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Braithy wrote:

--++sunstroke++-- wrote:

Barely any spring time thunderstorms down in Sydney so far.

famous last words.

Good, I love a big thunderstorm.

Darkening skies, watching the radar, the rumbling in the distance slowly getting closer, the change in wind direction & then BOOM! Chaos, destruction, wind, rain, hail, lightning & thunder.

I'm always disappointed when they miss my area - which is more often than not

ctd wrote:

shaunmorrison wrote:Gee wiss mate I would have thought you would keep that sort of information about cloudbreak close to your chest so that you be able to enjoy those uncrowded conditions over again, instead of spreading the word in an open forum, just the way I look at the world.

Because no one has ever heard of cloud break? And there are approx 250000 people reading this forum?

Mate I've surfed heaps of places over the years considered to crowded, but with a bit of ducking and weaving you can get uncrowded sessions, yes most surfers have heard of Cloudbreak, but most think it is crowded and they will never get a wave and now 250000(your numbers) are now going to read that this is not the case and are booking tickets as we speak. Better get a move on if your planning on going it will be crowded again soon with all those surf magazines steve is putting stories in. Look at it from the perspective of the blokes that figured it out and been having quiet holidays there for awhile, they're not trying to own the break, just not spreading the word to widely. Then along comes steve, he's not the annoying bloke who surfs it one year and turn up the next with 6 of his mates.No he tells countless people on forums and then makes money from it selling to surf mags, then moves onto the next out of the way spot, endless f%kcin cycle, one guy makes money, people that love the place left to suffer. Yes and by the way, Derek Hynds and steve's name are Sh#t up in the North West after what they got up to a few years ago.

Thats the thing about surf journalists...

Drailed wrote:Thats the thing about surf journalists...

Maybe not all

True.

Geezus, what happened in the North West with Steve and Hynd, gay orgy? Intentional tanker spill, unfinished crossword puzzle?How bad can it be.

Tandem naked belly slides whilst shrieking like little girls on Hynds finless 10'2 at Gnaraloo.... the locals were not amused.

shaunmorrison wrote:

ctd wrote:

shaunmorrison wrote:Gee wiss mate I would have thought you would keep that sort of information about cloudbreak close to your chest so that you be able to enjoy those uncrowded conditions over again, instead of spreading the word in an open forum, just the way I look at the world.

Because no one has ever heard of cloud break? And there are approx 250000 people reading this forum?

Mate I've surfed heaps of places over the years considered to crowded, but with a bit of ducking and weaving you can get uncrowded sessions, yes most surfers have heard of Cloudbreak, but most think it is crowded and they will never get a wave and now 250000(your numbers) are now going to read that this is not the case and are booking tickets as we speak. Better get a move on if your planning on going it will be crowded again soon with all those surf magazines steve is putting stories in. Look at it from the perspective of the blokes that figured it out and been having quiet holidays there for awhile, they're not trying to own the break, just not spreading the word to widely. Then along comes steve, he's not the annoying bloke who surfs it one year and turn up the next with 6 of his mates.No he tells countless people on forums and then makes money from it selling to surf mags, then moves onto the next out of the way spot, endless f%kcin cycle, one guy makes money, people that love the place left to suffer. Yes and by the way, Derek Hynds and steve's name are Sh#t up in the North West after what they got up to a few years ago.

it's cloudbreak fuckstick. all steve said was it was full of set-dodging kooks.
250 000 on realsurf?

jesus fucking christ this clown needs help.

Drailed wrote:Thats the thing about surf journalists...

you little turncoat

Davros wrote:Geezus, what happened in the North West with Steve and Hynd, gay orgy? Intentional tanker spill, unfinished crossword puzzle?How bad can it be.

Probably referring to that orchestra thingy.

el rancho wrote:

shaunmorrison wrote:

ctd wrote:

shaunmorrison wrote:Gee wiss mate I would have thought you would keep that sort of information about cloudbreak close to your chest so that you be able to enjoy those uncrowded conditions over again, instead of spreading the word in an open forum, just the way I look at the world.

Because no one has ever heard of cloud break? And there are approx 250000 people reading this forum?

Mate I've surfed heaps of places over the years considered to crowded, but with a bit of ducking and weaving you can get uncrowded sessions, yes most surfers have heard of Cloudbreak, but most think it is crowded and they will never get a wave and now 250000(your numbers) are now going to read that this is not the case and are booking tickets as we speak. Better get a move on if your planning on going it will be crowded again soon with all those surf magazines steve is putting stories in. Look at it from the perspective of the blokes that figured it out and been having quiet holidays there for awhile, they're not trying to own the break, just not spreading the word to widely. Then along comes steve, he's not the annoying bloke who surfs it one year and turn up the next with 6 of his mates.No he tells countless people on forums and then makes money from it selling to surf mags, then moves onto the next out of the way spot, endless f%kcin cycle, one guy makes money, people that love the place left to suffer. Yes and by the way, Derek Hynds and steve's name are Sh#t up in the North West after what they got up to a few years ago.

it's cloudbreak fuckstick. all steve said was it was full of set-dodging kooks.
250 000 on realsurf?

jesus fucking christ this clown needs help.

250000 was not my figure, read it properly, personnel abuse sorta negates any thing you have to say. I have to doubt now that you have surfed any good waves yourself let alone uncrowded, so you have limited understanding.The only contact some guys have with good waves is through blokes like steve.
Full set dodging kooks , what are you el? doubt your much better, learn to embrace your inner kook, life in the surf will be easier, stop trying to be hot when ya not Steve does this to make money at other peoples expense, he only came back here cause Nick left.

The other blokes are right, not all journos are the same, I never seen Nick Carrol write travel brouchers.

Trev wrote:

Davros wrote:Geezus, what happened in the North West with Steve and Hynd, gay orgy? Intentional tanker spill, unfinished crossword puzzle?How bad can it be.

Probably referring to that orchestra thingy.

Yeah they were blowwing there own trumpets

Everyone told me Keramas was insanely busy, violent, jap infested etc. just had the week with 5-8 ft to 3-4 ft. Bigger days 10-12 guys max, smaller days no probs as well.It depends I guess. And if you wanted the waves you got them.

Everyone who was interested in surfing Gnarloo already knew about it a long time ago. It has it's own website and is a well-publicised local tourist attraction, FFS.

Drailed wrote:Tandem naked belly slides whilst shrieking like little girls on Hynds finless 10'2 at Gnaraloo.... the locals were not amused.

I can't see what the problem would be.
You might like to think you could tandem naked belly slide on a 10’2 finless without shrieking like a little girl, but really it's not possible.

Davros wrote:Everyone told me Keramas was insanely busy, violent, jap infested etc. just had the week with 5-8 ft to 3-4 ft. Bigger days 10-12 guys max, smaller days no probs as well.It depends I guess. And if you wanted the waves you got them.

Thanks for the tip Dav, I'll see you there next time, I'll be one of the group of 8

Don't mix your meds and alcohol before you go on a trolling binge.

Meds lol

steve shearer wrote:Don't mix your meds and alcohol before you go on a trolling binge.

No meds ever or piss tonite mate, I have an opinion ,you don't don't like it but you know I'm right, trolling, ha, next I'll be called a Hater ,Pretty piss weak actually from some one who calls hemsilf a journalist. <: