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longer lasting SEX

Postby mustkillmulloway » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:25 pm

hmmmm.....my mate is single...hooks up often enough...lucky last ten min's

than runs :shock:

me, in a long term relationship i go ok

i think cause

1....i don't get that much so try and make it last :lol:

2....if i didn't perform i'd be nagged all the next day and cop "those "looks from her girlfriends :oops:

others experences :?: :?: :arrow:
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby kreepykrawly » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:48 pm

On line porn is screwing with peoples psych than ever before.

Humanity and more particularly males are wan king more than they have ever done before.

You know whifey goes to bed….comp gets switched on, volume gets turned down, one finger on the minimize button and the other hand chockin’ the monkey.

The result of this migration from the bedroom to fantasy land has resulted in a nation of male wayne kerrs.

The fact is that while less actual physical sex is initiated, far more self gratification is indulged.

What’s the consequence of this you may ask?

I think the result of easy access to porn will result in the break down of more and more relationships as males choose to seek sexuall fulfillment in the arms of cyber sex sirens.


Anyway I had to get that off my chest. :D
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby brendo » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:17 am

you know what they say kreepy.....youre a wanker if you do.... a liar if you dont.... :wink:
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby kreepykrawly » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:54 am

Hey Brendo I don’t think that any bloke would deny the fact they flog their log.

If you did you would probably be a liar (like you said), have to see a doctor or in desperate need of a psychologist…… unless of course you’re a geriatric.

My point was that internet porn has turned us into a nation of professional wan kers as apposed to your part time run of the mill amateur flogger that was quite content in sharing his wares between fantasy land and a real human you can touch and feel (insert sick porno sound here).
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby mical » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:57 am

kreepykrawly wrote:Hey Brendo I don’t think that any bloke would deny the fact they flog their log.

If you did you would probably be a liar (like you said), have to see a doctor or in desperate need of a psychologist…… unless of course you’re a geriatric.

My point was that internet porn has turned us into a nation of professional wan kers as apposed to your part time run of the mill amateur flogger that was quite content in sharing his wares between fantasy land and a real human you can touch and feel (insert sick porno sound here).

KK, did you know that the women's porn market is MASSIVE?

Not just w@nkers, gotta include the bean flickers in that theory too.
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby marcus » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:51 am

i think faking should be illegal.
if a guy cant make a girl come, (and most girls don't from penetration alone anyway) they should just tell the guy.
instead they are training all these guys to be dud roots.
the guys think they are doing the right thing rather than communicating and learning from each other and improving.
the girls that fake, well anyone clued on can tell when a chicks faking it.
i kinda feel sorry for girls that fake.
i think porn is also teaching people the wrong sex techniques.
in porn movies everything is done for the best camera angle and the viewer, not the lovers pleasure.
have a look at the way they "paint the fence" when they go down. totally wrong. good for camera angle but its shit house cunnilingus.

Also Mr Fong Mulloway ill send you that DVD on how to make a girl come that i was telling you about.
or you can look up Jason Julius for some tips http://www.orgasmarts.com/introduction.htm
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby One Mile Point » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:26 am

Don't root like a jackhammer.
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby bumfluff » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:24 am

mustkillmulloway wrote:hmmmm.....my mate is single...hooks up often enough...lucky last ten min's

than runs :shock:



Are we talking about "your mate" here Fonga or you? :D
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby matt... » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:05 am

bumfluff wrote:
mustkillmulloway wrote:hmmmm.....my mate is single...hooks up often enough...lucky last ten min's

than runs :shock:



Are we talking about "your mate" here Fonga or you? :D


you two guys should form a tag team - it'd be over in 20 mins!!!!!
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby Chillin » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:07 am

Imho goood sex has nothing to do with duration and all to do with passion and spontenaity. I had a root once just as we where about to leave for a mates wedding. We were walking out the door and I told her she looked so hot that the bride is gonna be pissed off at being dissed by an older woman. Well eff me, she went balistic and I almost needed a seatbelt to stay on her right there on the floor in the hallway. Can't say it lasted for more than a few minutes, but we both agree it was one of the best roots in our 35yrs together. Rasping away for hours does not make for good sex, knowing what she likes, and where she likes it, is far more important. By and large, women love foreplay. Foreplay, for the uninitiated, is not licking and poking or even being together. Its sending a text at random saying stuff like "you looked sweet in the shower this morning, can't wait to see you tonite". Or going to her place of work when she doesn't expect it and giving her a bunch of flowers and then getting to the heavy petting when she gets home. I garuantee that will do more for your sex life than all the technique, toys, porn, and fantasies put together and it will be enjoyable for both. You can pretty much forget about giving a woman an orgasm through intercourse no matter how much you hammer away, so she's more than likely faking it. I think the statistics say less than 1% can acheive it. But don't worry, women, unlike men, don't need to have an orgasm to enjoy sex.
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby mical » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:10 am

Chillin wrote:Imho goood sex has nothing to do with duration and all to do with passion and spontenaity ..... Rasping away for hours does not make for good sex, knowing what she likes, and where she likes it, is far more important.

Amen to that.
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby bumfluff » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:11 am

:shock:
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby Nick Carroll » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:15 am

Fcuk, enough of this ghastly old person sex advice.

keep this crap up and wooly will be on here telling us about ...oh god no I don't want to think about it
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby Dork » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:46 am

If ya cant make her "O" in ten mins your doing it wrong 8)
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby daryl » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:48 am

Nick Carroll wrote:Fcuk, enough of this ghastly old person sex advice.

keep this crap up and wooly will be on here telling us about ...oh god no I don't want to think about it
no no keep em coming, my friend is learning to be an old folks home nurse, and has to write an essay on how to provide geriatrics with their sex requirements. :shock:
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby el rancho » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:53 am

Dork wrote:If ya cant make her "O" in ten mins your doing it wrong 8)



yeh i dunno, maybe it gets harder when they get older. like it turns to leather or something.

guess i'll find out one day.
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby bumfluff » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:12 am

I have given more than one girl an orgasm. You can tell cause their "bits" relax and then contract a lot.
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Re: longer lasting SEX

Postby dinosaur » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:04 am

Nick Carroll wrote:Fcuk, enough of this ghastly old person sex advice.

keep this crap up and wooly will be on here telling us about ...oh god no I don't want to think about it



Honestly I'm reading this topic with my hands over my eye's. Just the thought of seeing the terms child bride or old cheese are enough to send my guts and bowels into overdrive.
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