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The circus is in town ... and whilst the big tops last few pegs get hammered home ... the performers hone their skills. The crowd in unison shuffle feet ... the watchers watch ... the sleepers sleep. Some folk couldn't care less ... others on the other hand wait with baited breath. Anticipation buil...

Fcuk the Gold Coast and everything living and breathing upon it. When our paths most invariably cross during the quiky-pro ... I'll gracefully accept your humble apology. Last year ... preceding the proceedings ... I threw out a challenge to you Mr Shearer ... think back ... (sound of rusty cogs gr...

If you're looking at something to get to surfing spots and is cheap to run ... look at the Suzuki Jimny.

Can one make hotcoffee from wingnuts ...

I've got a few standard types of fins that work for me and I tend to just stick with them. Never been into changing fins too much. My standard go to fin would be something like a PC 5. They work for me in any board and any issues are probably the board or rider not the fins. I tried some Powerbase ...

fongss wrote:cups

god damn

i feel like tomtom trying chat up a midget

Hiccups ... h-i-c-c-u-p-s ... hiccups.

The most effective cure for the relief of hiccups is to immerse (place) your head in a bucket of water three times ... not once or twice ... three times ... but only bring it out twice.

If it happens again, stick your balls in a bucket of ice. Isn't that part of a Japanese game show? That made me laugh. And gave me an idea ... instead of this namby-pamby realsurf strongman shite ... use a Japanese game show format ... ice-balls ... flaming-arseholes ... spiders ... snakes ... brai...

Without a resin tint no self respecting hipster would be seen riding to One Foot Dribble Point Cafe on his fixie with that. Couldn't stomach the filum ... simply terrible ... if Braith watched it in its entirety he would have no need to procure worming tablets. The board itself is far from original ...

reginald wrote:Who you gonna ask for help off?

If the swells got any consequence and you get slammed on the ledge your in the impact zone when you come up anyway. You'll get washed in eventually. No one's ever asked me if I was alright?

Hi Weggie ... are you all white.

Does he prefer ...

Mercurochrome or EDP.

OPSM or Specsavers.

61st birthday or memorial service.

I always try and spread my arms and legs out, tends to work for me especially if you get a real hunkering for an upside-down super-sized bucket of KFC. Archimedes' principle ... :?: ... on floating bodies. Or simply a matter of fat floats. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ariS7sgRdHE/T-nQYnMQfXI/AAAAAAAAA...

Indubitably.

Don't worry Braithy he's bringing out a new model especially for you ... the singed wombat.
I'll try and get godshavethebeans to post up some of the preliminary design sketches.

Bad circulation ... blood clots ... muscle deterioration ... prognosis ... premature death ... advice ... purchase a legal will kit.

fongss wrote:So is he a surfer or a suppr

U can't b both

Try telling messrs Hammilton ... Eagan and Carroll that ... thats the carroll with a T not the carroll with a C ... maybe both ... who knows.

Forgot to mention Vetea ... as in Poto David.

Trev gets hooted all the time ... shouted and waved at and given the finger and yelled advice ... it sounds like this to him "let off the toad pooh billy mold corn strain" ... its the cheap hearing aid ... and actually sounds like this "get off the road you silly old cnut stain" ... he grins and wav...

Or nana's call ... "Wooda woot!" (oo as in book) which can mean "Where are you?", "Can you hear me?", "Get outta the road!", or many other nana connotations. Surely you jest ... that sounds more like Nana with her false teeth out requesting a bone ... Wooda woot translates into english as "wanta ro...

My wife was like: "this guy was just standing at the front door, yelling....hooroo...." Your wife probably mistook him for a peddler ... :shock: Hooroo..... :shock: I would never ever picked reg as a hoorooer :!: I bet he was wearing sensible slacks and a casual but fashionable polo top :?: A ghast...