I have discovered a no fail surf forecasting technique

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Post by Hunter » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:58 pm

2 bucks doesn't seem alot for all that wisdom i'd charge billlions

Hunter

Post by Hunter » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:09 am

tightarse or smart? if you have a good idea,
and people are interested in it you could
easily live off the earnings and be out surfing everyday,
in the right spot for the conditions cause you know exactly
where it will be firing

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Post by WANDERER » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:13 am

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Post by matt... » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:58 am

did you spell "guarantee" incorrectly on purpose ?
nature is a language. can't you read?
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Post by mad » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:21 am

Does it come with a free set of steak knives?

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Post by Hunter » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:37 pm

mate produce the goods and give us a couple of very on the ball
predictions and people would be more likely to believe

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Post by zzz » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:59 pm

yeah thats a good suggestion hunter.

For the next 14 days, put in a predication each day of what the surf will be like 14 days from now.

(e.g. today predict the surf on the 29th, tomorrow predict the surf for the 30th etc.).

Then in 14 days we can start checking back against your forecasts.
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Re: I have discovered a no fail surf forecasting technique

Post by WANDERER » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:36 pm

handyandy060 wrote:its quite simple really.
i will not be exposing nay secrets.
i have written a methodolicaly correct book.
you all think im stupid but i have been researching this for many years.
i can tell all weather - surf, forecast weather maps. - i have tested this theory over three years.
i am inclined to call in the handy theory.
no fail weather frecasting.
no im npot a moron with no idea.
if you try my formulae you will be able to map the weather up to 14 days out.
i tried my formulae, it works.
for a copy send $2 to
Mr Tenoski
128 Clontarf St, Seaforth
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Meteorologists have been studying it for decades, if they cant predict the weather you sure as hell cant...

nice scam...

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