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by offshore1
Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: two fiths of you are insane!
Replies: 68
Views: 14790

ric_vidal wrote:
offshore1 wrote:
iggy wrote:
ric_vidal wrote:
iggy wrote:Introduce Yourself
Pills for Breakfast 8)
Midlife Crisis
As the Worm Turns :shock:
Digging The Grave
for
'Underwater Love'[/quote]

I'm becoming angry and potentially violent. quote unquote.[/quote]“We Care A Lot” :x[/quote]

"Thanks."
by offshore1
Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: two fiths of you are insane!
Replies: 68
Views: 14790

iggy wrote:
ric_vidal wrote:
iggy wrote:
ric_vidal wrote:
iggy wrote:Introduce Yourself
Pills for Breakfast 8)
Midlife Crisis
As the Worm Turns :shock:
Digging The Grave
for
'Underwater Love'[/quote]

I'm becoming angry and potentially violent. quote unquote.
by offshore1
Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: two fiths of you are insane!
Replies: 68
Views: 14790

Not that anyone has 'the answer', this is the closest I've ever seen/heard, especially in regards to the thorny issues of pain and suffering in the world. Heard him on National Public Radio this AM whilst driving for a surf to a beach about 50km north with my 13 yr. old son (who was listening to his...
by offshore1
Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:44 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: two fiths of you are insane!
Replies: 68
Views: 14790

guard wrote:If god knows everything then he can feel pain yes?
but he doesn't whinge.
God never whinges.
Unless you worship cows.
Then it's:

ImageThat's His secretary.
by offshore1
Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:33 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Hot Tub Etiquette
Replies: 12
Views: 3399

infectious wrote:, picked up my first aussie girl in 10 months here :lol:
that was savesealrocks, you moron ! You really are infectious now :lol: .
by offshore1
Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:19 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Surfing Idiosyncrasies
Replies: 29
Views: 8455

:lol:
by offshore1
Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:40 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Amazon river wave
Replies: 9
Views: 3503

chrisb wrote: Watch out for the candiru (Vandellia cirrhosa), a small parasitic fish that can swim up a person's urethra, dig in its spines, and feast on its host's blood. The invader can only be removed by surgery.
no need to worry, KK, it'll never find it :wink: .
by offshore1
Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Bottom Turn Caption Competition
Replies: 43
Views: 6952

"The logical, inevitable ( :lol: ) conclusion to the shortboard revolution: "
by offshore1
Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:20 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Essay Contest
Replies: 16
Views: 3884

howd you poms go in the cricket? :lol: Sharky ain't a pom, damnit, she's a seppo, now an Australian resident, ensconced just north of North Head. Yep, Sharks, welcome to Oz, highest skin-cancer rate in the world :? . Wifey's cousin recently had a scary bit removed (deep :( ) from his head. Mind the...
by offshore1
Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:09 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Question for the water photographers
Replies: 6
Views: 3056

Coops@DY wrote:Apparently you use RainX or a Potato.
nah mate, do like i do: use the potato in your budgie smugglers to impress the ladies :wink: .
Works a treat (now that I've worked out that the massive tuber goes in the front, not the back :oops: ).
by offshore1
Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:14 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: culling sharks.....from a locals perspective....
Replies: 67
Views: 16304

They can be annoying:




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by offshore1
Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Time to send her back where in she came from?
Replies: 51
Views: 12439

iggy wrote:no... I'll come back as ONSHORE1
sorry, I already used that one when fong led the RS raid on Tracks 8) .
by offshore1
Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lombok
Replies: 26
Views: 10130

Depends what you want out of the trip. 600USD per day would be a fair price if you had hot lesbian hookers as your captain and cooks and if you drank bollinger instead of bintang. Im also morally opposed to foreign boats as your money doesn't go directly to locals and into the local economy- you wi...
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:22 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lombok
Replies: 26
Views: 10130

there ya go. But isn't that for four people ? $95/day per person over that, up to eight, if I'm not mistaken. PS> I dunno, crooked, whatdya reckon would be a fair price for something like that boat per day? I reckon it probably cost roughly half a million US when new, then there's maintenance and up...
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lombok
Replies: 26
Views: 10130

It's a little pricey for my budget right now, ric :( , but I am giving it some thought.

PS. not sure about butts's holders :? .
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Time to send her back where in she came from?
Replies: 51
Views: 12439

I still think we should BAN IGGY :!: next.
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lombok
Replies: 26
Views: 10130

Anyone heard of this boat? http://www.moggybali.com/surfing.htm
A mate of mine's dad runs it.
by offshore1
Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:59 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Need help with some f-cked up sh-t.
Replies: 162
Views: 36858

ric_vidal wrote:
bookster wrote:adventureKK©...
Actually, what I’d like to know is how you funded all this travel with gay abandon. Seemingly there isn’t a place you haven’t been, or surfed, or an adventure you haven’t undertaken.

So what’s your secret and where do I get some? :?
KK is Demonicus's filthyrich uncle.