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I was there in the 90s and found the locals laid back in the surf to the point of laziness. I snaked the fcuck out of them and nobody cared. They probably enjoyed it when I almost drowned tho

I shall fetch my quill and ink pot!
Back in a few months

Anyone know a word that rhymes with scrotum?

I got one of the worst near drowning hold downs of my life at Biarritz.
It can turn it on

tootr wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:30 am
Saltman It's a smart board. Clean simple roundtail, slightly eggy planshape, plenty of foam in the mid section but foiled out and the rails are not too beefy. Deep single to double concave.
My first Outer and I doubt it will be my last.

so toots is your smart board a samsung?

Drailed wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:59 pm

The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:07 pm
They're digging up the one at Port and hacking it into pieces
No fuschia way I would want that job
The excavator is cutting it up

Well that's pathetic. They should be havin at it with chainsaws

They're digging up the one at Port and hacking it into pieces
No fucken way I would want that job

Isn't everyone in Wales shameful? And ginger? And of dubious lineage?

nice to see that youre getting amongst it ricky

Drailed wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:05 pm
Why have you out this in the Maldives thread you tard?

Well I think we already established that the surf in the Maldives is shit, so nobody should go there

Looks pretty epic on the website

Ricky don't care about sharks
He's even more core than shearer

Behind that walnut exterior beats a heart of pure emotion

The thought of nick slapping godsave breaks my heart

I think they look shit but I would try one to perfect my 369 air reverse nutcheck wallet grab

If it was free

And there was Hendrix

And TITS!

MR once told me 'There's nothing soulful about going ten rounds with a shit blank'

steve shearer wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:18 am
They import Bangladeshis?

Can't be long before one of them goes ham and takes out some kafirs.

Yeah they must get away with paying them even less than the locals. Apparently lots of Maldivians have gone to join Isis, those resorts would be sitting ducks

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