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guard wrote:i feel a little bad i slept with a girl my brother liked this morning

uh, pics or shut the fcuk up?

fu(k KS sounds whiny here
http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/kelly ... ngs_47782/

he won the event and still talking about being underscored

cheers for answering my questions. i'm kind of hoping Shearer is right, but things are starting to feel pretty final. i reckon i'm not the only one who has been inspired and educated by your insights and level of honesty on here. fu(king great way to go out - thanks NC

What is the length of your penis? I'm not sure, but erect, pretty normal I suspect. Maybe 7-8 inches? do you just like talking about your penis at any chance you get well apparently 7-8 inches would be above average worldwide. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis an innocent overestimate on your part...

Nick, thanks for answering my previous questions. Do you think you could have been a successful surf journalist if you had the same passion and commitment to surfing, but only very average ability? Obviously it is a hypothetical question, but maybe to put it another way, to what extent do you think ...

nick - i've got a feeling some of my questions have been covered elsewhere over the years, but not in this thread i think. anyway: how did you fix on writing as a career? in this vein, any thoughts on Rilke's Letters to a Young Poet? why didn't you pursue professional surfing in your 20s, same as yo...

I was on a boat in the Maldives from 12-23 July, coming up from the south. We reached Sultans on the 20th, just as the swell started to build. It is interesting now to see the buzz about that swell. for me it was probably one of the more testing experiences i've had surfing, and a great learning exp...

ok SS at first i thought u were just trying to protect your sorry little kingdom by keeping LA permanently inebriated... but it is true that a sixer won't really get him fired up to his full glory. how about this - i'll up it to a slab on any contest day where 3 or more heats get surfed. plus the oc...

ok i've decided to take the plunge. i'm gonna sponsor Lucky Al to cover the rest of the tour from Hanoi. i'm offering a daily 6-pack of the beer of his choice (only condition - must be locally bottled) and a daily ration of dried squid. beers to be collected from my condo in Ba Dinh heights, squid t...

cheers for posting this, interesting read. However, two issues have emerged that should have sparked the surf media into action. On both occasions, the journalists did not cover themselves in glory. This includes one former world champ who mysteriously failed to turn up at contests and appeared to b...

Lucky Al wrote:hey daisy i left that bit on especially for you, just wipe it off with the palm your hand and rub on top your head in anti-clockwise direction under a full moon in strong onshore winds - everything ought to be alright after that.

everything? sweet

well that explains the sticky patch on the board i got from LA. ewwww.

kind of hard to put Charlie Smith's response in context without knowing what he was wearing when he wrote it

jew will always remain a derogatory term to someone tight with cash or making money out of something bad. If its racist directly or not i dont know let me be the first to say, lovenutz, that you are fu(king ignorant :mrgreen: have u ever called someone a jew? we were calling each other jews at prim...

lovenutz wrote: jew will always remain a derogatory term to someone tight with cash or making money out of something bad. If its racist directly or not i dont know

let me be the first to say, lovenutz, that you are fu(king ignorant

Daryl wrote:
spastic... How long ago could it have been just a description, in Australia?

well i thought they changed their name already, but apparently not: http://www.thespasticcentre.org.au/

cheers Clif - just for the record i don't think what MF said was ok. not at all. and ignorance is no defence. but i think the answer to ignorance is education, not media spin, overreactions and grandstanding. actually i would have liked to say that what MF said was retarded. and that Iggy's italian ...

So me calling someone out for their intolerance is the problem, Daisy? Wrong target, I think. hey clif - actually i also checked that definition before i posted. but you haven't really established intolerance on MF's part. only ignorance. i do reckon bigot and racist are becoming devalued terms, an...