Hi

[special_k]

rest assured I keep all that sort of paraphernalia in the boot.

Not exactly within hands reach spK

Best to keep some things at arms length Mr Vidal.

[oldman]

start throwing a few zingers...

Zingers!

Zingers?? (where's the 'I'm about to vomit' icon)

Bloody Hell Nick. Isn't that just a little bit twee! I think I have only heard Al Gore use that term.

You're a wordsmith Nick, surely you can do better?

Or are you just slumming it with the great unvocabularised! (now there' a neologism for you)

[Nick Carroll]

^^^'tis in keeping with my generally twee and disrespectful responses within this farcical thread, oldfella.

[kreepykrawly]

Hi...i am new here...i will update my profile in a few days...what a top day for a swim...what you all been doing today? No i am not ghey...

Chambers.
You on average uses the three dot sentence separator 78.4% more than anyone else. But has someone set you up?.

I think You and Special K started this cr-p to mess with peoples minds.
I don't think Chamberess has ever forgiven me for attacking her stance on scientific whale eating "experiments" conducted in Japan and Special K has never forgiven me for exposing his love of meat and two veg.

[special_k]

Hi...i am new here...i will update my profile in a few days...what a top day for a swim...what you all been doing today? No i am not ghey...

Chambers.
You on average uses the three dot sentence separator 78.4% more than anyone else. But has someone set you up?.

I think You and Special K started this cr-p to mess with peoples minds.
I don't think Chamberess has ever forgiven me for attacking her stance on scientific whale eating "experiments" conducted in Japan and Special K has never forgiven me for exposing his love of meat and two veg.

Wait till Chamberess and I turn up to the X-mas drinks. All will be revealed then my titillated and tortured fiend.

[kreepykrawly]

RESPECT DA NIPPLE!

Why don't you tell everyone you have a pin dick instead of calling it your nipple.
This picture has not been photoshopped and its not what it first appears. Its laterus's family jewels. No one can respect that..... so get over yourself.

Removed in the interest of public embarrasment
Sorry KK, Butts

[Damage]

start throwing a few zingers...

Zingers!

You're a wordsmith Nick, surely you can do better?

Cough Cough!

[Shaunm]

Angry?

[Butts]

Umm, KK, I think your "point" has been made

Please remove/change it, otherwise I'll have to

[SAsurfa]

That is one of the moste disturbing photos I have seen in a while, hahahahaha

[The Mighty Sunbird]

Butts can you please put it back up so I can compare it with reality and laugh in that confident way that only 'guys that know' can..
Thereby possibly setting a record as the first person on realsurf to go from newbie to grommet within a single thread.
Come on. Just try and stop me.

[g_u_m_b_y]

im so glad i joined when times were good :?

[Butts]

Butts can you please put it back up so I can compare it with reality and laugh in that confident way that only 'guys that know' can..
Thereby possibly setting a record as the first person on realsurf to go from newbie to grommet within a single thread.
Come on. Just try and stop me.

Sorry, no can do. I left it for a little while, but KK IGNORED my calls to remove it

As for newbie to grommet record, I believe a certain KK went from newbie to barnacle (or close anyway) in one so MEMORABLE thread
Can't beat the master

[The Mighty Sunbird]

this is the sort of rest of my previous post which was apparently 'edited' by our genius moderator. Hence the apparently strange linking of poorly formulated ideas.... its true! I hope this makes it in the defense of freedom of speech!

KK:
ho.....hum.
did you bother to read my previous posts before jumping on the bandwagon?
I expected more of you than to copy special k's first attempt to humiliate me. I owned up to my 'two inches of pain' about 10 posts ago!
It IS a nipple! if one of you computer nerds will actually tell me how to post a photo here I will prove it.
as a first shot, a 'small dick' joke......and a recurrent threat re cutting off 'ears' says nothing about problems downstairs for you, of course....or has some long suffering woman or ladyboy cut off your balls long ago?
And calling me 'laterus' is a clear reflection of your terrible taste in music.

You retards continue to bait me, I will be forced to defend my honor.

[Butts]

this is the sort of rest of my previous post which was apparently 'edited' by our genius moderator. Hence the apparently strange linking of poorly formulated ideas.... its true! I hope this makes it in the defense of freedom of speech!

Tis ALL true
Bloody quote button connected to the edit button connected to the delete button. Nightmare I tell you, nightMARE

[The Mighty Sunbird]

if one of you computer nerds will actually tell me how to post a photo here I will prove it.

use image tags

and insert the hyperlink for your picture in the fkn middle of them
http://hereletmeholdyourhandagain.jpg or
http://doesthismakesense.gif or
http://areyouhappynow??shouldichargeyou ... rate??.bmp

i showed you that months ago when you messaged me asking for these so you could use them...
"remember" ??

complete gibberish. hyperlink?
I never did get to use any of those damn emoticons either. And what are all those website addresses for?

[The Mighty Sunbird]

^^ 2nd attempt at helping you out and you spit the dummy like a mongoloid caveman..

and you have the gumption to play the victim?



to the kerb

victim?
never. i truly appreciate your attempts to help. An inability to say thankyou is just one of my human failings. Damn human failings! If mongoloids dont Know what a hyperlink is then merry christmas, i just dont get it.
salty, to the contrarary I am a genius in my own singular palmar crease.

[mustkillmulloway]

newbies shit me cause they always got defend themselfs

once u been here a while.....u really couldn't give a camel for anyone personal attack

p.s move on..let it go...grow