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Without trying to sound cocky, I note my previous comments made last month with respect to shark attacks coinciding with full moons!!! . Blame Eddy: Some thoughts on this, eddy currents in bays increase with bigger tide difference around the new and full moons. Eddies swirl nutrients small fish com...

New SUP=USP death roll technique of obliteration SUP out towards the break, set is coming in. From your Allseeing Omnipotent Surf Godstance your become aware that you cannot punch through this wave! You however have the perfect platform to launch corporeal being in a standing broad jump over the of...

Tracks, get your myths right, go back consult your earliest issues, learn about Avalon as it really was! Not your latte induced hallucinations go back to the days of Bob Evans, Ted Spencer, Fly, Jonty, and the crew that came with the loss of length in boards. Some of them may still be elder statesma...

Google around for the Oregon Scientific ATC3K Video Camera. 640x 480 resolution supports SD card.
PC and Mac. Waterproof to 3m. Could worth a look for you, mine is Garth mounted.

A good surf day at the local small crowd, good vibes, one annoying International Visitor (IV) behaving badry, and genuinely not competent. A flat lull comes IV asks what has happened I say loudly somebody hasn't put money $2.00 coin in the meter box to make it work. Crowd gets it! ask each other, "h...

chrisb wrote: George snr & Dubya, Nat & Beau..

That covers both sides of the question, Dubya wouldn't be capable of learning anything he was taught and Nat and Beau well we'll have to see how Bryce turns out??
What about the Fitzgeralds? The Aikuas etc?
jaffa

Re: Toolology … hereditary or a taught attribute ... by turtle » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:20 pm ^^ sounds like a testosterone party Ya right, fortunately endorphins from laughing at him and at ourselves dissolves testosterone. Who wants a rhoid rage in the surf, sometimes we need to call stop. I'm old en...

Toology can be taught. None toology can be taught, its up to you! Lesson 1; Goat boat tool equipped father paddles out with two young sons to medium size Forries lefts, he is known to all locals as a drop in, paddle out snaker, runoverer of all in front of him and do it as often as I can get back ou...

Dora's arse smiles upon you as it ever did upon competition and commercial surfing.(*)
His one true statement the rest was his own hype! research this one yourselves and gain understanding!
Jaffa

Re: Pope Bisect Board by LONGINUS » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:38 pm Lol, phew! I was REALLY hoping you meant that Jaff after I went and ordered a carbon fibre model Well have you done it, become a bisectual?, just remember to take the screw cap off the centre strength tube and drain occasionally and/or f...

Surfing Dalmeny and a strange shape kept bobbing up and down floating towards the break, every bob it changed shape but was overall black and shiny except one large pink red bit. Turns out it was half an adult seal bitten clean in half. Did I stay out? No way! Not a propellor or stuff just like that...

It happened in WA, it happened at Fingal, it happened in Tassie!
OOPS I thought you said fish eating surfers. Eat what you like the guilts or or not are your own moral dilemma!
jaffa

Re: Today's king tide give you global warming? 12/01/09 by drowningbitbybit » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:40 am What the f^(& has the king tide got to do with global warming anyway? Media was all over it saying there'll be more king tides - no there wont! King tides are due to the positions of the feckin' ...

Did today's King Tide give you that global warming feeling in your gonads as blue moon banks came alive?, or did you get what we got, flat to the horizon? Love to hear your tales
Jaffa

Has that got your attention? Global warming has nothing to do with loss of quality surfs! Our lack of the required sacrifices to the surf gods does. We no longer believe and the politically correct pundits would have us become faithless flatwater SUP paddlers.. Regain the true faith, bring back the ...

The Universe: God free since 13.7 Billion B.C.E Then again if you consider "The meaning of Liffe" and the prayers offered therein to a supreme being so awefully etc. HIS full name would most likely be Hugh Mungous which as a dutiful Australian we would shorten to Huey or if poofy Hugo. But Hugo can...

Being a surfer from the times before ( that is when men were men and balsa trees were fearful) I recall the farmers would request rain by saying "send her down Huey" as they didn't wish to say God's real name. Which by the way is Harold. This is evident in the prayer; "Our Father who art in Heaven H...