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Pants wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 18, 2023 10:32 am

Discovers he’s put on weight, is older, can’t ride it. Runs to room screaming “I hate you you whore”.

You sure you're not dino?

Stand down Halsy , stand the fcuk down.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 15, 2023 11:10 am

Surfed absolute perfection left wedges in crystal clear water at a rainforest clad cove with no-one out.

Godawful's gunna be sooo jealous when he wakes up in the morning and reads this.

Cranked wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 05, 2023 11:32 am

It's unseasonably wet and warm in Bali. Water temp 27C.
Surf has been very small for weeks, but a week of overhead started today. One hundred wave starved surfers in the water at 7am

Any Aussies among 'em?

swvic wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 26, 2023 3:28 pm

Coffin Bay currently pitch black until a few minutes past 7

Been a dark, cold, wet and fcuking windy past week

Oh, to be back in Wales...

Loofy probably has an extra one.

Hold on, oh, vent plug, I thought you meant butt plug.

Never mind. Carry on.

...backzips and hoods, it's the future, man. Get with it or get left behind.

Okay that does it.
I'm booking 10 days at Shearer Surf Camp immediately.

That's REALLY fast.

godsavetheking wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 14, 2023 8:12 am

Hardly surprising given the punishment it had been subjected to over the years

That's funny

Tell that to Iggy's ears, if they even work anymore.

I realise iggs goes way south but, wind chill can fcuk the ears even up at Shearer's.

I think I'll get one of the isurus suits for next winter and skip the hood. Maybe add gloves to the ensemble. Hoods suck, I can't imagine why you'd wear one in the northern rivers area. Told you a million times- it stops wind chill. Perfectly. Dawn patrollers here get their ears drilled just like i...

Cranked wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 12, 2023 4:37 pm

The inevitable "caught inside" at the Bombie or outside peak on a big day is what keeps the crowd down to a dozen or so.

Why aren’t tow-ins all over it, Cranky ?

Nice quiver.

You're a scholar and a gentleman Lucky Al.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 02, 2023 2:05 pm

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Must have been good

Still herding goats back to the paddock.

I would love it if Occy would identify as a woman and get back in competition.