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by crabmeat thompson
Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:46 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

:lol:
by crabmeat thompson
Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:28 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

what about the guy in the still wearing the full suit? Ok, ok! Fcuk you guys. Can we lay this wetsuit controversy to rest? He only caught one wave, he didnt have it on when he started, so he must have changed into it at some stage during the ride. He did disappear out of sight around the corner so ...
by crabmeat thompson
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:18 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

aha! the plot thickens.
by crabmeat thompson
Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

what about the guy in the still wearing the full suit?
by crabmeat thompson
Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

offshore1 wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:59 am
It's what you say when somebody sneezes.
incorrect.

when a kilojoule user sneezes, it's only manners to say, "werde gefickt" ...
by crabmeat thompson
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

so at it's peak 20-25' faces? so 12-15 feet.
by crabmeat thompson
Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I'll have to aplogise for using kJs - but one of the long time guys here reckons it was 5000kJ, I don't remember feet or kJs for it, just a gestalt - but 5000 seems about right. i hope I don't sound overly harsh here little buddy. but, i find it hard to believe you've surfed most of your life, and ...
by crabmeat thompson
Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:52 pm
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: winter 2018
Replies: 56
Views: 4978

Re: winter 2018

spring in freaking july... my spirits have been killed!
by crabmeat thompson
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:07 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 5064
Views: 421201

Re: Just general surfing stuff

:lol:
by crabmeat thompson
Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Waves you've seen but never ridden.
Replies: 19
Views: 2747

Re: Waves you've seen but never ridden.

they say this mythical place will the be the cause of the next world war.
by crabmeat thompson
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Waves you've seen but never ridden.
Replies: 19
Views: 2747

Re: Waves you've seen but never ridden.

I saw a wave when I was fishing once, and waited 17 years for the right conditions to surf it. As far as I know it only broke twice in that time and I was unable to get there both times. Took 36 hours travel, much of it unpleasant. Caught 3 waves, just started to suss the place out, and a school of...
by crabmeat thompson
Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

4th day in a row of abject, unsurfable flatness. the road is calling me. might load up the van and go on a pilgrimage, south.


destination: Nick Carroll's backyard for a two week cleansing of the body and mind.
by crabmeat thompson
Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 27600

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

steve shearer wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:04 pm
And many a fine brisbane lass had her genitals fondled by the expert fingers of the Bribie islander thereon.
they sure have. i've had erections at bribie island that i could row a boat with!
by crabmeat thompson
Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Drailed wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:26 pm
Wtf is going on here
wave heights man ... wave heights is what's going on here.
by crabmeat thompson
Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:51 am
And finished off by a weekend in the Lakemba Collective, where you’ll pump weights, eat unrecognisable food, and get up at 3am to drive four hours for a 2-3’ rip bowl which is actually 6’!!
this really was the cherry on top here.

plus sized rip bowls straight outta lakemba.
by crabmeat thompson
Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 27600

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

Yuke Hunt wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:40 am
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
Hows Tuesday, around 8am sound ?
perfect. i'll be the one holding a ball-peen hammer.
by crabmeat thompson
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:15 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bribie Island Board Riders
Replies: 240
Views: 27600

Re: Bribie Island Board Riders

i'm gonna pay the next cunt that slams the jewell of the pacific a visit.
by crabmeat thompson
Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 19643
Views: 1874082

Re: Where did you surf today ?

channels wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:05 pm
buddy wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:05 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:55 am
The only uninteresting thing about it is that we are all tards.
The most accurate thing said on Realsurf all week.
fucken A ...