What the fcuk is it with these my family stickers ?

[Womble]

Driving ... up ... down and around the coast. Picking the tin lids up from school. At any given beach on any given day ... some cnut and usually more than one ... have one of those stupid fcuking my family stickers showing daddy with a surfboard ... mummy and her handbag ... the kids with an assortment of sporting apparatus and a dog ... get fcuked ... eat shit and die ... you fcuking mindless self obsessed ingrates.
If you are going to display that kind of shit ... please use a bit of honesty. Try this ...
Wife beating alcoholic dad ... fat chain smoking pokie addicted mother ... obese zombie like socially inept siblings and a very unhappy dog.

[otway1949]

I hate those sorts of stickers. Baby on board, babe to bitch in 30 seconds, Jet Pilot etc WTF are they really saying. The driver is often a major fwit and oblivious to other road users.
This recalls a certain Bogan thread.
BTW there was a BOM flood warning for the Bogan river, have they been washed away yet

[nuffink ngo]

it's a checklist to accompany the "somewhere on the eastcoast" GPS system

[climbo]

they don't seem to have hit the central coast yet, give it time....

[Little D]

I do agree with the 'family' stickers. Have seen a few getting around and the immediate anger sets in.
For the 'baby on board' stickers, aren't they there for the reason to alert emergency services in case on an accident etc...? I may be wrong.

just remember 'MAGIC HAPPENS'

[climbo]

you're right Little D, they are supposed to be for emergency services, but seriously, it's a bit fatalistic isn't it? Almost like saying I am a shit driver and I know that I will have a crash one day that's bad enough to warrant a $2 sticker on it to save my kids. But frankly, a lot of drivers with those stickers are crap drivers !! I would think that MOST emergency services would be trained to survey the scene and see a child seat in the back anyway, then act on it based on who requires assistance first. And if you had a smash bad enough and ended upside down or something, I doubt anyone would notice the little yellow sticker.

[Little]

Calm down, Womble. I think it's a good thing that people can recognise their inadequacies and failures and, despite their self loathing, can still lead a fantastic life by fooling strangers into thinking they are a role model by simply whacking a sticker on their car. Of course the car is usually a Land Rover or BMW 4x4 to help authenticate what's on the sticker.
I hate yuppie road hogging cyclists on $10,000 bikes with a passion but as they seem to be fairly popular on the northern beaches, I might just slap a Colnago sticker on my back window to score a few points at the shops.

[iggy]

Driving ... up ... down and around the coast. Picking the tin lids up from school. At any given beach on any given day ... some cnut and usually more than one ... have one of those stupid fcuking my family stickers showing daddy with a surfboard ... mummy and her handbag ... the kids with an assortment of sporting apparatus and a dog ... get fcuked ... eat shit and die ... you fcuking mindless self obsessed ingrates.
If you are going to display that kind of shit ... please use a bit of honesty. Try this ...
Wife beating alcoholic dad ... fat chain smoking pokie addicted mother ... obese zombie like socially inept siblings and a very unhappy dog.

well you've only got yourself to blame..
you see, i LEFT the gold coast, because it's a weeping cesspole of a hole, though you seem to think otherwise..
who's your daddy now bitch??
ps: use paragraphs, or at least hit [Enter] now and then, cnut

[mical]

These what you mean? I've never seen one and had to google them.

[Rockin' Ron]

you're right Little D, they are supposed to be for emergency services,

dat right?

I always thought it was to stop people from ramming other cars up the arse just for the hell of it.

Haven't seen these stickers yet thank god...sound like SE Qld syndrome to me. Bring back the frangi-fcuken-panis. They're great...

[bigmark100]

I think you can only understand the Baby on board sticker, when you have one.

[Rockin' Ron]

Nup. Had three babies. Still don't understand.

[Little D]

so did anyone else google to see where the Johnson Family lived....

[Womble]

well you've only got yourself to blame ... No ... I can't blame myself for other peoples shortcomings ... but after some fine investigative work ... (google) ... found out that the culprits responsible for this atrocity do actually reside in this otherwise utopian paradise ... so in answer to your answer ... bove it up your shum.
you see, i LEFT the gold coast, because it's a weeping cesspole of a hole, though you seem to think otherwise ... Indeedley I do neigh-bore ... but lets not head back into haiku's and hysteria to satisfy your reasons for running away from home ... to eke out a shallow and soulless existence on the south side of banal ... and incidentally what the frock is a cesspole of a hole ... even a cesspool of a hole makes little sense ... sleep deprived and irrational ... seek medication.
who's your daddy now bitch?? ... don't speak to your daughter like that ... Oh you mean me ... sleep deprived and delusional ... could be the symptoms of self medication ... and a shocking taste in beers.
ps: use paragraphs, or at least hit [Enter] now and then, cnut ... No ... a tirade is just that ... a prolonged outburst of bitter ... outspoken denunciation ... so there.

[merkin]

For the 'baby on board' stickers, aren't they there for the reason to alert emergency services in case on an accident etc...? I may be wrong.

That actually means "Unvaccinated Baby on Board"


SMALL PRINT WARNING! I could have written all manner of nasty shite in there but that's Dino's dept...

[mical]

For the 'baby on board' stickers, aren't they there for the reason to alert emergency services in case on an accident etc...? I may be wrong.

Spoke to an Ambo the other day and he said that other than making you look like a dickhead, they mean nothing.

Emergency services don't look for a sticker, they look for people, baby capsules and child seats apparently.

[iggy]

I think you can only understand the Baby on board sticker, when you have one.

Nup. Had three babies. Still don't understand.

i understand entirely..
there's one on the back windscreen, big reflective yellow diamond cnut with black letters on it..
my pet hate in the traffic is any cnut that tailgates me, but now i've got a child on board, tailgating makes me volatile..
the way i see it, with that sticker on the back, if any cnut ever tailgates me and runs up my arse, it's a free ticket for me to get out and go absolutely nutball f**king ballistic and dismember the cnuts with my bare hands, alongside the possible chance that having sticker on show may prevent tailgating in the first place..

[mical]

the way i see it, with that sticker on the back, if any cnut ever tailgates me and runs up my arse, it's a free ticket for me to get out and go absolutely nutball f**king ballistic and dismember the cnuts with my bare hands, alongside the possible chance that having sticker on show may prevent tailgating in the first place..

On the flip side Iggs, how do you feel when you see a mother driving around with one of those stickers and kids in the car, weaving in and out of traffic, cuting people off, speeding and generally making a cnut of themslves?

See this all too often.