Hi

[g_u_m_b_y]

wtf what a pointless thread

[g_u_m_b_y]

I have news for you Real Surfers. The viewer’s who do not post, way outnumber the posters. It’s like watching Guppies in a fish tank. We are all pointing and laughing.

All together in a dark room somewhere? Jeez! Invite me round, I want to join in your disturbingly intimate kaffeeklatsch!

I'm always up for a learning experience in the presence of my betters.

Macker/Editor, btw you have achieved the impossible: causing kk and specialk to agree on something. What a shame it's on the concept of violence.

I like your posts. You're my favourite character.

Oh and by the way "Rockin' Ron", when you screw Oldman, who is the receiver and who is the giver? Methinks you take it more often than not as you portray a subservient street dawg.

Hugs and kisses,
The Editor.

You spelt dog wrong, ***.

[Revolution]

Gumby you spelt it wrong to

Its da mutha fuckin dee oh double gee

[offshore1]

g'day ruby, how ya goin'?

[puurri]

this thread is like lord of the flies. a fun read, altho i swear more than one of you mob is doubling up and in the process venting a lot of very personal issues.
puuri, are you grinding an axe over there?

um, YES. read past issues of SMH. (it's VERY personal)

[kreepykrawly]

"Town Clown", to have Special_k agree with you warrants my posting.
Could you be of the same persuasion as Special_k?

Just because I agree with my old lady’s hairdresser on the state of our dwindling fish stocks doesn’t make me a flamin' reach around.

It’s quite obvious that you have created a series of on-line personas. This could be a reflection of a schizophrenic “meltdown” that you could be experiencing at the moment.If you wanted help with your mental issues why couldn’t you just come out and ask for it instead of just acting like a complete goose.

Now nobody loves you and your in a worse state than you were before.

[Nick Carroll]

[ I like your posts. You're my favourite character.

Grim truth for ya buddy, I'm an actual PERSON. Yep! Nick! That really is my name!

Haven't yet conjured up a series of wacky Identities with which to flounder about a forum, trying to pull the post-modern wool over everyone's eyes.

Oh well I suppose that delight awaits me in some future, horribly insecure life stage...

Meanwhile, come on Editor/Flacker, bust out something with a bit of ooomph, or give it up as a bad job. I am VERY DISAPPOINTED in your form.

[Shaunm]

Now Ron the correct term is Butt Buddies. Shirt Lifters is also acceptable these days. Pillow Biters is pushing it.

Shaunm, My NAME out of it please

That's why I omitted Butt Munchers and Ringmaster

[special_k]

"Town Clown", to have Special_k agree with you warrants my posting.
Could you be of the same persuasion as Special_k?

Just because I agree with my old lady’s hairdresser on the state of our dwindling fish stocks doesn’t make me a flamin' reach around.

How many times do I have to tell the homphobes on Realsurf I'm not gay?? But I have quite enjoyed parts of the gay scene especially where I end up at these weird gay/lesbian parties and quite often seem to find myself in the company of two girls who are full on into S&M (call me old fashioned - not really my thing but why not go along with it outta interest) or with some other guy and a fcuking drop dead gorgeous girl wearing rubber who wants to be "taken" by two guys at the same time in the same.......oh never mind. Back to twin fins and Kelly Slater. I shouldn't be thinking of all that ...... drives me nuts.

[The Oracle]

Grim truth for ya buddy, I'm an actual PERSON. Yep! Nick! That really is my name!

Fair enough I guess, if I had a famous brother I'd probably use my real name too

Not sure why I chose The Oracle, couldn't really be further from the truth, was just a moniker I was using on a sports trivia site and thought it'd be easier just to remember one sign-on.... admittedly remembering my real name would probably have been easier! But I work with The Goat and was not sure how much trouble I was likely to stir up here, so I played it safe and went with an alias...

To H4CK3R, lateralus, Editor and any other new posters feeling lonely and persecuted, maybe turn up at the next RS BBQ (that stands for RealSurf barbeque btw...) and meet a few of the guys, I'm sure you'd get much more respect for that than any post you could make here. (not that I've been to one, Saturday sport has killed every opportunity, but the new Friday night idea that's been floated looks a winner).

