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take a dump - dammit !!!

in his lunchbox. in his shoes. in his locker. in his wallet.

id would go with he nicked it for sure.

but id rather take a dump in his bag than nick his cash.

go on, dump in his locker, instant karma.

TOO GOOD

that pink dolphin pic and blow up dragon is some of the funniest sh!t ive seen in ages!!!!

KK your mum loved it when i grab her moonjellies with my wanking spanners, drop my under crackers and cover her in my valentines porridge she has the grizzliest bear trappers hat ive ever seen, its one big thunder mug that smelled like a stilton muffle. kk you got a sister, we wanna spit roast her a...

how do the balinese not need reef boots or thongs?

cos i cant walk on their reefs!

they are the barefoot masters. and now thinking about it, it would be great if some guys in kuta find this site, cos i think it would be great to have a diferent angle on stuff.

As the surf goes chaps,

10 ft+ down here on the mornington peninsular, and bells 5-7 ft 2moro.

im waxing the rhino chaser as we speak

"still here" kidnapped and killed it.

Yep deffo for sure, but the porbeagle is a way deep water shark, its almost the size of a pointer. Ive lived in the UK for 27 years (!!) surfed 12 of them, fished 17 of them, lived on the coast all my life, read the infamous tabloids that would hype a big fish=shark sighting to the max. mate, the on...

One by one the penguins take a peice of my brain

Still here, your rocking out, with your c*ck out

haha :lol: i once saw a seal take a disliking to this one surfer in the UK. the seal kept trying to push the guy off his board, so the guy punched the seal in the head, the seal grabbed the gugs leggie and was dragging him backwards in the water in front of 30 people. was well funny. yeah, i get wha...

mate, after 7 years I think Natural Selection may be saying stick to Darts or Pool.

Waterman = Steve Irwin's w0g Cousin

I was surfing a new point break few days ago, its a remote spot down the Great Ocean Road with 3-4 other people out. It was Sunny, surf 4ft, and nice atmos in the line up. When all of a sudden I got this massive feeling I was being stared at, like fully being hawkeyed but not by the surfers and the ...

Thongs all the way.

and in VIC we call em double pluggers. not bungs.

hallelujah praise the lord, he hath risen from the grave

why's the cheif done that

yeah, prob get the occasional pointer round the coast of Ireland but they are extremely rare, they prefer colder water (the gulfstream warms it up).
the odd mako is caught offshore. pretty lucky to see a shark amigo, unlucky for the dog!

In Europe they have freshwater Barracuda called Pike, theyve been known to eat small dogs and Birds, so yeah, a dog is fully fair game to even a small shark. oh and how glad am i that when the surf was cr@p on the goldy I didnt opt to kitesurf in the back water, seeing everyone reckons it stocked fu...