Soft as a fat woman’s cankles
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- Wed Jan 08, 2020 11:10 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:55 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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Re: Just general surfing stuff
That sounded a bit mean. Take all the swear words out and soften it a bit in your own mind aj. That’s what I meant.
- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:51 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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Re: Just general surfing stuff
Well tell the little cnut to pull his finger out and get swimming till he can do the deed and deserve his second hand JS or whatever. Make him earn it, he’ll appreciate it all the more if he loves it.
- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:35 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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Re: Just general surfing stuff
Agree. Second hand stick. Plenty out there.
- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:33 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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Re: Just general surfing stuff
Can he swim a mile? Would he be ok in a strong rip dragging him out with no board. Is he a strong swimmer?
That shit does help aj. I didn’t realise at the time but it did save my life a few times. Go the tough love route.
- Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:19 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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Re: Just general surfing stuff
Tell him when he can swim a mile non stop you will get him a board. That’s what my old man said. Motivation when you’re 10 years old. So I did it, then he bought me a $20 dinged up knee board. Couldn’t get my arm around it and it was a piece of shit hand made dog of a thing. I didn’t know it was a k...
- Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:12 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
Out the front. Water’s gone cold, probs 17-18 deg. Surf was marginal n/e windswell. As Iggy would say, a few runners. Good ones were pretty rare though.
- Tue Dec 24, 2019 9:29 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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Re: Just general surfing stuff
Nah, its derived from the album name Celwydd by Thud's favourite welsh singer Duck, Ifan Dafydd. She's not too shabby either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sFw ofGWy0hLs Well Cranked I clicked that link and YouTube said something went wrong. I think all those welsh consonants fcuked the algorith...
- Tue Dec 24, 2019 9:00 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Just general surfing stuff
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- Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:53 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
Why the focus on sunset NC? What about Rocky Point and Haleiwa and other spots? What is it about Sunset? It looks like a tricky somewhat unpredictable cnut of a wave.
- Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:26 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
Aj gets the 8ft close out tube at sunset.
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- Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:22 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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- Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:14 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
The island was a circus today. Some good waves but holy fcuk what a shit fight. Seems like nobody works anymore. Monday’s are Sundays.
- Mon Dec 09, 2019 9:15 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
He’s doing well for an 82 year old with a prolapsed uterus, that’s for sure!
- Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:16 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
2 surfs today, back beach in the morning then the island in the afternoon. Neither were anywhere near what you would call good but it was just great to be amongst it. There was a bit of swell.
- Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:26 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: The Tulla Tub
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Re: The Tulla Tub
Thanks Beany. Don’t post a link, I’ll find it.
- Sat Nov 30, 2019 1:46 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
Down the coast, out the front. Crowd factor good, only 1 guy out, me. Fcuken hassled myself. Pretty wonk but wind only light so a couple of smooth faces.
- Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:53 pm
- Forum: General surf discussion
- Topic: Where did you surf today ?
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Re: Where did you surf today ?
Island, light onshore, wonky 3ft swell, odd bigger one. Saw a couple of good ones but don't feel i picked any.