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Re: If Realsurf forums were a book................

Post by Buff_Brad » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:18 am

Shaunm wrote:-
It would certainly be an interesting read all together in one volume!

Any others?
Boyz to Men (BB, SSR)
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I'll pay that one Shaunm you fruitcake.
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Post by Surfin Turf » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:27 am

Buff_Brad wrote:
Surfin Turf wrote:
Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
good idea, but has anyone got a super macro lense ...
What you want a real close up to get off on you deviate old codger.
so there's a lense that could shoot something that small ... :?:


this should read ...


Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed ego?
Bluff Bad wrote:Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse being a huge cock.


I should take a good long look at myself .


Chillin you are definitely a correct.
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Post by Shaunm » Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:52 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
Surfin Turf wrote:
Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
good idea, but has anyone got a super macro lense ...
What you want a real close up to get off on you deviate old codger.
so there's a lense that could shoot something that small ... :?:


this should read ...


Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed ego?
Bluff Bad wrote:Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse being a huge cock.


I should take a good long look at myself .


Chillin you are definitely a correct.
or

I've a huge pain in the arse from having a cock.....
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Post by Damage » Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:55 pm

War & Beach.


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Post by Chillin » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:18 pm

Buff_Brad wrote:
Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse having a huge cock.


I should take steroids.


Chillin you are definitely a hom.o-sexual.
All together everone....Oh, i like girls with little hands that make my dick look big......

Hey, my 77yr old mum takes steroids..seriously, blood problem.
Would our book have a 'Hard' cover? What pic do yur rekon?
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Post by Buff_Brad » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:31 pm

Surfin Turf wrote: Chillin you are definitely a correct.
A correct wanker.
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Post by Buff_Brad » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:34 pm

Chillin wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
Chillin wrote:photo's of bb's deformed penis?
Deformed in the un-naturally big sense. It's a pain in the arse having a huge cock.


I should take steroids.


Chillin you are definitely a hom.o-sexual.
All together everone....Oh, i like girls with little hands that make my dick look big......

Hey, my 77yr old mum takes steroids..seriously, blood problem.
Would our book have a 'Hard' cover? What pic do yur rekon?
The joke Chillin was that because steriods allegedly make your balls and cock smaller means that I should take them because of my massive member.

Fcuk some Realsurfers are so fcuking stupid. :roll:
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Post by Shaunm » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:10 pm

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Could sum it all up
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Post by Surfin Turf » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:16 pm

Buff_Brad wrote:The joke Chillin was that because steriods allegedly make your balls and cock smaller means that I should take them because of my massive member.

Fcuk some Realsurfers are so fcuking stupid. :roll:
yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
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Post by oldman » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:19 pm

Don't forget realsurf's answer to 'Grumpy old Men', aka things I hate (largest chapter running to 140 odd pages)

+ a dissertation from Clif on male groups, surfers, metrosexuality etc.

+ surfing and beer, with special advice from Lucky Al and Wanderer.
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Post by Buff_Brad » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:17 pm

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:The joke Chillin was that because steriods allegedly make your balls and cock smaller means that I should take them because of my massive member.

Fcuk some Realsurfers are so fcuking stupid. :roll:
yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Silly surfin you made a typo ..... it's not "are" it's "have". I didn't think you were actually one of the dumbasses but then again......

Oh you meant I'm a massive dick! :roll: Well yeah I don't really need to take em because I'm cut but then again ........ maybe my ego/dick could be brought down a size or three I guess.......I just feel it's all too easy on here - lightweight city and all.
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book

Post by Faniel » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:47 am

What abiut the'only post if yuo drnuk thread'
problem is it so hard to find,
and u so drunk u quickly give up and go to bed.
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Post by Grooter » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:55 am

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Wanderer must be having a day off
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Post by Surfin Turf » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:12 am

Buff_Brad wrote:
Surfin Turf wrote:yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Silly surfin you made a typo ..... .
so I did, my apologies, thanks for pointing that out ... I meant to write ...

F'ck Off Bluff Bad ...
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Post by Buff_Brad » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:01 am

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote:
Surfin Turf wrote:yes, please start taking them Bluff Bad ... because you are a massive member ...
Silly surfin you made a typo ..... .
so I did, my apologies, thanks for pointing that out ... I meant to write ...

F'ck Off Bluff Bad ...
Is that all ya got?










Pathetic.
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Post by Surfin Turf » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:11 am

Buff_Brad wrote: Is that all ya got?
Pathetic.
yes , and I am happy to be pathetic because I get to tell you to f'ck off ...



f'ck off ...
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Post by Buff_Brad » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:23 am

Surfin Turf wrote:
Buff_Brad wrote: Is that all ya got?
Pathetic.
yes , and I am happy to be pathetic because I get to tell you to f'ck off ...



f'ck off ...
Admitting you are pathetic is rather......






pathetic. :roll:
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