Where did you surf today ?

[Hatchnam]

there was this "dude" about to paddle out at sunshine beach this morning. skinny cat with shoulder length mess of untrimmed hair. full beard and mustache. short sleeve collared button up shirt, that looked like he'd got it from an op shop. short shorts. and a sub-five foot coolite twin fin keel looking thing tucked under his arm, no legrope.

[Drailed]

Thats ER.

[Hatchnam]

No doubt

[el rancho]

there was this "dude" about to paddle out at sunshine beach this morning. skinny cat with shoulder length mess of untrimmed hair. full beard and mustache. short sleeve collared button up shirt, that looked like he'd got it from an op shop. short shorts. and a sub-five foot coolite twin fin keel looking thing tucked under his arm, no legrope.

normcore surf team:

Iggy
Deloofy

[Hatchnam]

Oh cmon dude. What sort of dweeblet wears a short sleeve collared button up shirt surfing. What's next? Fkn Plaid slacks and belted cardigans?

[el rancho]

Don't 'oh cmon dude' me after you just said that's how i dress for a surf

[Skipper]

there was this "dude" about to paddle out at sunshine beach this morning. skinny cat with shoulder length mess of untrimmed hair. full beard and mustache. short sleeve collared button up shirt, that looked like he'd got it from an op shop. short shorts. and a sub-five foot coolite twin fin keel looking thing tucked under his arm, no legrope.

wow
you looked down on that getup coz he got the shirt from an op shop?

[Skipper]

more importantly, tell us he styled like miki dora

[Hatchnam]

Don't 'oh cmon dude' me after you just said that's how i dress for a surf

Lol. Caaaalm down. What so you actually do wear button up shirts in the surf? Are they wax repellant fabric? Fashion before function ?

[Hatchnam]

there was this "dude" about to paddle out at sunshine beach this morning. skinny cat with shoulder length mess of untrimmed hair. full beard and mustache. short sleeve collared button up shirt, that looked like he'd got it from an op shop. short shorts. and a sub-five foot coolite twin fin keel looking thing tucked under his arm, no legrope.

wow
you looked down on that getup coz he got the shirt from an op shop?

NO. Wouldn't matter he bought the button up from. I was just piecing together the whole picture. Why on earth would you choose to wear a button up shirt versus a purpose built wetshirt

[el rancho]

Don't 'oh cmon dude' me after you just said that's how i dress for a surf

Lol. Caaaalm down. What so you actually do wear button up shirts in the surf? Are they wax repellant fabric? Fashion before function ?

Sometimes it's too easy with you

[Skipper]

popped collar would make sense. you know, extra sun protection

[Hatchnam]

Don't 'oh cmon dude' me after you just said that's how i dress for a surf

Lol. Caaaalm down. What so you actually do wear button up shirts in the surf? Are they wax repellant fabric? Fashion before function ?

Sometimes it's too easy with you

I'd bet money you've worn one in the surf, more than once. Don't worry it gets worse. I just saw my forth man hair-up-in-a-bun for the day. And that's within only a short period of time. Noosa is crawling with man buns.

[el rancho]

Yeah mate they're not locals. Noosa is chock full of Southerners

Why are you In Noosa? cyclone season isn't for months

[Hatchnam]

I have family that live in Noosa.

Queensland beachies were in full swing this arvo .Wind washed mess with a back bank that breaks then immediately fizzles out into a deep gutter and dies completely, then followed by a crossed up shore dump at about half the size accompanied with a sweep grinding full speed down the beach.

[el rancho]

I have family that live in Noosa.

Queensland beachies were in full swing this arvo .Wind washed mess with a back bank that breaks then immediately fizzles out into a deep gutter and dies completely, then followed by a crossed up shore dump at about half the size accompanied with a sweep grinding full speed down the beach.

That's them

When they turn on up there they are world class though

[Hatchnam]

Absolutely. When they're on, they totally outclass any southern beach break.

[chrisb]

Don't worry it gets worse. I just saw my forth man hair-up-in-a-bun for the day. And that's within only a short period of time. Noosa is crawling with man buns.

Those "Southerners" probably are from Byron Bay running away from the sharks. But there's plenty of those bun-boys swarming around the northern beaches too, Avalon is the epicentre.