Breaking the Flatspell: The Mexican Spite Thread

[Kunji]

Who of you fine New South Welshmen are sick of these Mexicans scoring heaps of waves lately while we are pulling our hair (and dreads) out?

Well i am!

They rub it in and say things like "... its only 4 foot, im all surfed out" and "... i cant ask Hughy any more, we're spoilt".

This is a spite thread for those very Mexicans. Just so happens that Hughy has a solid swell for this week and weekend. Ben???

Vent all your fustration here at them, whilst getting ready for our turn.

[fong]

i'd love to vent towards there smug little brains

but....when i think of our poor,poor little mexicans living in the caves down south i'm just overwhelmed by a sense of pity

lets try and be postive i'm launching MEXICAN AID

if u have any spare blankets or ugg boots or personalities

gather them up and send them in.....god knows...there short on personalities

p.s stupid swell hogging mexicans

[BA]

I surfed Curly at the sparrows fart this morning and the water was beautiful. Still 20 degrees I believe. No wind really as well. 4 ft sets. No 4 x 3 straight jacket for me.
















It still doesn't make up for what they got.

[WANDERER]

I find this song helps;

Mexicans are all illegitamate
they aint got no birth certificates
theyve got aids and cant get rid of it
they are vicco Bastards.

[Kunji]

I surfed Curly at the sparrows fart this morning and the water was beautiful. Still 20 degrees I believe. No wind really as well. 4 ft sets.

Ahhh, that embodies everything about a typical NSW early winter. Warm water and medium size and favourable winds.

*Anger subsiding, slightly*

p.s. Vicco dont barrel.

[Damage]

Mexicans are just a product of bad latitude if you ask me.

[Grooter]

It does suck to live in Vicco, I mean all we have is the Bells Beach Rip Curl Pro, the MCG, The Australian Open, The Australian Grand Prix, Warney, Southern Ocean Swells, small crowds in wintertime line-ups etc....

We wish we could have the Bra Boyz as our spiritual leaders of surfing culture too

East Coast Vic is only going to be 3 foot this weekend. I think I might sleep in on Saturday, that's pretty average down here at the moment

[Kunji]

^^ Hman... you're supposed to spit venom at us - not marshmallows man
get to work

His too busy driving the 5 hours between surf spots.

[BA]

It does suck to live in Vicco, I mean all we have is the Bells Beach Rip Curl Pro, the MCG, The Australian Open, The Australian Grand Prix, Warney, Southern Ocean Swells, small crowds in wintertime line-ups etc....

We wish we could have the Bra Boyz as our spiritual leaders of surfing culture too

East Coast Vic is only going to be 3 foot this weekend. I think I might sleep in on Saturday, that's pretty average down here at the moment

We got Layne Beachleys comp, the SCG, some tennis comp out at Homebush in Summer, V8's at Eastern Creek, plenty of rugby idiots who get on the piss, cheat on their wives etc., warm water swells, small crowds if you're in the know and yes, we have the Bra Boys.

End of story.

[2nd Reef]

^^^ and barrells.

Dont forget the barrells!

[austeve]

Best view of Vic is from the Hume Hwy.... In your rear vision mirror as you get out of the dump !!

[fong]

a young surfie type mexican gets his first job in a pub

his first task for the shift is too move some kegs

'WATS A KEG' asks the inbread mexican surfer

"just go get those barrels" replys the manager

"WATS A BARREL" replys the no brain can't feel the cold mexican

than they start to dance...a beautifull dance .....and theres no real punch line cause i didn't really think this joke thu but the generally idea is

VICO DON'T BARREL....so there....and hatchmans mum wears army boots...nah nah de nah

[Nick Carroll]

At least when it's flat here the weather's still nice.

ps which state fostered a football code, has the vast majority of teams in it, yet haven't won a premiership in ... how long?

pps which city encourages band names such as Augie March and Architecture In Helsinki?

ppps Warney.

[Mrs Kreepy]

And Jeeez, where the hell did those mexicans learn to drive trains and semi-trailer's

[Deadbolt]

*plays the worlds smallest violin*

[Grooter]

Great responses lads. For the record I live about a half hour drive from about 10 different surf breaks that are all pretty diverse.

V8's at Eastern Creek pffft! Sandown 500, Phillip Island, Winton etc... although you do have Bathurst but then the greatest driver of them all that conquered it 9 times, Brocky, was a Vicco as well!!!!

And NC that state also fostered a Rugby team that won the NRL comp in like their second year, spawned the mighty Melbourne Victory that flogged the competition last year, including Archies 5 goals, and yeah granted no Vic team has won the AFL in 6 years or so but everything moves in cycles down here. At least we play a proper Australian game and not some pommy import!

[Mrs Kreepy]

At least we play a proper Australian game and not some pommy import!

At least we don't live in a city that is a pommy import.



(well trying to be)

[Stokie]

Australia's worst beverage: VB