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Post by **The Mighty Sunbird** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 pm

Up yours fong.
what the hell is a mulloway anyway. I hope they kill you.

Post by **Ruby** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:07 am

Post by **Butts** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:08 am

Ringmaster wrote:Oh shit, tit, bum, willy..............I just realised I'm now a BARNACLE after racking 1000 posts

You must be soooooo jealous Lateralus..............

Ringmaster, CONGRATULATIONS

Shame you had to waste it in this thread though

Post by **The Mighty Sunbird** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:00 pm

Ringmaster wrote:
lateralus wrote:this is the sort of rest of my previous post which was apparently 'edited' by our genius moderator. Hence the apparently strange linking of poorly formulated ideas.... its true! I hope this makes it in the defense of freedom of speech!

KK:
ho.....hum.
did you bother to read my previous posts before jumping on the bandwagon?
I expected more of you than to copy special k's first attempt to humiliate me. I owned up to my 'two inches of pain' about 10 posts ago!
It IS a nipple! if one of you computer nerds will actually tell me how to post a photo here I will prove it.
as a first shot, a 'small dick' joke......and a recurrent threat re cutting off 'ears' says nothing about problems downstairs for you, of course....or has some long suffering woman or ladyboy cut off your balls long ago?
And calling me 'laterus' is a clear reflection of your terrible taste in music.

You retards continue to bait me, I will be forced to defend my honor.
Geez....it really means A LOT to you to gain some sort of 'acceptance' or 'cred' on these forums, doesnt it chum

Why do you care so much

Is it some sort of cry for help because perhaps your life in the REAL world isn't too flash

If you are concerned about some sort of 'perceived' hierarchy on an anonymous website forum......you really must be one sad, f##ked up unit.

Turn off your computer and seek professional help while you can...........

I am a caring kind of guy.
But not about you.

I am exploring this new thing called the internets (?). It offers the freedom to explore new ideas, learn, interact with other phony identities, gain insight into myself: eg I now am aware i am a small knobbed impolite mongoloid with a dark past.
Discourse (maybe too academic a term in this context), lets face it the ability to abuse complete strangers in the comfort of my own home...

I now know what a mulloway is!
Still don't know what a hyperlink is.

I don't want or need acceptance or cred here.
I do however expect you to RESPECT DA NIPPLE!

I'm a proud Novocastrian. You don't have people like us where you live.

Its a social experiment. Or like watching a zoo where all the cages have opened up.
Its safer than abusing strangers at the pub
Its cheaper than therapy. It IS therapy. Imagine if someone like KK or Dinosaur were set loose on society without being able to vent here.

And for the record:
My life is perfect
I rip
Some of my female acquaintances have been known to refer to me as 'messiah'. True.

What do men fear.
People keep saying how pointless, farcical, etc this thread is.....but we all keep comin back. Welcome to modern life.

Post by **ric_vidal** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:10 pm

lateralus wrote: Some of my female acquaintances have been known to refer to me as 'messiah'.

Post by **oldman** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:37 pm

Rockin' Ron wrote:
lateralus wrote: what the hell is a mulloway anyway?
There's this thing called the ocean, and in it are things called fish, and of those fish is a very common one called Mulloway. You may know them as Jewfish.

I was going to advise him that mulloway is the politically correct term for jewfish. I think they were called jewfish because of their pronounced proboscis. Terribly un-PC.

Post by **special_k** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:15 pm

lateralus wrote: I now am aware i am a small knobbed impolite mongoloid with a dark past.

True.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Post by **offshore1** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:19 pm

When we get to ten chamberess has promised to sit on my face.

Post by **WANDERER** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:21 pm

offshore1 wrote:When we get to ten chamberess has promised to sit on my face.

better get yaself a big snorkel!

Post by **gidday** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:50 pm

I to would like to say hi, HI, to learn more about me click this link.

http://forum.realsurf.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12001

P.S I have a huge slug.

P.S.S I’m not fong.

P.S.S.S I like Asian ladies.

:?

Post by **Bruce Lee 2000** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:05 pm

im just repling because everybody else is

Post by **Puff Diddy** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:16 pm

same here.

Post by **gidday** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:19 pm

Hey Bruce lee can you fly kick puff diddy for having a GHEY name?

Post by **Puff Diddy** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:31 pm

Cmon now, thats too much. I'm off to wallop J Hoe.

Post by **The Mighty Sunbird** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:23 pm

Bruce Lee 2000 wrote:im just repling because everybody else is

Piss off newbie.

Post by **kreepykrawly** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:15 pm

Surfed out at Bilgola this afternoon.

Surf check.1.30 pm
Bungan .............average
3 people out Newport...cr-p waves
10 people out Avalon...cr-p/average waves
4 people out Whaley...cr-p/average waves
2 people out Barrenjoey...cr-p waves
none out centre and 2 beginners out south

Post by **Shaunm** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:35 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:Surfed out at Bilgola this afternoon.

You'd be the 1st

Only time I've seen that working was after a six pack which may have had some influence over my choice to go in. And no wasn't today

Post by **offshore1** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:27 pm

I have some good news and I have some bad news.
First the good news. Chamberess is a woman of her word

.
Now the bad news.

Two words: ball stubble.

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