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Post by **Deadbolt** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:43 pm

Totally agree about people ditching their boards.

Was out at Torquay one day and A longboarder bailed right in front of me, kicking his board out. Hit me just below the shoulder. I thought I broke my arm. I paddled in and he came in at the same time, he saw me, then looked at the nose of his board, which had actually chipped! I had blood soaking through my rashie and I was in much pain. I couldnt move my arm for a few days. It bruised really weird too, there was no bruising then on the 3rd day a MASSIVE purple and yellow patch appeared on the inside of my arm and the bruise snaked out along my veins, it looked very, very disgusting.

So yeah...hate board ditchers.

Post by **marcus** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:00 am

guard wrote:About time a moan thread started...

I hate crowded surf spots
I hate gossipy bitchy pretentious idiots
I hate hangovers
I hate the increasing surfing population
I hate holes in my wetty
I hate RBTs and speed cameras
I hate most top 40 music
I hate two faced people
I hate GREEDY new school IDIOTS with no idea or respect for those who have been there longer or how the system works
I hate helicopters
I hate undurable cars and surf equipment
I hate ethnic slur goes here who try to tune my girlfriend
I hate flat spells
I hate sydney traffic
I hate the overly safe road rules
I hate sloppy surf
I hate cronullas shitty beachbreaks....

Sandon point whats wrong with groupies?

matty, why do you hate helicopters?

Post by **sandonpoint** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:48 pm

guard wrote:About time a moan thread started...

I hate crowded surf spots
I hate gossipy bitchy pretentious idiots
I hate hangovers
I hate the increasing surfing population
I hate holes in my wetty
I hate RBTs and speed cameras
I hate most top 40 music
I hate two faced people
I hate GREEDY new school IDIOTS with no idea or respect for those who have been there longer or how the system works
I hate helicopters
I hate undurable cars and surf equipment
I hate ethnic slur goes here who try to tune my girlfriend
I hate flat spells
I hate sydney traffic
I hate the overly safe road rules
I hate sloppy surf
I hate cronullas shitty beachbreaks....

Sandon point whats wrong with groupies? If you can get em, well done!

i didnt mean chick groupies, i meant like people who follow stufff cos its the fashion. did somebody say lets listen to jack johnson

Post by **stylefirst** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:13 pm

tooo right willie i hate ethnic slur goes here blowing in and they turn into newport cos its the first beach they see after turning off mona vale road..... ewwww

yeh i hate people that follow and love jack johnson it shits me.... his music is boring and requires low level of skill

ill think of sumthing else to bitch about soon....

stay tuned...

Post by **One Mile Point** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:12 pm

i hate fuyken shit onshore fucking wave sin the school holidays and the day i go to play football the reef is fuking spitting perfect "OFFSHORE" barrels for the first time in the whole holidays.

I thinks kids hoot in the water because they are surfing instead being at school and they are happy

Post by **chrisb** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:32 pm

Borris: Regarding the security officers, what beach are you talking about in particular?
The council parking inspectors at DY can be ratbags sometimes. I saw someone booked who had just gone to the shops for a minute to get change for the parking meter.

Post by **Tom Bb** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:02 pm

stylefirst wrote: yeh i hate people that follow and love jack johnson it shits me.... his music is boring and requires low level of skill

ease up mate.. i dont see you making 3 albums and gettin number one.. so shut ya trap.

i hate people who critizise musicians.. seriously- find something better to do with your time..

Post by **Longygrom** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:09 pm

Yeah true on that.

I dig his music, but dont dig his mainstream following, but i dont bag him cause of that. Music is an open book, as with surfing styles, and life pretty much.

I hate single mined arrogant surfers who can not accept that there is other equipment out there to ride when the conditions prevail. Those surfers usually think they are the bees nees and are more important than any 1 else.

(aka several long reef groupies, grow up ya knobs)

phil_mckrack · Post by **phil_mckrack** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:03 pm

i hate darcy
i hate crowds
i hate waves that don't barrel unless they are over 8 foot
i hate the fact that i cant tell the difference between donovan, jack and beautiful girls
i hate buildings over one story high
i hate pollution
i hate ethnics that act like they are still in their country of origin
i hate gangs
i hate cigarettes

Post by **One Mile Point** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:00 pm

i live next to ethnic slur goes here and asians so dont cry when they come to your beach

Post by **stylefirst** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:12 pm

i hate ethnics that act like they are still in their country of origin
i hate gangs

hence the events that are happening in the rocks with the shootings and macquarie fields...

Post by **sykout** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:59 pm

i hate shoulder squatters
i hate wasted waves
i hate polluted water after rain
i hate flat spells in school holidays
i hate not being able to drive (soon to change)
i hate surf shops
i hate wetties
i hate damaged surf equipment
i hate paying more than 1 dollar
i hate buses
i hate surf reports

phil_mckrack · Post by **phil_mckrack** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:34 pm

macquarie fields is about the povos stealing then getting in trouble with the cops then they think they are getting picked on so they riot and say the cops are sh1t when they should just leave macquarie fields and get a job at maccas or somthing instead of being little sh1ts causing trouble.

massive sentence but i put it simple, just the way everything should be.

i hate people like that of macquarie fields.

Post by **stylefirst** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:10 pm

ok i still wanna bitch about kids that hoot and holler about sh1t waves...
i was surfing with them today at a reef with a stand up mate, they were there and kind of knowing my mate and my mate being really loud and rude the pack of 4 kooks (im kinda friends with them i say hello to be polite but dont talk to them) started to knock my mate and call him a kook and rip into him even though my mate was charging harder than them and tucking into barrels they wouldnt go...
i wonder wher they get their ideas from as they were snaking each other to get a good wave and in the process not realising they are snaking each other for a good wave but were snaking a shit shoulder wave...

ok thanks for listening to my b1tch session ill try find something i hate and ill get back to you...
cheers

Post by **Lidder** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:05 am

I hate Bally Tools
I hate hordes of asians
I hate the Corso at Daytime
I hate Surfshops
I hate drivers that try and run over me when im chekin the surf out on my bike
I hate materialistic ethnic slur goes here
I hate bad music booger vids
I hate clubbies
I hate crowds
I hate food poisoning from cheap Chinese food in the Corso
I hate Manly Wharf
I hate arsehole busdrivers that never stop for me at South Curly
I hate eeire voices
I hate Surfit and their hoax predictions
I hate people who litter on beaches
I hate dead seagulls in the water

Post by **Tom Bb** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:15 am

i despise the surfer who drops in on us bodyboarders on purpose...

it happened to me today.. he wouldnt stop snaking me all morning, i got a wave he dropped in on me .. i yelled out fark! and he laughed.. could of clubbed him.. such a shit stirrer

Post by **Nick Carroll** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:45 am

I hate leggie strings. They're like socks in the laundry; they just kinda ... disappear, for no reason. No other surfing device does this. Wax melts into your car's carpet, but it doesn' t just bloody vanish into thin air. Legropes themselves hang around even after they've broken. Don't even get me STARTED on surfboards.

Come on you legrope making bastards, save us from the tyranny of String.

Post by **zzz** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:06 am

Lidder wrote: I hate food poisoning from cheap Chinese food in the Corso

mate you need to get a bit more fortitude in that gut of yours. I've been stacking up on the serve-yourself chinese joint at the back of the foodhall beside hungry jacks in the corso for years now without a problem!

bloody great value if you're up for a big feed.

For some reason the missus won't go near it though ...

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