Surfing 2050
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Surfing 2050
Transport yourself into the year 2050. You go for a surf. What does it look like?
What sort of board are you on? Wetsuit? Crowded or has the nuclear fall out cleared the line up?
What sort of board are you on? Wetsuit? Crowded or has the nuclear fall out cleared the line up?
Re: Surfing 2050
due to the continued non-culling of sharks, there will be a higher population of noahs than people.
impossible to dip a toe at your local without 5 whites snapping at you.
so
to save 3rd world countries from their flooded lands because of global warming, we transport them here and pay them (small fee) to escort us around in the water and take bites for us.
surfing becomes a rich mans/kidnapping/ransom sport.
impossible to dip a toe at your local without 5 whites snapping at you.
so
to save 3rd world countries from their flooded lands because of global warming, we transport them here and pay them (small fee) to escort us around in the water and take bites for us.
surfing becomes a rich mans/kidnapping/ransom sport.
Re: Surfing 2050
i'll set up my esky next to my wave pool in the backyard and flip the switch..
it'll be 4ft barrels for lunch
or if i win lotto tomozza, it'll be in my front yard over looking the beach.. i'll be like on of those rich fkrs with their pools at the beach!
it'll be 4ft barrels for lunch
or if i win lotto tomozza, it'll be in my front yard over looking the beach.. i'll be like on of those rich fkrs with their pools at the beach!
Re: Surfing 2050
Fall-out? It'll be in a monstrous bubble dome, and at my age I'll be on a jet-assisted mal in a geriatrics wavepool. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Re: Surfing 2050
2050?
I'll be 102 y/o.
Coffin surfing in surfing heaven.
I'll be 102 y/o.
Coffin surfing in surfing heaven.
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
Re: Surfing 2050
Beanpole
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
Re: Surfing 2050
We'll all be riding jet powered sleds or else the sea will have solidified and there will be unit blocks where the sea once was....
~sigh~
~sigh~
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Re: Surfing 2050
People will be copying what people are doing now, in a vain attempt to be "core", the way they were back in 2013.
Re: Surfing 2050
The Catholic Church will have beatified Andy Irons.
the tools of the trade are the head and the heart - mission of burma
Re: Surfing 2050
kelly will be chalking up title no 40, beating parko jr, in a spiteful payback on his old man, in a down to the wire final at pipe......
Re: Surfing 2050
Well in 2050 I'll be at the ripe old age of 74
So if I'm still surfing, it'll probably be on a big fcuk off mal on smaller days at reef breaks.
The thought of being that old kind of depresses me a little
So if I'm still surfing, it'll probably be on a big fcuk off mal on smaller days at reef breaks.
The thought of being that old kind of depresses me a little
It's possible to hate the filthy world and still love it with an abstract pitying lovesome cnut wrote:There are only two real problems that we face in life, knowing what we want but being unable to know how to get it and/or not knowing what we want
Re: Surfing 2050
really, Groots?
It makes me sort of happy.
In the year 2050 I'll be 69, and that makes me happy too.
It makes me sort of happy.
In the year 2050 I'll be 69, and that makes me happy too.
Re: Surfing 2050
Buff_Brad will be 87.....
Far out. Probably still be ripping and hanging out with smokin hot babes .... ho hum.
A robotic surfer will win the world title and there will be a huge debate over it's eligibility.
The extremely wealthy will have the only access to a very rare , insanely addictive and unbelievably pleasurable drug. BB promises to let his fellow RSs in on the gig.
The Northern Beaches will still be a cultural void.
Far out. Probably still be ripping and hanging out with smokin hot babes .... ho hum.
A robotic surfer will win the world title and there will be a huge debate over it's eligibility.
The extremely wealthy will have the only access to a very rare , insanely addictive and unbelievably pleasurable drug. BB promises to let his fellow RSs in on the gig.
The Northern Beaches will still be a cultural void.
Re: Surfing 2050
so buffy......significant birthday this yr hey!
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Re: Surfing 2050
In jail serving a lengthy jail term for mass murder
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