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Show me someone with an opinion of any kind about how to ride a wave and I will show you subjectivity.[/quote] As the old saying goes opinions are like arseholes - everybody has one. And indeed there is probably no better example of the wide world of opinionated arseholes than that which is dragged ...

I love those passionate arguments about 8.25 versus 9.17 !!! It absolutely proves that surfing competitions are based on absolute and unequivocal scientific fact. I mean when a system is devised to empirically measure performance to 1/100th of a point then it must be SCIENCE and not some subjective ...

Nick Carroll wrote:yes the bodyguards are necessary.

ask yourselves: has anybody coherently explained what happened to Owen in December 2015? I haven't got into this yet but it fascinates me. What is it he has actually recovered from?

An overzealous fan hugged him too hard - should have had security

What's with the bodyguard escort to from water? Is that really necessary on an Australian beach? Looks like nobody in the crowd really gives two shits about the vast majority of competitors apart from a high five but I can see the picked the biggest tatted up boofhead to escort Slater to and from?

steve shearer wrote:Si.

Spent an hour on foot around Rainbow Bay, snapper . It really is like a suburb of Rio de Janeiro there.

What happened to all your north coat GW's? And surely someone at SeaWorld can train them to selectively eat a few of your Brazilian friends?

Could they move the contest a bit south to that secret right hander that was featured (until recently) on the coastal watch webcam?

Apparently he'll be riding an 11 channel bottom board. They go much better than those ten channel cheese graters.

maybe you just can't surf very well. I strongly resemble that remark. Looks like it would go well in a straight line for most neville nobodys but in the right hands could be made to do almost anything. But then again someone like (insert name here) could make a fence paling with a bent nail for a fi...

Nick Carroll wrote:

Looks like some dickhead slipped with their electric planner and 'reinvented' the boards shapers were experimenting with in 1977/78? They went shithouse then too.

He woke up next morning with a fishy taste in his mouth and a $50 note stuffed down the front of his budgie smugglers?

thinking of all the attacks I've read about, most of them are in that moment of moving, lying down on the board. I can't recall too many where they were just chilling sitting on their board and then attacked. How quickly we forget the legend of 'White Lightning versus the Toothy Beast'. Or was that ...

Beanpole wrote:

steve shearer wrote:I haven't seen a wave over 3 ft for months.

You should hang out with Hatchie.

Well if you are gonna pay $2000 for jimmy banks to make a surfboard for you when you can get one for $800 that will ostensibly go exactly the same for 99.9% of us mortal surfers then I reckon he's probably f***ing you good and proper so maybe prostitution link in surf shops is a real thing?

It took me around 10 seconds to sadly learn that you can already place your bets on WSL events with the first of the many current online gambling leaches I checked on. dude! You've been able to gamble on CT events, world rankings and much more online for nearly a decade. It's actually a small - and...

It took me around 10 seconds to sadly learn that you can already place your bets on WSL events with the first of the many current online gambling leaches I checked on.

[quote="buddy"]Or you could get Thor's board for the same price.
Parents should have been arrested at the registry of births deaths and marriages or maybe it's just the boards name?

Don't believe everything you hear about Donald Trump. Apparently he just likes taking the piss.......
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I'm here Tuesday through Thursday. Try the veal.

Confirms the old saying that the best surfers could jump on a fence paling with a bent nail as a fin and still rip.