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by offshore1
Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Future Primitive Earl 10'6"
Replies: 114
Views: 18484

Re: Future Primitive Earl 10'6"

Put me down for one paipo good sir. Extra long. Six feet, two inches, three fins.
Thanking you in advance.
by offshore1
Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:59 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Future Primitive Earl 10'6"
Replies: 114
Views: 18484

Re: Future Primitive Earl 10'6"

The obvious question then Roy is why does one of your boards cost well over half a million dollars while your paipos go for relative chicken feed?


don''t answer that coops and marcus :D
by offshore1
Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:57 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Future Primitive Earl 10'6"
Replies: 114
Views: 18484

Re: Future Primitive Earl 10'6"

Go Roy!
I'm tipping Derek Hynd would love your boards.
You'd have to remove the fins of course but....

sans fins mebbe knock a hundred thousand or so off the list price?
just askin'.
by offshore1
Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mavericks death (Original)
Replies: 20
Views: 6423

Re: Mavericks death

No worries little. i went back and read some of your old posts. You're ok by me. you're a pretty funny cnut. i didn't write goose, but you know wat i mean.... Scion seemed like he was a really good bloke. Loved the ocean in all its power and was willing to meet it on its terms.. that's impressive to...
by offshore1
Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:11 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Olo tour continues. . .
Replies: 126
Views: 25849

Re: Olo tour continues. . .

This is how Roy gets around on the olo tour:

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by offshore1
Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mavericks death (Original)
Replies: 20
Views: 6423

Re: Mavericks death

^^^ "that's what you get......you're not as good as you thought you were..... sucker" ? more than a little harsh, little. I hope you're taking the piss, though it's neither the time nor the place, . as to what your definition of real surfing is, well, Sion pretty much did it all. I believe he was th...
by offshore1
Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Mavericks death (Original)
Replies: 20
Views: 6423

Re: Mavericks death

Condolences to this family and friends.
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-new ... ck_check=1

"Alternate lines are always harder than easy lines."
and, his last quote here while he was buckling up, "Always gotta be safe."
rip Sion
by offshore1
Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: who wants a Quikky ?
Replies: 65
Views: 16879

Re: who wants a Quikky ?

^^^^I knew it! That expains everything olds.
Side note: That's some good shit Shearer's coming up with over at Swellnet hey.
by offshore1
Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: who wants a Quikky ?
Replies: 65
Views: 16879

Re: who wants a Quikky ?

Thirty nine years old and he's still surfs as radically and creatively and athletically as anybody. This has got to be some kind of Faustian warlock/sell your soul to the devil voodoo shit going down here. it just ain't natural!
by offshore1
Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:05 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Posting Pics in the Montage at Right >>>>>>>
Replies: 13
Views: 4339

Re: Posting Pics in the Montage at Right >>>>>>>

^^^nah, not like them a'tall, trev. They'e shithouse compared to the size of the pics butts used to post before the 'revamping' of the realsurf page layout -- allowing for more advertising . It's a classic business dilemma really: what corners can be cut from a product and still attract satisfied cu...
by offshore1
Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: I dont know whether to laugh or cry...
Replies: 15
Views: 6169

Re: I dont know whether to laugh or cry...

freeride76 would go.
by offshore1
Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:51 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Christchurch Earthquake
Replies: 6
Views: 1543

Re: Christchurch Earthquake

I hope Roy's ok.
by offshore1
Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: camper vans/campers at local
Replies: 46
Views: 11406

Re: camper vans/campers at local

tramps and thieves the lot of 'em. When their kind come 'round, i hear tell wells dry up, crops wither, women become barren, teats shrivel. they 're the devil's spawn i tell ye.. with their books and their music and their exotic food... that's not bacon and eggs they're eatin', but the ripened ovari...
by offshore1
Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:57 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: mexico surfers hijacked (old news)
Replies: 19
Views: 6568

Re: mexico surfers hijacked (old news)

Johnno wrote:It could be the beginning of Bananageddon .......... run for the hills :lol:
can't. too dangerous. banana peels.
by offshore1
Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:02 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: WCT in NYC
Replies: 6
Views: 2337

Re: WCT in NYC

worth going to for the harlequin babies alone....
all that's lacking is a squicking comp.
by offshore1
Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:51 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: WCT in NYC
Replies: 6
Views: 2337

Re: WCT in NYC

..."We are also bringing the best and brightest Quiksilver, Roxy and DC athletes to New York City, the largest media arena in the world, for twelve days of surf, skate, BMX, fashion, art and music that will bring incredible global attention to these phenomenal athletes and the action sports culture ...
by offshore1
Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:37 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!
Replies: 136
Views: 28368

Re: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!

offshore...check the chinnese new year symbol and put u cap on 8) who u backing in the super bowl :?: Go the Rabbitohs! Still have the cap, amigo, and the lovely artwork.. not a day passes that i don't admire them (they're still right over our dining table.) As for the superbowel ... I'm sticking w...
by offshore1
Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:14 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!
Replies: 136
Views: 28368

Re: To Don >>>> Just A Suggestion !!!

site is slow for me too trevor. And, dino, though I think I somewhat get your point re. censorship/harlequin babies (not quite though as my iq is not up there with yours and marcus's in the 155 range), sos I've been giving you, despite the queasy gut feeling (could be the amoebic dysentery i brought...