingers :idea: :lol:

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Post by The Oracle » Thu May 15, 2008 4:24 pm

WANDERER wrote: Image
I've never really liked Kyle, but you gotta feel for a bloke who's just shit his daks on national TV..... :lol: [/i]

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Post by wanto » Thu May 15, 2008 6:22 pm

what happened?

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Post by daryl » Thu May 15, 2008 6:31 pm

mustkillmulloway wrote:swallow the seeds b4 u fly out than just check your shit once u there :idea:

p.s don't do it

p.p.s but if u do...expect us all call u poo fingers :idea: :lol:
The Oracle wrote:
WANDERER wrote: Image
I've never really liked Kyle, but you gotta feel for a bloke who's just shit his daks on national TV..... :lol:
wanto wrote:what happened?
Swallowed too many whole figs and pomegranate seeds :shock:

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Post by iobtf » Thu May 15, 2008 10:52 pm

I don't know about Indonesia but I am in Singapore and my neighbour bought back 5 KG of steak from his last visit to Australia ... I would think that a fruit would be ok considering you dont have to declare food from Singapore into Indonesia.

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Post by mustkillmulloway » Fri May 16, 2008 11:15 am

guard...thinking about your smuggling promblem :idea:

if your really serious....why not get a doctor too implant ( plant=pun :roll: ) the desired fruits into a part of your body....than u could just cut yourself open in indo...rip the plant out

and as u bleed to death offer it your indo friends :idea: who could than have choice eating the blood stained fruit...or your heart :!:

sounds like a plan :lol:

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Post by marcus » Fri May 16, 2008 12:28 pm

guys, guard is allready there and he took some colouring in books and toys for the kids, thats all.

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Post by daryl » Fri May 16, 2008 1:25 pm

That's a relief

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