[special_k]

, but the new Friday night idea that's been floated looks a winner).

Indeed Orac...... I'm thinking of asking C'ress if she would like to be picked up and taken to the venue chosen. Strickly as a gentleman and surely she should enjoy a ride in an Aston?. Just to make sure she arrives there safely and all.....

On a second note I hope none of fruitcakes on here want to fight me or something ridiculous like that hey. I'm very intimidating in Real-life so I've been told countless times ...... have extreme left wing views socially but believe in free market economics fiscally. Enjoy winding up anyone in a social scene so yeah all tongue in cheek I guess but some of the freaks on here I wouldnt be so sure about their motives etc etc.

For some bizzare reason I think KK and I would get on. Dinosaur on the other hand...........and where's Sausage? .... I miss him.

[Nick Carroll]

Grim truth for ya buddy, I'm an actual PERSON. Yep! Nick! That really is my name!

Fair enough I guess, if I had a famous brother I'd probably use my real name too

See, Quacker? See what you can do if you put your mind to it?

These forums are no place for your sorrowful whinings about being a misunderstood newbie!

Take a leaf out of the Oracle's book and start throwing a few zingers... or prepare to suffer the consequences.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

, but the new Friday night idea that's been floated looks a winner).

On a second note I hope none of fruitcakes on here want to fight me or something ridiculous like that hey. I'm very intimidating in Real-life so I've been told countless times ...... have extreme left wing views socially but believe in free market economics fiscally. Enjoy winding up anyone in a social scene so yeah all tongue in cheek I guess but some of the freaks on here I wouldnt be so sure about their motives etc etc.

Well now that that hacker idiot seems to have disappeared I hereby give myself permission to speak again.
Fight you special? Far from it i would suspect. Isn't it a well established fact that the great Aussie male tradition of putting shit on each other is actually a repressed mating ritual?
And doesn't everyone love a happy ending.

What I dont understand is how someone could figure out my av. is a nipple. It went all weird when I tried to make the picture small enough to use it.
But it looks better that way.

RESPECT DA NIPPLE!

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What I dont understand is how someone could figure out my av. is a nipple. It went all weird when I tried to make the picture small enough to use it.
But it looks better that way.

RESPECT DA NIPPLE!

I picked DA NIPPLE what do I win

[H4CK3R]

Grim truth for ya buddy, I'm an actual PERSON. Yep! Nick! That really is my name!

Fair enough I guess, if I had a famous brother I'd probably use my real name too

See, Quacker? See what you can do if you put your mind to it?

These forums are no place for your sorrowful whinings about being a misunderstood newbie!

Take a leaf out of the Oracle's book and start throwing a few zingers... or prepare to suffer the consequences.

Mr Carroll and others, this point has been noted. Thankyou.

As for the friday night RS Drinks that are coming up, not exactly sure when they are going to be on yet, I think I will be turning up.
I will keep my eye on the thread to ensure I am available.
Could be very enlightening meeting a few of you from these forums.
"Town clown" I would be extremely interested to actually meet you and share in a laugh!

[special_k]

, but the new Friday night idea that's been floated looks a winner).

Indeed Orac...... I'm thinking of asking C'ress if she would like to be picked up and taken to the venue chosen. Strickly as a gentleman and surely she should enjoy a ride in an Aston?. Just to make sure she arrives there safely and all.....

make sure you hide this in the glove box before she gets in.

Ha ha .... rest assured I keep all that sort of paraphernalia in the boot.

[The Mighty Sunbird]

What I dont understand is how someone could figure out my av. is a nipple. It went all weird when I tried to make the picture small enough to use it.
But it looks better that way.

RESPECT DA NIPPLE!

I picked DA NIPPLE what do I win

how do I put a picture on here?

[ric_vidal]

rest assured I keep all that sort of paraphernalia in the boot.

Not exactly within hands reach spK