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on behalf of schmntl,

"Happy to serve you.""

fcuk the severed head through the windpipe had you pegged as more of a fontanelle man :? Only in the case of smaller victims where the windpipe is too tight to admit entry. On a mature adult corpse, "reverse trachea squicking" is the way to go... the palatine uvula in particular offers exquisite st...

What kind of beach bag are you going to bring, c'ess?

I'll shout for beers if you make it to the BBQ March OS1 :lol: cheers shaunm, I really am tempted now. I'm expecting my lovely and talented North Carolina proxy, Sharky, to represent us both in splendid fashion :D Please see that she attends, and gets home safely, and keep her away from iggy :P .

cheers natho. Grass always seems greener on the other side of the hill, doesn't it? By all you've written, you've obviously gotten immeasurable experiences from those years of travel, seen places you'd not have seen otherwise. Probably met scores of interesting people. Best of luck if you decide to ...

:lol: Come down and have a look jerkface Those are mighty tough words coming from a budding Capeoecian :D . I am sooo tempted chambers 8) . And I have close to enough frequent flier miles to do it too, and it is time to see the rellies again. But I'll probably take a miss :( . Carry on. Knock yours...

Damage wrote:

Nick Carroll wrote:
btw Golden Child once hit me with a projectile poo off a change table from a distance of eight feet.

Naaaa, I reckon it woulda been more like 4 and a half.

5 absolute MAX.

4 and a half, Hawai'ian, baby shit.

Chamberess wrote: For anyone who's interested: Capoeira Festival- 8th & 9th March at Darling Harbour

get out! you're not serious. A capeoeira Festival???

Please, someone, get a vid of c'ess jumping around in her jammies...

I used to go to the Carribean on a fairly regular basis on business (and surf when I could) up till recently. may i ask what it was that you did, Natho, and why ffs did you quit?! Sounds like the tits. oh, and ric, i just put 'em on the old expense account. Didn't ask how much. There aren't that ma...

All women of the western world plan from childhood to have babies. I'm convinced they are hardwired to do it. Men go along willingly, either intellectually, or, like most, led by their default brain, their collective dick. Wrong. Mrs Boogaloo MKI did not want to have children and didn't. Favourite ...

Jeez, Lairdy, I hate it when you're right :) . Still and yet, if ms. chambers is going over as far as Barbados or Trinidad, she may as well go the extra mile and drop in to her spiritual homeland.....the home of massive arses and Capeoriea :wink: :wink: in Brazil they know how to treat a woman: dres...

Nick Carroll wrote: Lucky Al there is a massive difference between the urge to procreate and the urge to kill your fellow humans.

Then there's kk, ever the unifier, whose biggest turn-on is having sex with a knife to his victi,,, er, partner's, throat .

Yes i am planning on surfing while i am there and also doing a fair bit of diving too. I had kinda set myself on Mid Nov- Mid Dec as the time i head over which is kinda the end of cyclone season i thought? hi chamberpot. You should be ok with hurricanes (a term from your Indian ancestors), rare in ...

someone please pick lucky al up off the floor.

nah, perfectly lucid as usual al. except for the pelican bit....

RickyG wrote: I defy anyone to have kids 13 months apart and claim to have planned it

Irish twins

Just a question for all the daddys here: Were all your children planned? Are people even planing kids these days? Of course if its an offensive question, just disregard it. are you fcukin' mad coops??? All women of the western world plan from childhood to have babies. I'm convinced they are hardwir...

Here's a question: what about if you never have kids? Me & the mrs aren't going to have them. We're together for the long haul, full monogamous commitment etc - but no kids. Does this mean you miss out on an essential stage in your maturity & development as an adult? Coulda sworn this little bugger...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToOYTM7je3w Let me know what yall think :) What was that? A funny little chicken flight. You should be having a good time during your vacation. Required stunt failed! arseterix, ya forgot ta let 'im in on your sure fire gold championship move: between sets, laurie, pa...