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The pooing question might seem frivolous, but I'm serious. How do the organisers deal with the environmental issues of the Volcom structure - sewage, rubbish etc.?

When they're in the Volcom tower thing, what do they do if they want to do a poo? And if a wee, do they just take a slash over the edge?

Oh come the fcuk on, do you really need to make or receive a phone call at 7:30am on a Sunday morning while sitting on a long board on a pissy little break waiting for a so-called set to fart its way through? Do you? Make or receive your phone call in the car park and leave your phone in the car, yo...

Roy_Stewart wrote:
ajohnsen wrote:

I once had a pet turd.

I don't believe you.

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The bell curve is happening again. Monday, the upswing starts. Wednesday, it plateaus. Thursday, it starts dropping. Saturday/Sunday, flat. Monday, the upswing...

Roy, just go away. You're like nits or intestinal worms - unnecessary. I once had a pet turd. It smelled bad. It was toxic. If it had entered the water system, millions would have died. It was a threat to mankind. I liked it more than you. You remind me of aphids, white fly and bluebottles. You're ...

Roy, just go away. You're like nits or intestinal worms - unnecessary. I once had a pet turd. It smelled bad. It was toxic. If it had entered the water system, millions would have died. It was a threat to mankind. I liked it more than you. You remind me of aphids, white fly and bluebottles. You're a...

Like Alakaboo, I didn't know you could. I'm not a gambling type, so I wouldn't anyway.

SUPed it? Any truth to the rumour that either Peter Crawford or Rabbit took a Halverson cruiser out to the German Bank when it was breaking? I remember hearing it back in the 70s.

What about pics of the

steve shearer wrote:slatternly women with massively engorged breasts and hard faces.

If not, how about pics of slatternly women with massively engorged faces and hard breastss.

If I can't do it, I'll watch it any way I can get it. Videos. Stills. If I can't get them , I'll draw A-frames on my pencil case. When I was a kid, waterskiing on the Hawksebury River, I'd watch the tiny waves from the boats peel off on the shore and imagine a mouse or tiny version of me racing the ...

Good call I reckon, Loofy.

iggy wrote:i wonder how many phags on here have a pair of wayfarers.

Yeah, I'm one.

skipper wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:Fcuken hell, this thread makes the What's Cooking one look like a Black Water recruitment ad.
Logical step now would be to discuss moisturiser choice.

Alpha Keri.

This could work...

But I do miss the old days, without a leggie, where you'd see how high and far you could flick your board. I don't think I knocked that many people out.

Funny stuff AJ. Generally I think about the enormity of the universe, and the improbable and fortuitous series of events that allow me to have the time, resources and ability to participate in one of the few activities in life where your simple exertions are rewarded with undeserved lashings of see...

What have I got to do when I get home? Is her behaviour normal? Is that a set? Nuh. Phuck it. C'mon, I haven't had a wave for ages! How come I'm surfing crap? Stop thinking about it. You stop thinking about it! Oh phuck off, you weapon. Shut up! Both of you! Who's this guy paddling over? Knob. "How'...

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