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Aldi Catalogue is my regular.

Especially when they find out the new sibling is actually a pit bull pup named kava stuhl

Drailed wrote:Yeah I was thinking a tow.. His entry and line just doesnt add up .

Drailed wrote:He has def towed and going toward the peak before turning.

Amazingly the family left behind. Not so much

steve shearer wrote:it's the perfect spot to take your surfing spouse.

Ouch.

Drailed wrote:When I was hanging out with a Sioux tribe in Arizona they taught me a proverb "he who casts the smallest shadow makes the biggest noise" - You might wanna think about that Shearer.

A lizard would cast a pretty small shadow so would an ant. They don't make any noise at all really.

Can we get back to the toxic relationship story please?

Almighty God wrote:

andy2476 wrote:Bingo.

yeah ya did just hand that one to me on a platter...I will interpret that as a...youre ok AG, Im here for ya

Thanks mate, will cherish this moment, as I open a second box of tissues

If you like but i'd actually like to see a photo of this horny bitch.

Bingo.

Got any photos of her you could post?

Almighty God wrote:.definitely dont think I am emotionally equipped to deal with realsurfers' scrutiny and judgements. Please go easy, can assure you I am a real person...and completely fcuking devastated at the moment.

mmm my favourite type of Real Surfer.

I asked him what he thought he was doing. He said "how fun is this?!" I said "a lot more fun before some guy put his board where I wanted to turn" He said "hah, good one! Woohoo!" I don't think he was playing with a full deck. He looked like the pedo from hey dad, with goggles and a hat So you were...

How much did you drink the night before?

How big was it.

No you're confused

I never mentioned long boarders

One of what ?

Colonel mustard probably had more of a dig than most of that bunch