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by Boozer
Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The swell of 74'
Replies: 113
Views: 40413

In '74 the carparks of the tower blocks were flooded at Southy.

This is nothing in comparison.
by Boozer
Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:05 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Coal Ship runs aground in Newy
Replies: 54
Views: 15304

' Why didn't the ship head for deeper water last night? ' I hear you cry.. Not all of the ships off Newcastle have enough fuel in their bunkers to do that, some have just enough to get them into the coal terminal. All that fuel onboard would suggest otherwise. I heard that all vessels received an a...
by Boozer
Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: BBQ conspiracy
Replies: 111
Views: 20759

Fong, is your nickname in anyway related to another, less risque but equally offensive, "abo" joke? no, he picked it cause it's the surname of rosie, the owner of rosie's bar in mash and he's always had a thing for her ;) That's going straight to the pool room, nah hangon, whatabout that uninterest...
by Boozer
Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:11 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: BBQ conspiracy
Replies: 111
Views: 20759

An oldie; Q. How do you make an Aboriginal women pregnant? A. Wank yourself on the ground and let the flies do the rest. To me, it's not funny, it's demeaning and repugnant. The trouble is, to others, it's chortlesome. That's the problem. It's a vast audience. Best left unsaid. There is one thing I...
by Boozer
Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: BBQ conspiracy
Replies: 111
Views: 20759

dinosaur wrote:So if Mrs'K was going to entertain and educate us all ( as he has re sexual abuse of family members)
Just, let, go.

He's been banished for past crimes and I haven't read anything in this thread specifically along that line.

I'd have to read back to determine who first resurrected the issue.
by Boozer
Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: BBQ conspiracy
Replies: 111
Views: 20759

SSR did his time. She's back. Give it a chance. He hasn't quite crossed the line yet. I think that was the point of Coll's warning. Keep up the banter SSR, just watch for that line. (hint - leave people's kids out of it) As RR said, you're shitloads more interesting than alot of 'em. A question for ...
by Boozer
Tue May 29, 2007 9:06 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: BBQ conspiracy
Replies: 111
Views: 20759

The scene: Long Reef bbq. MrsK/SSR, having let down his/her guard, stands at the lukewarm bbq plate, turning a nutburger for Chamberess, who for reasons known best to her has shown up. MrsK: Want some cheese on that sweetie? C'ess: Yes! It should go nicely with my wine. (C'ess runs up daintily to g...
by Boozer
Mon May 28, 2007 8:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Solar Hot Water Systems
Replies: 10
Views: 2474

I've always has a solar hot water system at my joint, with an electric booster. About a year ago I had to replace the prehistoric one. Got another Solarhart. I got a fairly good govt rebate on it. It just took heaps to get the paperwork from the company to claim it. I don't use the booster much, jus...
by Boozer
Sat May 26, 2007 12:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Whose the fattest person on realsurf ?????
Replies: 92
Views: 21190

Piss off fongster. You're just as worried about your gut as the rest of us.

You want to keep looking good. Just in case that new hottie shows an interest.

Tell the truth mate.
by Boozer
Fri May 25, 2007 5:57 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Whose the fattest person on realsurf ?????
Replies: 92
Views: 21190

Can we please stop all this crazy talk about cutting out beer. I have also made the switch to low carb. Hahn Super Dry. You can usually get it on special for about $35 a case. I know it's supposed to be the calories and not so much the carbs. It still has less calories than normal brew but not as re...
by Boozer
Wed May 23, 2007 11:01 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Whose the fattest person on realsurf ?????
Replies: 92
Views: 21190

A very serious subject indeed Mr KKK. I too noticed a rather large development around the same time my son was born. I also noticed a tendancy to stay at home and drink beer. I also noticed a tendancy to not get wet and generally become a boring shit at home. I got rid of the woman. (no acid involve...
by Boozer
Fri May 11, 2007 5:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shark?
Replies: 48
Views: 12388

Nappy wrote:
admin wrote:I deleted the picture because we received a very distressed email from a relative of the poor guy.

What tha :? U for real :shock: I thought mannequins didnt have relatives.
Wake up to yourself.
by Boozer
Fri May 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: RS BBQ, Is on tomorrow!!!
Replies: 314
Views: 57120

Colonel Fiction is blatantly Shaunm's troll.. I doubt it there Iggy, and I'm still not Chamberess :lol: The point is, you blokes who get off on it should really start to question yourselves. You've gone to the extent of creating a secondary internet identity. Fair dinkum, what was wrong with the fi...
by Boozer
Fri May 04, 2007 9:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: RS BBQ, Is on tomorrow!!!
Replies: 314
Views: 57120

Dae wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote:Image

Chamberess
I have a finger i want to show you.It still has a ring on it.

Was the metal a bit too cold and you clenched too tight?
No, the acid just didn't dissolve it.
by Boozer
Wed May 02, 2007 8:33 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Are surfers becoming softcore
Replies: 68
Views: 16418

dinosaur wrote:I paddled out after 11am and I wore a 4/3mm long sleeved steamer. I was just right. my cock was quite firm by the way as the young bodyboarders paddled in front of me
Yer roight.
by Boozer
Sat Apr 28, 2007 11:02 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: 57 OCEAN ST CAFE
Replies: 75
Views: 21121

While we're dragging up old threads: http://www.manlydaily.com.au/article/2007/04/26/4099_news.html Cafe plan goes cold Lisa Muxworthy 26Apr07 "A THREE-AND-HALF year battle to build a cafe on the Narrabeen beachfront is over after Warringah Council agreed to demolish the derelict home and keep the l...
by Boozer
Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Tow In Versus Paddle
Replies: 75
Views: 15113

kreepykrawly wrote:Boozer :shock:
2 bob !!!!???? Is that code for something ?
Nah, just what it's worth.
by Boozer
Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Tow In Versus Paddle
Replies: 75
Views: 15113

kreepykrawly wrote:They can be reinforced for maximum pleasure.
No bites yet?, or just part of the sale's pitch?

First offer, two bob.