Spotty , I always wanted to have a "front veranda haircut" like Elvis Presly since I was a kid . I am now almost 60 y/o and dont have enough hair to make a " Boston Blacky" moustache , so ,the boufante is a long shot. However , I'm not one to abandon my dreams so easy....when I win a few lazy mil in lotto , the first 100 grand will be spent on hair transplants-Ive done my home work !...3 months in the Philippines , and I will have more hair up top, than a greek nanna's chin (not to mention an empty ballbag, like a shrivelled up prune )....My true ambition in life , is to to perform the all-time great Elvis Presley (the King)classic hit , "Suspicion" (for it's my heart) ..(keeps us apart) , to a live audience in the Circus Circus in Las Vegas....... so, if you do ride a mal , that's cool , bend some rules mate , or maybe bend some spoons , or go around the bend......just be happy...spotty wrote:Actually that is misleading to say that i ride a mal...by that definition any surfer who has surfed a mal "rides a mal"...i ride lots of different boards...mostly shortboards...i am very discerning about my equipment. Are you just speculating or just misled?saucy gibbon wrote:No, it's just that Spotty rides a mal.
PADDLEBOARDERS ARE ALL @&#%s...WITH ONE OR TWO EXCEPTIONS!
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so do you mean an SLS paddleboard a la Trevor Hendy?
or SUP?
I hate both, but at least real paddleboarders have the decency to just go straight.
or SUP?
I hate both, but at least real paddleboarders have the decency to just go straight.
Re: PADDLEBOARDERS ARE ALL @&#%s...WITH ONE OR TWO EXCEPTION
Seen Ky Hurst get double overhead barrels standing up at Currumbin. On the clubbie boardsel rancho wrote:so do you mean an SLS paddleboard a la Trevor Hendy?
or SUP?
I hate both, but at least real paddleboarders have the decency to just go straight.
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yew!alakaboo wrote:Seen Ky Hurst get double overhead barrels standing up at Currumbin. On the clubbie boardsel rancho wrote:so do you mean an SLS paddleboard a la Trevor Hendy?
or SUP?
I hate both, but at least real paddleboarders have the decency to just go straight.
I always wondered if he surfed too.
As much as he has to service the ladies, Ky Hurst is still ALL BUSINESS.
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nah but I remember he made the bitches back in high school swoon.
I assume he's still got it. it would be good to know at least one clubbie out there is getting some tail.
I assume he's still got it. it would be good to know at least one clubbie out there is getting some tail.
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HaHaHa...swooning bitchesel rancho wrote:nah but I remember he made the bitches back in high school swoon.
I assume he's still got it. it would be good to know at least one clubbie out there is getting some tail.
clubbies are all @&#%s too...with one or two exceptions!
Keep that hairplug thingy dream alive el rancho...
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Re: PADDLEBOARDERS ARE ALL @&#%s...WITH ONE OR TWO EXCEPTION
Maybe you need to get a paddle board....
It's all well and good to criticise, but one should not throw stones in glass house's.
No one owns the ocean. Not you, i or the surfer sitting next to us.
It all comes down to common sense. You can not tell me that you have never dropped in, snaked or burned someone out in the water before. Thats like paris hilton saying she has never had sex, got drunk or done drugs.
And for your title All paddleboaders are @&#%s... with one or two expections... Don't knock until you try it.
It's all well and good to criticise, but one should not throw stones in glass house's.
No one owns the ocean. Not you, i or the surfer sitting next to us.
It all comes down to common sense. You can not tell me that you have never dropped in, snaked or burned someone out in the water before. Thats like paris hilton saying she has never had sex, got drunk or done drugs.
And for your title All paddleboaders are @&#%s... with one or two expections... Don't knock until you try it.
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wombat you're trying to rationally discuss an irrational prejudice, there's no point
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True Wombat style, first post and he's digging himself a hole.Wombat093 wrote:Maybe you need to get a paddle board....
I.
It's not about the surfing it's about the it's all about me sense of entitlement SUPs bring to the break.
I'd prefer not to try being a self centred selfish cnut in the lineup. Exceptions accepted!
Jaffa, I'm opinionated, and I'm sometimes right. So?
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Moaning about other people's wave count is a communist tendency.
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Wombat093 wrote:Maybe you need to get a paddle board....
No one owns the ocean. Not you, i or blah, blah, blah. blah ...
Thats like paris hilton saying she has never had anal sex with an Alpaca, got drunk or done drugs... Don't knock until you try it.
Wombat. Suck a dick
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Roy_Stewart wrote:Moaning about other people's wave count is a communist tendency.
cool abstract story bro
Re: PADDLEBOARDERS ARE ALL @&#%s...WITH ONE OR TWO EXCEPTION
Yo Wombat...i have ridden em heaps, but i am not a @&#%, i am one of the (two) exceptions...Wombat093 wrote:Maybe you need to get a paddle board....
It's all well and good to criticise, but one should not throw stones in glass house's.
No one owns the ocean. Not you, i or the surfer sitting next to us.
It all comes down to common sense. You can not tell me that you have never dropped in, snaked or burned someone out in the water before. Thats like paris hilton saying she has never had sex, got drunk or done drugs.
And for your title All paddleboaders are @&#%s... with one or two expections... Don't knock until you try it.
"Surfing is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
"Stay happy and everything will be perfectly alright"... Jack Norris.
"Stay happy and everything will be perfectly alright"... Jack Norris.
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I haven’t yet had any problems with any SUP’s…most of the time they don’t surf/paddle near me.
I’ve just come back from Cunjarong point after spending a few days down there and on the last day I tried to paddle round the island on one of those boards.
Faaarkin hell…it was hard. The board was a bit small for me (nuffin good comes in small packages) but that’s no excuse.
In the end I ditched the paddle in a hissy fit (with a red angry face) and surfed some fun little waves on it (then my face changed back to normal color). take my hat of to m.
I would like you all to respect my wishes of not telling anyone I gave it a go.
P.S why are there so many ticks down the South coast…not as many as the tick infested suburbs of Avalon and Bilgola but nevertheless still ticky ?
I’ve just come back from Cunjarong point after spending a few days down there and on the last day I tried to paddle round the island on one of those boards.
Faaarkin hell…it was hard. The board was a bit small for me (nuffin good comes in small packages) but that’s no excuse.
In the end I ditched the paddle in a hissy fit (with a red angry face) and surfed some fun little waves on it (then my face changed back to normal color). take my hat of to m.
I would like you all to respect my wishes of not telling anyone I gave it a go.
P.S why are there so many ticks down the South coast…not as many as the tick infested suburbs of Avalon and Bilgola but nevertheless still ticky ?
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I have a little giggle every now and then thinking about all the ticks living off all the wanna be hippy, hey ‘I’m all soul’, batik wearing, incense burning, yoga chanting freakazoids that live in Avalon.
bwahahaha
bwahahaha
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suck a dick that is just so original. got any more or can you not type any words bigger than 4 letters.
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