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by offshore1
Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: females and realsurf
Replies: 131
Views: 28566

Hi sharky! Nice to hear from you. You will have the time of your life. :lol: This weekend looks good for surf here(are you still in NC?) See, guys, you're so faarrkin entertaining shark's been checking things out regularly. I guarantee she is by far not the only girl who does :wink: You may be overt...
by offshore1
Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: females and realsurf
Replies: 131
Views: 28566

Re: females and realsurf

I remember a girl (Sharky I think) from the US trying to get some advice on settling in Oz a while back. She created a lot of negative, stupid response with a few mature, reasoned, well informed replies. Just what she thought about Aussie male surfers in the end is anyone's guess! She's ok, Vada. :...
by offshore1
Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Surfing NewZealand
Replies: 17
Views: 5154

My missus is an audiologist; there are always positions open for her in NZ. Our plan is to get affairs in order here at home(work, kids, property), and in four years go over for a year or ten....... :wink: We're a little concerned though over the fact that there are always positions open, almost des...
by offshore1
Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:48 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Dropping in/Snaking World Cup
Replies: 37
Views: 10354

Re: goofy

Beerfan wrote: Hmmm, time to start a political party, how about goofbollah, modelled on hezbollah.

Goofy achbar!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by offshore1
Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:20 am
Forum: Shortboarders only!
Topic: Goofy/Natural
Replies: 89
Views: 25662

Re: Goofy/Natural

i'm confused! It was pointed out to me the other day that i surf natural, snow board natural but skate goofy. My natural pop when i surf is for a natural footer but when i tried switch foot i actually surf heaps better but a really struggled to get up to my feet and make drops. Ant suggestions on w...
by offshore1
Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:05 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: unreal sign yesterday
Replies: 8
Views: 2786

I've been back surfing three years now after a ten-year break. Shouldn't have been allowed back into the line up after a break that long............. :wink: :lol: It's like letting your pasport lapse. There will be mysterious men, scary men, asking confusing questions about rail shape, and secret s...
by offshore1
Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:12 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: camp ground
Replies: 56
Views: 14215

guys, guys, guys!!!

enough.

Let's all go to Johnno's.
He's got plenty of room up at Coff's! :lol: (braggin' barstard)

ROAD TRIP!!!

My shout for the first round of bananas :P
by offshore1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where's Wanto? Off with Wally?
Replies: 87
Views: 19228

It was a good idea, just not quite what the room was ready for at the time. You were wise to remove the meataxe brand name.
by offshore1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:52 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where's Wanto? Off with Wally?
Replies: 87
Views: 19228

Meataxe wrote:Yeah I guess you could say internet forums in general embody that old shakespeare line: "A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
yeah, I heard that line last week in the Lounge of Satisfaction.
by offshore1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:00 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where's Wanto? Off with Wally?
Replies: 87
Views: 19228

(Monty Python voice): Burn 'im! Burn 'im! :lol:



wat? I'm on there too?
by offshore1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: "Flow" trailer
Replies: 7
Views: 2539

The trailer works heaps better if you click on the WM icon below the preview screen, when the vid comes up, right click, and go to zoom. Then go to full screen, and all ads are gone and it does the work more justice. Only part of it that sh*tted me was Keith Malloy's drivel about gaining instant cre...
by offshore1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:01 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: "Flow" trailer
Replies: 7
Views: 2539

ow, tough crowd.
by offshore1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: "Flow" trailer
Replies: 7
Views: 2539

tad pretentious ay?
by offshore1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: "Flow" trailer
Replies: 7
Views: 2539

"Flow" trailer

This looks like it's going to be good. Whad'ya think?:

http://surfermag.com/av/potpourri/flowvid-av/
by offshore1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Shark
Replies: 64
Views: 16812

I dunno,

Image
might have ta give up the goatboatin' :? .
by offshore1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Foster's ASP Men's World Tour event in Japan cancelled
Replies: 35
Views: 10771

Immediately thought of our operation, rikka mortis.
Make that $240, just got a 10 buck tip for waxin' Gisselle.
I'm willing to relocate,

http://www.geocities.com/jesse010192/th ... oboto.html
by offshore1
Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:58 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: What is your ultimate fantasy?
Replies: 47
Views: 13068

and a world where people will read the topic properly...its about SURF fantasies :roll: umm... i'll keep my surfing fantasy to myself i think....you know secret spots and all that :wink: :wink: but my real fantasy...oooh yeah how about 2 hot blonde chicks (one dutch, one swedish), 2 hot asian girls...