Pi$$ in your wetty??

[spongeInside]

Took about 5 pisses in mine today

Aswell as one at Warriewood carpark cause i couldnt hold it in (p.s. what a shit wave)

Shitting is a bit to far sure a dump in the bushed zip up nd surf is fine, or in boarding pulling them down and shitting is good to, but not in the wetty

really? I thought it was the norm...
If you think hanging a p1ss warms you up, try loading up the back of your wetty with a steaming crap.. straight after you give birth to the monster, sit up on your board to let it mush all up your back.. stops any lower back cramps you may get by keeping the area warm, and acts like a nice portable cushion when sitting on the board

[Colonel Fiction]

Of course, truly one of life's great pleasures

No amount of chemical mumbo-jumbo is gonna change that.

Agree. Great way to start off a session just as you slide in the water.

And... I'm... spent.

[Big Baz Master]

nah colonel do it after you get out of the water.....ill tell you why because you smell all the way home....stink out everything.....oh wait no im mistaken you already are like that you fukn loser

[Colonel Fiction]

That's the closest I could find to a yawn, Baz.

[Jimi]

My 3 year old wettie is still going strong, and i piss in it at least once every surf.

If pissing in it hasnt ruined it yet, then its never going to be the cause of a ruined wettie. Salt, sun etc are far more damaging.

And who would seriously give up the joy of a good wettie warmer?