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I trust Sam, seems like a top bloke.

Tell 'em you're from Realsurf. You'll be a shoo in.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 08, 2023 3:14 pm

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Gotta love Realsurf AI auto correct .

Is Realsurf's favourite son, Nick, on the beach?

Poor Mexican fcuker
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And some chinos.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:29 pm

And plenty of lube I hope.

Loof and Carroll have already booked flights and jet skis.

Lucky Al wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 02, 2023 2:19 pm

I'd like to see Steve spend a whole day surfing at Bondi and write about it.

Preferrably a glossy full colour photoessay with august local surf guide Beanpole MacBeanface.
Surefire Pulitzer material.

....and who doesn't need a fcuking pillow on a cold lonely night.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:47 am

Any advice for this elbow Buddy?

Bethany Hamilton told me to call you a pussy.

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:23 am

Best protein hit on the gong is kotez chicken ...

Too disturbingly evocative of a feminine hygiene product. Pass.

Unless it's some kind of silence of the lambs scenario.

Good luck beans.

Grooter wrote: ↑

Tue Nov 22, 2022 8:15 am

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I've only worn Rip Curl back zip suits for 20 or so years but am considering a chest zip one for a change

Steven Shearer. Calling Steven Shearer to the front desk, there seems to be some sort of difficulty needing immediate attention.

I don’t think Gerry’s 2 hours of yoga a day is faked for his brand. I also don’t think moving to Bend, Oregon was some canny commercial strategy. Nor the months he used to spend in G-Land without a camera crew. True. I was more referring to the shady business deals, the ripping off of Dick Brewer, ...

Thud wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:28 am

Did he offer his cock to more than one child? Extraordinary.

I think Sniff may have a story.

Tom Waits' Liver wrote: ↑

Sat Nov 12, 2022 4:57 pm

Recently I met a bloke at Phillip Island who claimed to be Davidson’s son’s future father in law. He was quite disparaging in his commentary on the bloke.

Aside from his daughter's poor marriage choice, what did he think of Davo?