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surfin39 wrote:surfcraft doesn't make you an arsehole in the surf ....... you make yourself an arsehole in the surf .......

Yep, I agree. It ain't the craft, it's the f.uckwit riding it. I hate f.uckwits. Not a particular craft.

Ok. I'll play devil's advocate. Maybe it's the public's fault to some degree. We have become such a litigious society that sometimes ya can't blame councils and governments for going to such measures. People get injured on public land, see $ signs, and sue whoever they can. It's crap though. It was ...

How about the Great Ocean Road....we read about Bell's but I was in Melbourne last month and had no idea about the hundreds of other spots south of Melbourne - There are no waves along the Great Ocean rd, what are you talking about? :roll: Well that was my enquiry dickhead - so your saying Bells is...

Pretty windy out there today and probably too south. Any thoughts?

Wow, six pages about how good the Bombie was. Who'd of thunk.


Pretty flat today out there. Might go and have a crack at it.

The Bombie's not really breaking today. Not big enough.

So, the Queensie Bombie hey.

Not looking too special today unfortunately. Swell appears to have dropped a fair bit.

Beachies look pretty good though. Some freight trains coming through North Steyne.

Anyway, carry on.

So the Queensie Bombie was good huh?

what's this curry powder under the door business? Pile of curry powder on the floor outside the door. Hair dryer blows it under the gap. The hot air makes it rise because its so fine, and it coats everything in the room. Your couch will smell like the home indian diner. You'd need to do something f...

boardscape avalon wrote:kobes is pumped for marky mark to play with him... i mean play him..

Tom Cruise would be better. A f.uckwit playing a f.uckwit. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch for him.

stoive wrote:the look on that guys face is priceless

You'd look smug too if you were in charge of that

Nice one W.

smnmntl wrote:

Mrs Kreepy wrote:she looks a little like this.

I know you've used it a few times now, but I still piss meself laughing when I see it. The look on his face is priceless.

Anyone misguided enough to want to drive a suzuki sierra will quickly change their tune if they ever get behind the wheel. They bounce around like a pogo stick on steroids and are so noisy and unsafe that youll be a nervous wreck in 5 minutes. These cars are dangerous. I can attest to that. My mate...

smnmntl do you know a guy that goes by the name of "blakey? I was hanging with him one night in the cross, says he surfs tama whenever it works and sometimes the southy, bronte or even wedding cake is. Big fella. i picked up some bird after he got a few little ones & he ate them all at once. he com...

Wow. 500 posts. Only took me 3 years. 166 per year or half a post per day. not bad considering every one of em was at work during work hours. Thanks boss.

montague island? :lol: BA, there are heaps of really nice quiet little towns (if that's your thing) not too far from Batemans that have quality waves within a comfortable distance. Crowds outside of school holidays no issue. Only problem is that a lot of the houses down there are old family holiday...

wanto wrote:montague island?

So I'll be needing a tent and a boat then?

Hypothetically, any ideas on where I should be aiming to live on the delightful South Coast?