Surf Rage
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Surf Rage
Yeah, Yeah, It's my first post to this site but you gotta start somewhere.
Anyway was thinkin bout fights in the surf,we all heard about the
"Nat Attack" at ANGA a few years back, I saw in the late 90's an orange haired Asian paddle up to a grom at greenmount,pull a 4 inch blade out of his wettie and stab the little bugga in the arse. I think the story made a tracks issue. You guy's got any nasty stories to tell.
There thats my first post outta the way.
cheers all.
Anyway was thinkin bout fights in the surf,we all heard about the
"Nat Attack" at ANGA a few years back, I saw in the late 90's an orange haired Asian paddle up to a grom at greenmount,pull a 4 inch blade out of his wettie and stab the little bugga in the arse. I think the story made a tracks issue. You guy's got any nasty stories to tell.
There thats my first post outta the way.
cheers all.
Hi your avartior looks like it's from Terence & Philip.
I grewup in Perth too. didn't see to much crap around Cables/Leighton back then, but that was the 70's. Have seen a bit at DY and some from a srange guy with one eye that hoggs every wave @ Freshie (albeit he's a good surfer) but threatening 12 yo kids who venture out too far before their time (and skill level) isn't on!
Most of them I have a quiet chat to about the "road rules" and that how they learn - just threatening their little bottoms with the insertion of their soft top doesn't cut it
I grewup in Perth too. didn't see to much crap around Cables/Leighton back then, but that was the 70's. Have seen a bit at DY and some from a srange guy with one eye that hoggs every wave @ Freshie (albeit he's a good surfer) but threatening 12 yo kids who venture out too far before their time (and skill level) isn't on!
Most of them I have a quiet chat to about the "road rules" and that how they learn - just threatening their little bottoms with the insertion of their soft top doesn't cut it
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I lived in the 'Bra for a couple of years. No dramas, even the time a well-known local tried to drop-in on me and I went round him... causing him to fall off his board and his boys to laugh at him.
I moved a little ways further South a while back and whattaya know? I get my ears boxed for daring to surf a well-known reef on my preferred surfcraft.
Do I need to say who the perps were?
Not sure if there have been any previous threads about this particular brand of unprovoked surf-rage, but that was prob 18th months ago and it still makes me want to do evil things...
I moved a little ways further South a while back and whattaya know? I get my ears boxed for daring to surf a well-known reef on my preferred surfcraft.
Do I need to say who the perps were?
Not sure if there have been any previous threads about this particular brand of unprovoked surf-rage, but that was prob 18th months ago and it still makes me want to do evil things...
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Come on down to Bondi if ya want to see the full range of human emotion
everthing from people happily sharing, to psyco short and long boarders claiming every wave as their own!
Blurgh!
thankfully most of the crowd are pretty chilled!
everthing from people happily sharing, to psyco short and long boarders claiming every wave as their own!
Blurgh!
thankfully most of the crowd are pretty chilled!
The best ones I've encountered so far is a blow-in wannabe local at NN who it seems can't breathe without exhaling "f******rkorrrrrrrf", and his blond-haired mate whose face screws up like a prune when he gets angry.
Both these guys arrived about 4-5 years ago, and are now famous along pretty much the entire east coast for their psycho stupidity.
The only thing is that the first of the pair is not someone you wanna tackle unless in the company of about 40 mates - he's an absolute nut case who could as easily hospitalise you as look at you. He's been inside at least once for doing just that, and has drug-related psych problems.
I hate being out with these guys - the vibe of the whole lineup changes from a hootin good time to a pack of beaten-down dogs.
Both these guys arrived about 4-5 years ago, and are now famous along pretty much the entire east coast for their psycho stupidity.
The only thing is that the first of the pair is not someone you wanna tackle unless in the company of about 40 mates - he's an absolute nut case who could as easily hospitalise you as look at you. He's been inside at least once for doing just that, and has drug-related psych problems.
I hate being out with these guys - the vibe of the whole lineup changes from a hootin good time to a pack of beaten-down dogs.
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One good one I had the misfortune to witness years ago was at Bondi of all places . A notorious local psycho ended up having a major blue with someone he knew on the beach on a crowded summers day. They ended up rolling around on the sand grappling each other while some woman ran around yelling at them to stop it because there were chidren watching .
Since the surf is full of barristers and barristas these days its less likely to happen .
Since the surf is full of barristers and barristas these days its less likely to happen .
Had a funny one @ DY a year ago. Not many out so I headed towards the beach. I passed about 6 groms gutsliders @ that who were sort of blocking the way down. I walked through them and as I passed I heard one say "Where the F... do you think your going?" I replied "Anywhere I F...... want" without breaking stride or doing them the curtiousy of looking at them.
Then I heared some scurrying and then felt a hand on my shoulder. It was some local with dreds and tatts - he just smiled and laughed and we went in.
I guess the up and coming wannabe grom locals bolted when a real local (the other guy not me) turned up and obviously heard what they were trying on with people.
Then I heared some scurrying and then felt a hand on my shoulder. It was some local with dreds and tatts - he just smiled and laughed and we went in.
I guess the up and coming wannabe grom locals bolted when a real local (the other guy not me) turned up and obviously heard what they were trying on with people.
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